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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 05-27-2015, 06:04 AM

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Still doesn't help - I don't see any relation to sex slaves and minecraft.... There is almost 0% chance (probably 0.0035% chance at most) that a child would fall victim to being a "sex slave" through minecraft, simply because popular servers are crowded with chat spam, and non-popular servers are never played on regardless. You could set up a perfect server, and if people only find out about it on advertising websites, then they're not going to be playing for that long... It would be cheaper to go and hire a prostitute for a day than it would finding children on your server.
You should find this helpful reading for explaining the relation between sex salves and minecraft.


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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 05-27-2015, 06:41 AM

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That doesn't help either.... To my understanding - you're trying to say that one child fell victim to rape from minecraft, so now everything is sexual in minecraft - a children's game? We may as well say that paper is deadly and should never be touched because it can kill you - like the one time a guy bled to death from a papercut...
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 05-27-2015, 05:41 PM

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That doesn't help either.... To my understanding - you're trying to say that one child fell victim to rape from minecraft, so now everything is sexual in minecraft - a children's game? We may as well say that paper is deadly and should never be touched because it can kill you - like the one time a guy bled to death from a papercut...
Well if that's how you understand it, then your reading comprehension isn't up to snuff to tackle the sophisticated conversations here. This isn't about one child, it's about slowly but surely brainwashing children to embrace sin. I know to people like you sin is just a vague, evasive concept that refers to general problematic behaviors that can and should be addressed in some practical way without inspiring more problems, but to the Righteous, sin reveals the state of the soul - damned (1st John 3:6-9).

It's really important to protect our children from embracing sin. We know that Jesus won't tolerate anyone who sins (Psalm 145:20), and God Almighty Himself doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners. No decent parent wants to set their child up for failure, and so we here and Landover Baptist Church want to help parents learn how to recognize failure. That includes recognizing those tools that brainwash children into adopting the very things for which God will lovingly smite them for all eternity (1 Corinthians 6:9; Revelation 21:8).


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Cool Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 06-08-2015, 06:18 PM

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(Thanks go to Brother Heathen_Basher for helping me with the scriptural side of this.)

Minecraft is not really a video game. It is amazingly much worse than that. It is as if Satan, Second Life and The Sims all had a huge sex orgy and Minecraft was the bastard child that came out of it. They even have a specific variant called "Lava Survival" in which children falsely learn it is possible to escape from Hell!

The horror that is Minecraft:


Defying God by promoting genetic manipulation!
First of all Minecraft shows us what the world will look like once the evolutionists finally get what they want and start genetically manipulating everything and everyone. This is not outdated software! This is hypermodern brand new software which is specifically designed to look like this! To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal!

How this is defying God? As explained by Brother Heathen_Basher: Genetic engineering will take on a role beyond what God has given to us as His creation. The Bible states that all things were created by God and for Him (Colossians 1:16). As individuals we are made in God’s image and therefore should be subject to His plan (Genesis 1:26,27; Matthew 22:20,21). God designed all living things after certain "kinds" (Genesis 1:11-25). Too much manipulation of the genetics (altering species) could be delving into issues reserved for the Designer.

Turning children into sex slaves, or "griefing" as they call it.
There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing". There is no protection whatsoever against pornography inside Minecraft and there is no control over what the inside chat function is used for. Minecraft is web browser based, so every child who can surf the web, can get lured in by an online pedophile. Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server, pedophiles can also track down your children using their IP address!

Don't believe me? Look at the case of Andrew Hartung as found by Brother Prayer Warrior. Andrew Hartun used Minecraft to seduce and rape innocent children.

Joel 3:1 "For, behold, in those days, and in that time, when I shall bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem, I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat, and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land. And they have cast lots for my people; and have given a boy for an harlot, and sold a girl for wine, that they might drink."

Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn:


Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft:


A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls:


Destroying our economy!
Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!

Acts 8:1 "And Saul was consenting unto his death. And at that time there was a great persecution against the church which was at Jerusalem; and they were all scattered abroad throughout the regions of Judaea and Samaria, except the apostles."

