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Default My Absence - 12-31-2015, 05:30 AM

Im guessing many of you may have been wondering why I haven't been posting lately?

After learning my internet provider supports homo marriage I decided to buy my own internet service company. If you read my introduction forum you would know that at that time I owned a 300 acre farm in the Denver Colorado area, that has been passed down from generation to generation. Since Land in the heart of Denver sells for millions of dollars I was easily able to buy a internet company that is located in the state of Oklahoma. My family and I have just moved to Oklahoma glad to finally escape the majurana smoking homos.

I'm now officially the CEO of "Jesus Hates Homos internet services." Being a CEO of an internet company lets me do the Lords work in ways I would of never imagined. For example, all of my customers can't enter porno sites or anything sin related. Being an internet provider lets me have email addresses in which I send holy emails informing people that they are going to straight to hell if they don't start following Jesus.

I've been so busy with my new business that I haven't posted lately but now that everything's slowed down I'll start posting again.

~Hank Whitlock


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Bible Re: My Absence - 12-31-2015, 02:39 PM

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Im guessing many of you may have been wondering why I haven't been posting lately?

After learning my internet provider supports homo marriage I decided to buy my own internet service company. If you read my introduction forum you would know that at that time I owned a 300 acre farm in the Denver Colorado area, that has been passed down from generation to generation. Since Land in the heart of Denver sells for millions of dollars I was easily able to buy a internet company that is located in the state of Oklahoma. My family and I have just moved to Oklahoma glad to finally escape the majurana smoking homos.

I'm now officially the CEO of "Jesus Hates Homos internet services." Being a CEO of an internet company lets me do the Lords work in ways I would of never imagined. For example, all of my customers can't enter porno sites or anything sin related. Being an internet provider lets me have email addresses in which I send holy emails informing people that they are going to straight to hell if they don't start following Jesus.

I've been so busy with my new business that I haven't posted lately but now that everything's slowed down I'll start posting again.

~Hank Whitlock
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A wise decision indeed based on your adventures. While it is quite possible to serve Sweet Jesus Christ Son of God our Savior in many ways, there is as far as we know, one and only one Church that gives its members a Truly™ Bible-based guarantee of a dwelling place in Heaven.

1 Peter 2:25
For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls.


It is us, the Landover Baptist Church. Stay with us.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Scared Re: My Absence - 12-31-2015, 02:48 PM

Welcome back Mr. Whitlock though truth be told, I have no idea who you are. I have your file pulled from the Church office to take a gander at your background.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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