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[Eternal Flame]

Originally Posted by Jack Glass

I am horrified!

The thought that you would eat a real crow is bad enough, but threatening to spit it's half chewed flesh at us is unspeakable, particularly at this time in the morning.

Is that a Mormon thing?

God has made his thoughts on this matter very clear.

Luke 12:24 Consider the ravens: for they neither sow nor reap; which neither have storehouse nor barn; and God feedeth them: how much more are ye better than the fowls?

Clearly, humans are no better than the fowls. You wouldn't take human flesh into your mouth and, after masticating it for a while, spit it out, would you?

No. So, although I'm still learning and not an expert in matters theological like the godly pastors other righteous posters, and wouldn't assume to lecture you on such matters, I think Jesus wants you to leave the crows alone.

However, if you have recipes, you might want to share them here.

Glory!

I'm not certain how you read your bible but the bible is very clear on what you can eat.

Acts 10:9-15
On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour: 10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance, And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat. But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean. And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

How dare you put an animal on the level of man. We are made in God's holy image and are given dominion over animals.

Genesis 1:26-27
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

You have a long way to go before you can claim God's grace son.

[Jack Glass]

Originally Posted by Eternal Flame

I'm not certain how you read your bible but the bible is very clear on what you can eat.

Acts 10:9-15
On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour: 10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance, And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat. But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean. And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

How dare you put an animal on the level of man. We are made in God's holy image and are given dominion over animals.

Genesis 1:26-27
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

You have a long way to go before you can claim God's grace son.

Thank you for the chastisement. Of course you are right. I am ashamed of my confusion.

I have cancelled my recreational plans for today and instead, after beating my wife for allowing me to post such drivel yesterday, I will spend the day praying for forgiveness and flagellating myself while reading the Holy Word.