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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
05-16-2015, 11:40 AM
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What about people who are gay or whatever and still get married and have kids?
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You silly little girl. Marriage is between a man and a woman. Period. When you grow up a little bit, your mum might explain to you how babies are made. It needs a man and a woman. Two men can't make babies. Neither can two women.
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05-16-2015, 12:00 PM
What if someone is gay but marries a lady anyway?
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05-16-2015, 12:37 PM
Is there a way to avoid physically growing up? Like, get some hormones surgically removed or something?
If I do this, can I avoid getting married and having sex and having babies if I never grow up and it be perfectly okay? Because I really don't want to have sex and I really don't want to grow up anyway. Being a kid is way more fun, and I can love God and fun and have all the fun I want without having to get married or have kids.
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05-16-2015, 01:03 PM
The corruption that spews forth from this child's mouth is Satan's testimony to this generation. Brethren, we must be vigilant and remember that God has called us to be fruitful and multiply. Do not succumb to the bewilderment of the antiChrist and his wiles.
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05-16-2015, 01:11 PM
I'm honestly wondering, though. Why you gotta be mean
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05-16-2015, 01:27 PM
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I'm honestly wondering, though. Why you gotta be mean
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You mean, why must I tell the truth? We are trying to save your soul from the foul spirits that inhabit you. Christ Himself spake with a voice of authority and did not sugar coat His testimony against the devils which deceived His enemies.
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05-16-2015, 02:35 PM
If you get married and have sex, do you have to like it? Is it a sin not to like it?
If someone is asexual but gets married and has sex and babies, is that okay?
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
05-16-2015, 03:21 PM
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If you get married and have sex, do you have to like it? Is it a sin not to like it?
If someone is asexual but gets married and has sex and babies, is that okay?
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You're not supposed to like sex. It's meant to be used for creating Soldiers for Christ only.
Of course it's ok for an asexual to get married and have sex and babies. Men have to get married in order to produce children and women have to get married and have children in order to be Saved. 1 Timothy 2:15
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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05-16-2015, 11:55 PM
How am I supposed to find a husband though? Everyone hates me because I watch anime
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05-17-2015, 12:07 AM
I know!
I will invent a time machine! That way I can fast forward over getting married and having sex and having kids. I'll still do it, but I won't have to be scared because I can get it over with quickly.
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05-17-2015, 01:08 AM
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How am I supposed to find a husband though? Everyone hates me because I watch anime
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Perhaps people hate you because you're an annoying person in whose company they must suffer. Try not being so annoying, dear.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
05-17-2015, 01:21 AM
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How am I supposed to find a husband though? Everyone hates me because I watch anime
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Even the Baby Jesus hates you watching anime. Now, grow up and accept Jesus as your Saviour.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
05-26-2015, 06:08 AM
I agree full-heartedly with many things that this site says, but the belief that asexual have a agenda? Or that asexuality outside of marriage is sinning? No. If they have dedicated their lives to Christ and serving him, and they are not practicing a sexual perversion (which lack of sex is not a sexual perversion), then I doubtful that they are in any violation of the bible in any of its current standing, or original Hebrew text. I am an asexual who lives a productive life and serves the lord. For those who think I'm some cali-based blue state loving imbecile, I am a libertarian in the Panhandle of Florida who owns fishing boats and has earned his way thru life. I can understand and agree with the belief that homosexuality is a perversion of our creator's design, but in what way is not partaking in sex a sexual perversion? Lack of sodomy is not sodomy, lack of lust is not lust, and lack of masturbation is not masturbation. The list goes on of things we don't pervert. When I was younger the fact I would not have sex outside of marriage (and honestly was disinterested in sex) ended many relationships, but this just pressed me further into my studies and has blessed me in far more ways than it has cursed me. I fail to see how this blessing has become a sin, I simply see it as a way to devote my time and funds to better serving the lord.
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05-26-2015, 06:26 AM
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I agree full-heartedly with many things that this site says, but the belief that asexual have a agenda? Or that asexuality outside of marriage is sinning? No. If they have dedicated their lives to Christ and serving him, and they are not practicing a sexual perversion (which lack of sex is not a sexual perversion), then I doubtful that they are in any violation of the bible in any of its current standing, or original Hebrew text. I am an asexual who lives a productive life and serves the lord. For those who think I'm some cali-based blue state loving imbecile, I am a libertarian in the Panhandle of Florida who owns fishing boats and has earned his way thru life. I can understand and agree with the belief that homosexuality is a perversion of our creator's design, but in what way is not partaking in sex a sexual perversion? Lack of sodomy is not sodomy, lack of lust is not lust, and lack of masturbation is not masturbation. The list goes on of things we don't pervert. When I was younger the fact I would not have sex outside of marriage (and honestly was disinterested in sex) ended many relationships, but this just pressed me further into my studies and has blessed me in far more ways than it has cursed me. I fail to see how this blessing has become a sin, I simply see it as a way to devote my time and funds to better serving the lord.
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Dear Friend,
I am happy to oblige. The answer to your question is simple and can be found in the Bible. You only have to read the first Chapter to unravel what God feels about asexuality.
Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
There you have it. A clear command to engage in conjugal relations. I DO feel for the asexuals and the rest of us who find the act of begetting revolting, who wouldn't, and would rather concentrate on worship. However, it is not up to us to question Jesus but to accept all His commands. Various interpretations can make a tangle out of this clear message: Be fruitful. Multiply.
I was a pleasure to be of assistance. I hope to get to know you better. Please enjoy worship on our Forum!
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
05-26-2015, 06:40 AM
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Dear Friend,
I am happy to oblige. The answer to your question is simple and can be found in the Bible. You only have to read the first Chapter to unravel what God feels about asexuality.
Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
There you have it. A clear command to engage in conjugal relations. I DO feel for the asexuals and the rest of us who find the act of begetting revolting, who wouldn't, and would rather concentrate on worship. However, it is not up to us to question Jesus but to accept all His commands. Various interpretations can make a tangle out of this clear message: Be fruitful. Multiply.
I was a pleasure to be of assistance. I hope to get to know you better. Please enjoy worship on our Forum!
Yours in Christ,
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I hope to get to know you as well, and I guess it is something I will have to ask forgiveness for from god, as it is something without his help I will never be able to change. I simply pray he is forgiving of it as I try to spread his word and follow him in day to day life.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
05-27-2015, 02:49 AM
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I hope to get to know you as well, and I guess it is something I will have to ask forgiveness for from god, as it is something without his help I will never be able to change. I simply pray he is forgiving of it as I try to spread his word and follow him in day to day life.
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
05-27-2015, 11:25 AM
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I'm honestly wondering, though. Why you gotta be mean
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Mean? My poor confused friend, is telling the truth and helping to save your soul from "mean"?
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
06-17-2015, 01:55 AM
God tells us all to "Be fruitful and multiply!" Which is impossible if one does not marry and have sex with their spouse
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06-17-2015, 02:06 AM
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God tells us all to "Be fruitful and multiply!" Which is impossible if one does not marry and have sex with their spouse
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Artificial insemination ( which has been going on since 1884) doesn't exist in your universe?
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
06-17-2015, 03:20 AM
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Shut your pie hole, pervert.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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