It is clear why Satan worshipers all over the world love Minecraft:


More Satanic Minecraft:
I will AGAIN prove you wrong.

1. Those polygons that make up MC's graphics are the best art that Notch could do. He is not an artist. In addition, the game runs in a java enviroment, which is anything but ultramodern.

2. Minecraft is not browser based. It is avaliable as a .exe file or a .msi file. Many online servers have plugins that filter chat, making it modest. There have been no pedophiles on MC to date. Quit making stuff up.

3. As I stated before, those are not penises. They are creepers, or exploding armless monsters. Where is the evidence that the drawing was made by a kid?

4. Why are you attributing large spheres to penises? Pervert.

5.I am just gonna pretend that the whole econimy thing you wrote their doesn't exist. I thought you were conservative.

6.Those satanic images were made by people, not the game.

Looks like i thrashed gour thread.

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Of course you cannot see. You are blinded because of your resistance towards the Truth™ of God. This was foreseen by Jesus and communicated via the Good Apostle Paul millenia ago.



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But their minds were blinded: for until this day remaineth the same vail untaken away in the reading of the old testament; which vail is done away in Christ.

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In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

You are blinded. I am praying the vail before your eyes will dissipate in time for you to avoid God's Wrath!





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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 06-09-2015, 02:42 PM

Guys I'm so confused. You talk about how to rape women in these threads and at the same time deny that you have anything to do with sexuality. As well as laughing at any unsaved people you say that Jesus will have fun burning them in hell when in fact it says that it breaks Jesus's heart for people to not be saved. You are truly not following all of the bible's commands. Even more so that you have foul mouths. Look at Ephesians 5:3-4. Please help me to understand you state of ignorance. I am praying that you would see the truth. I hope that you will be able to realize that women are meant to be companions not sex toys and that love for your enemies is that Jesus tought you.

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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 06-09-2015, 02:47 PM

You guys act like immature men that are still teenagers. I'm seriously laughing my butt off and i can't tell if this a joke site or not :/
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Guys I'm so confused. You talk about how to rape women in these threads and at the same time deny that you have anything to do with sexuality. As well as laughing at any unsaved people you say that Jesus will have fun burning them in hell when in fact it says that it breaks Jesus's heart for people to not be saved. You are truly not following all of the bible's commands. Even more so that you have foul mouths. Look at Ephesians 5:3-4. Please help me to understand you state of ignorance. I am praying that you would see the truth. I hope that you will be able to realize that women are meant to be companions not sex toys and that love for your enemies is that Jesus tought you.

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Which verse again says Jesus' heart will be broken for people not to be saved? Which verse again says the Psalmist was lying when he wrote God will laugh at those who reject Him (Psalm 2:4)? Please be specific.


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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 06-09-2015, 03:16 PM

1 Timothy 2:1-4 is proof enough. Is it not? But do you not have an explanation for this forum's countless sexual desires?
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 06-09-2015, 03:27 PM

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1 Timothy 2:1-4 is proof enough. Is it not? But do you not have an explanation for this forum's countless sexual desires?
No. That's not proof. It's not even on topic.

You said Jesus' heart will be broken for all those who are not Saved. Where? Where does the Holy Bible mention this Broken Heart of Jesus? Why would He create a terrible and torturous punishment for all eternity if doing so breaks His heart? Do you think He didn't think this through? Do you think He lied? Why would He say He laughs at the fate of such men?

I think you haven't actually read the Holy Bible, you've just read bits and pieces as they conform to your expectations. Then when you come face to face with what the Holy Bible actually says, you're shocked.


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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 06-09-2015, 03:32 PM

Still no answer to my second quesiton eh? How is timothy 2:1-4 off topic IT SAYS GOD DESIRES ALL MEN TO BE SAVED AND SEE THE TRUTH. the only way that is irrelevant is when you think Jesus isn't god which is a whole other topic in itself.
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Still no answer to my second quesiton eh? How is timothy 2:1-4 off topic IT SAYS GOD DESIRES ALL MEN TO BE SAVED AND SEE THE TRUTH. the only way that is irrelevant is when you think Jesus isn't god which is a whole other topic in itself.
First things first, dear. Let's not get sidetracked. I can desire a diamond tennis bracelet, but my heart isn't broken when Mr. Etheldreda brings me a diamond ring instead.

