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View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 89 0.44%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 20,076 99.56%
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-16-2015, 11:40 AM

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What about people who are gay or whatever and still get married and have kids?
You silly little girl. Marriage is between a man and a woman. Period. When you grow up a little bit, your mum might explain to you how babies are made. It needs a man and a woman. Two men can't make babies. Neither can two women.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-16-2015, 12:00 PM

What if someone is gay but marries a lady anyway?
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-16-2015, 12:37 PM

Is there a way to avoid physically growing up? Like, get some hormones surgically removed or something?
If I do this, can I avoid getting married and having sex and having babies if I never grow up and it be perfectly okay? Because I really don't want to have sex and I really don't want to grow up anyway. Being a kid is way more fun, and I can love God and fun and have all the fun I want without having to get married or have kids.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-16-2015, 01:03 PM

The corruption that spews forth from this child's mouth is Satan's testimony to this generation. Brethren, we must be vigilant and remember that God has called us to be fruitful and multiply. Do not succumb to the bewilderment of the antiChrist and his wiles.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-16-2015, 01:11 PM

I'm honestly wondering, though. Why you gotta be mean
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-16-2015, 01:27 PM

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I'm honestly wondering, though. Why you gotta be mean
You mean, why must I tell the truth? We are trying to save your soul from the foul spirits that inhabit you. Christ Himself spake with a voice of authority and did not sugar coat His testimony against the devils which deceived His enemies.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-16-2015, 02:35 PM

If you get married and have sex, do you have to like it? Is it a sin not to like it?


If someone is asexual but gets married and has sex and babies, is that okay?
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If you get married and have sex, do you have to like it? Is it a sin not to like it?


If someone is asexual but gets married and has sex and babies, is that okay?
You're not supposed to like sex. It's meant to be used for creating Soldiers for Christ only.

Of course it's ok for an asexual to get married and have sex and babies. Men have to get married in order to produce children and women have to get married and have children in order to be Saved. 1 Timothy 2:15


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How am I supposed to find a husband though? Everyone hates me because I watch anime
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-17-2015, 12:07 AM

I know!

I will invent a time machine! That way I can fast forward over getting married and having sex and having kids. I'll still do it, but I won't have to be scared because I can get it over with quickly.
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How am I supposed to find a husband though? Everyone hates me because I watch anime
Perhaps people hate you because you're an annoying person in whose company they must suffer. Try not being so annoying, dear.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Even the Baby Jesus hates you watching anime. Now, grow up and accept Jesus as your Saviour.


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I agree full-heartedly with many things that this site says, but the belief that asexual have a agenda? Or that asexuality outside of marriage is sinning? No. If they have dedicated their lives to Christ and serving him, and they are not practicing a sexual perversion (which lack of sex is not a sexual perversion), then I doubtful that they are in any violation of the bible in any of its current standing, or original Hebrew text. I am an asexual who lives a productive life and serves the lord. For those who think I'm some cali-based blue state loving imbecile, I am a libertarian in the Panhandle of Florida who owns fishing boats and has earned his way thru life. I can understand and agree with the belief that homosexuality is a perversion of our creator's design, but in what way is not partaking in sex a sexual perversion? Lack of sodomy is not sodomy, lack of lust is not lust, and lack of masturbation is not masturbation. The list goes on of things we don't pervert. When I was younger the fact I would not have sex outside of marriage (and honestly was disinterested in sex) ended many relationships, but this just pressed me further into my studies and has blessed me in far more ways than it has cursed me. I fail to see how this blessing has become a sin, I simply see it as a way to devote my time and funds to better serving the lord.
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I agree full-heartedly with many things that this site says, but the belief that asexual have a agenda? Or that asexuality outside of marriage is sinning? No. If they have dedicated their lives to Christ and serving him, and they are not practicing a sexual perversion (which lack of sex is not a sexual perversion), then I doubtful that they are in any violation of the bible in any of its current standing, or original Hebrew text. I am an asexual who lives a productive life and serves the lord. For those who think I'm some cali-based blue state loving imbecile, I am a libertarian in the Panhandle of Florida who owns fishing boats and has earned his way thru life. I can understand and agree with the belief that homosexuality is a perversion of our creator's design, but in what way is not partaking in sex a sexual perversion? Lack of sodomy is not sodomy, lack of lust is not lust, and lack of masturbation is not masturbation. The list goes on of things we don't pervert. When I was younger the fact I would not have sex outside of marriage (and honestly was disinterested in sex) ended many relationships, but this just pressed me further into my studies and has blessed me in far more ways than it has cursed me. I fail to see how this blessing has become a sin, I simply see it as a way to devote my time and funds to better serving the lord.
Dear Friend,

I am happy to oblige. The answer to your question is simple and can be found in the Bible. You only have to read the first Chapter to unravel what God feels about asexuality.



Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


There you have it. A clear command to engage in conjugal relations. I DO feel for the asexuals and the rest of us who find the act of begetting revolting, who wouldn't, and would rather concentrate on worship. However, it is not up to us to question Jesus but to accept all His commands. Various interpretations can make a tangle out of this clear message: Be fruitful. Multiply.





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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-26-2015, 06:40 AM

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Dear Friend,

I am happy to oblige. The answer to your question is simple and can be found in the Bible. You only have to read the first Chapter to unravel what God feels about asexuality.



Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


There you have it. A clear command to engage in conjugal relations. I DO feel for the asexuals and the rest of us who find the act of begetting revolting, who wouldn't, and would rather concentrate on worship. However, it is not up to us to question Jesus but to accept all His commands. Various interpretations can make a tangle out of this clear message: Be fruitful. Multiply.





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I hope to get to know you as well, and I guess it is something I will have to ask forgiveness for from god, as it is something without his help I will never be able to change. I simply pray he is forgiving of it as I try to spread his word and follow him in day to day life.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-27-2015, 02:49 AM

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I hope to get to know you as well, and I guess it is something I will have to ask forgiveness for from god, as it is something without his help I will never be able to change. I simply pray he is forgiving of it as I try to spread his word and follow him in day to day life.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-27-2015, 11:25 AM

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I'm honestly wondering, though. Why you gotta be mean
Mean? My poor confused friend, is telling the truth and helping to save your soul from "mean"?
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 06-17-2015, 01:55 AM

God tells us all to "Be fruitful and multiply!" Which is impossible if one does not marry and have sex with their spouse
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 06-17-2015, 02:06 AM

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God tells us all to "Be fruitful and multiply!" Which is impossible if one does not marry and have sex with their spouse
Artificial insemination (which has been going on since 1884) doesn't exist in your universe?


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 06-17-2015, 03:20 AM

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Artificial insemination (which has been going on since 1884) doesn't exist in your universe?
Shut your pie hole, pervert.


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