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Default We Should Have Emo Hunts - 05-18-2015, 08:32 AM

I feel as though Freehold should have emo hunts like Mexico does nationwide.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/mus...icanemocalypse

Emos love to complain about everything but never offer a solution for anything. They are more prone to worship satan by sacrificing Christian children and listen to death and black metal. I once had a dream in which I was fighting in Hell with an angelic sword of white light. In this dream, satan, in the form of a skeletal dragon pointed to a distant shore and said "Behold my multitude of minions." His minions were goths and emos who smiled in sadistic pleasure. We should fight satan's minions on Earth so that they will not burn our churches and sacrifice our women and children. We must also remember that devil worshipers do not fall in one single group and that normal people may potentially serve him in secret. I have studied many satanic crimes and I can honestly attest that normal-looking people need to be received with greater skepticism.


Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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Default Re: We Should Have Emo Hunts - 05-18-2015, 05:20 PM

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I feel as though Freehold should have emo hunts like Mexico does nationwide.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/mus...icanemocalypse

Emos love to complain about everything but never offer a solution for anything. They are more prone to worship satan by sacrificing Christian children and listen to death and black metal. I once had a dream in which I was fighting in Hell with an angelic sword of white light. In this dream, satan, in the form of a skeletal dragon pointed to a distant shore and said "Behold my multitude of minions." His minions were goths and emos who smiled in sadistic pleasure. We should fight satan's minions on Earth so that they will not burn our churches and sacrifice our women and children. We must also remember that devil worshipers do not fall in one single group and that normal people may potentially serve him in secret. I have studied many satanic crimes and I can honestly attest that normal-looking people need to be received with greater skepticism.





We are more in to witch hunting, though we have other hunts occasionally. The annual October witch hunt is especially joyful.


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Default Re: We Should Have Emo Hunts - 05-18-2015, 07:06 PM

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We are more in to witch hunting, though we have other hunts occasionally. The annual October witch hunt is especially joyful.
Goths, emos, witches, Wiccans; whatever. They are all devil worshipers and must be neutralized.


Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Default Re: We Should Have Emo Hunts - 05-19-2015, 04:07 PM

Thank you for alerting us to this developing threat to civilization. I admit, I always confuse emos with goths, but come to think of it, I never hear about emos in trees like you do goths. It's tempting to try and witness to them, but I wonder if the Jesus has hardened their hearts or not (Matthew 13:13-14). If so, then nothing we could do would help, and their own blood is upon them. If not, then we should strive to save as many souls as possible by sharing the Good News that Jesus will dump their ever-living souls into the eternal Lake of Fire if they don't show sufficient gratitude (John 14:15). After all, He did Suffer Death for a whole long weekend for the redemption of mankind, and we owe it to Him to pay Him back or suffer for all eternity.


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Default Re: We Should Have Emo Hunts - 05-21-2015, 04:02 AM

Hey Guys im Emo. Im actually pretty lame and i only go so sunday school when my mum forces me. I do volenteer work. I have a better idea. How about we do Landover Baptist Church hunts. I hear they like to rape things and pastors rape little boys. They like to get angry at people for liking the same sex. So wierd i know right? i think beeng smart is stupit.


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This is called defamation of character and it is libel and is actionable in any court of law. I'm sure all of the pastors, especially the ones in England, have already contacted their lawyers to bring suit against you. Even if the judgments against you are small, there will be so many that your head will spin. Actually, it's probably your parents' heads that will be spinning, because the are going to be responsible for your legal fees and the judgments against you. I'm sure they're going to be pleased to find out what you have been posting on the Internet, and when they have to sell the house just to pay for it all, what are you going to tell them, then?


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I hear they like to rape things and pastors rape little boys.
I think you are confusing us with Catholics. Catholics are not Christians and they will all burn in Hell.

As to hunting emo's, I don't think that is a good idea. I am an experienced hunter and the essence of hunting is that there needs to be balance between the hunter's will to kill and the huntees will to survive. Since emo's are retarded and too stupid to care about getting killed, hunting them would be pointless. It would be like hunting an already dead animal.


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As to hunting emo's, I don't think that is a good idea. I am an experienced hunter and the essence of hunting is that there needs to be balance between the hunter's will to kill and the huntees will to survive. Since emo's are retarded and too stupid to care about getting killed, hunting them would be pointless. It would be like hunting an already dead animal.
Good point. Emos might actually want to die since they complain about everything, but hardly ever offer solutions for anything, so many of them slit their own wrists and throats.


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Good point. Emos might actually want to die since they complain about everything, but hardly ever offer solutions for anything, so many of them slit their own wrists and throats.
Best way to get rid of the emos is to poison the tofu supply.
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Best way to get rid of the emos is to poison the tofu supply.
A better way is to imprison and chastise them about their pathetic excuses for being depressed to the point where they accept the facts that the world is not perfect and that they are pathetic and whinny. They will have two choices: accept Christ and be light in the world or starve themselves to death. Matthew 5 and 6 are good. chapters to read to them, especially when in conjuction.


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Thank you for alerting us to this developing threat to civilization. I admit, I always confuse emos with goths, but come to think of it, I never hear about emos in trees like you do goths. It's tempting to try and witness to them, but I wonder if the Jesus has hardened their hearts or not (Matthew 13:13-14). If so, then nothing we could do would help, and their own blood is upon them. If not, then we should strive to save as many souls as possible by sharing the Good News that Jesus will dump their ever-living souls into the eternal Lake of Fire if they don't show sufficient gratitude (John 14:15). After all, He did Suffer Death for a whole long weekend for the redemption of mankind, and we owe it to Him to pay Him back or suffer for all eternity.
Matthew 5 and 6 are both good chapters to use, especially in conjunction since they decribe God's charity and that even flowers and birds are provided with their needs met.


Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Matthew 5 and 6 are both good chapters to use, especially in conjunction since they decribe God's charity and that even flowers and birds are provided with their needs met.
Good point. I've never seen an emo bird, have you? When one trusts the LORD to be good to His Word, one is never disappointed!

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Default Re: We Should Have Emo Hunts - 05-24-2015, 05:21 AM

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Hey Guys im Emo. Im actually pretty lame and i only go so sunday school when my mum forces me. I do volenteer work. I have a better idea. How about we do Landover Baptist Church hunts. I hear they like to rape things and pastors rape little boys. They like to get angry at people for liking the same sex. So wierd i know right? i think beeng smart is stupit.
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Default Re: We Should Have Emo Hunts - 05-30-2015, 09:56 PM

I'm against the hunt, too. The best way for God to punish an Emo is to let him live. The agonies of Hell can't be any worse than having to listen to Jimmy Eat World.


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