Which verse mentions Jesus' Divine Broken Heart?

Was Jesus lying when He said He will laugh at those who reject Him?


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He was not lying when he said he would scoff a the evil-doers. He did not lie when he said he desires for people to be saved. WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT HUMANS HAVE THE RIGHT TO JUDGE OTHERS OR CONDEMN FOR HIM. speachless?
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He was not lying when he said he would scoff a the evil-doers. He did not lie when he said he desires for people to be saved. WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT HUMANS HAVE THE RIGHT TO JUDGE OTHERS OR CONDEMN FOR HIM. speachless?
True Christians™ not only have the right, we have the obligation to judge others, and to do so with Righteousness (John 7:24). This is possible because True Christians™ walk the walk of Righteousness, and are in all ways essentially and practically perfect. I would encourage you to prayerfully consider the following:

For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
1st Corinthians 5:12-13

Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
1st Corinthians 6:1-6

I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
2nd Timothy 4:1-5


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He was not lying when he said he would scoff a the evil-doers. He did not lie when he said he desires for people to be saved. WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT HUMANS HAVE THE RIGHT TO JUDGE OTHERS OR CONDEMN FOR HIM. speachless?
Dear Bently,

One of our Pastors has explained this very question in a straightforward and simple manner. For your benefit, the link is HERE .



As True Christians™ we can also judge other entities apart from mere humans.

1 Corinthians 6:3
Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?



Yours in Christ,

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You guys act like immature men that are still teenagers. I'm seriously laughing my butt off and i can't tell if this a joke site or not :/
You won't be laughing so much once Jesus kills you and sends you down into hellfire for all eternity, where you will be anally raped by every demon under satan's command. No you will not.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 06-12-2015, 02:28 AM

Im disgusted by this satanic creation the creator Notch is a intelligent higb rank demon he first made this all about blocks so unaware parents will buy to their kids and then he start to add satanic elements in the game like altars to worship satan and redstone (people get their life force stolen by this redstone with black magic) also he added THE SERPENT HIMSELF SATAN called enderdragon and the player is supposed to slay him and instead of happy credits and shit you find that everything was an illusion and satan tricked you and you wasted days on a stupid low graphics lego crap and will burn in hell and get raped there by satan and 30 mooslime nigras

Im glad there are sites like this where people know the real truth and warn others
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Im disgusted by this satanic creation the creator Notch is a intelligent higb rank demon he first made this all about blocks so unaware parents will buy to their kids and then he start to add satanic elements in the game like altars to worship satan and redstone (people get their life force stolen by this redstone with black magic) also he added THE SERPENT HIMSELF SATAN called enderdragon and the player is supposed to slay him and instead of happy credits and shit you find that everything was an illusion and satan tricked you and you wasted days on a stupid low graphics lego crap and will burn in hell and get raped there by satan and 30 mooslime nigras

Im glad there are sites like this where people know the real truth and warn others
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 06-12-2015, 02:43 AM

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Im disgusted by this satanic creation the creator Notch is a intelligent higb rank demon he first made this all about blocks so unaware parents will buy to their kids and then he start to add satanic elements in the game like altars to worship satan and redstone (people get their life force stolen by this redstone with black magic) also he added THE SERPENT HIMSELF SATAN called enderdragon and the player is supposed to slay him and instead of happy credits and shit you find that everything was an illusion and satan tricked you and you wasted days on a stupid low graphics lego crap and will burn in hell and get raped there by satan and 30 mooslime nigras

Im glad there are sites like this where people know the real truth and warn others
This may be the worst case of run on sentence that I have ever seen or even heard of and I am one who has occasionally, and falsely, I might add, been accused of writing unnecessarily long and drawn out sentences, which, when fully analyzed, usually turn out to be perfectly well formed and correct, though perhaps overly drawn out.


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