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Try using your own minds to say something with intelligence.
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That's rich, coming from a peaceful atheist who loves eveyrone except Christians and wants us all to kill ourselves. Do you see how confused you are? You're a hateful muslim-lover, not a peaceful atheist.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
08-07-2010, 10:34 AM
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My Church does not have ramps for cripples!
...for the Bible does not call for special rights for sinful gimps!
My Church does not have parking spaces for cripples!
...for why would we want to encourage unsaved cripples to drive a car?
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I'm going to be in a wheelchair for the next two months, does that mean I can't go to church?
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
08-07-2010, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
My Church does not have ramps for cripples!
...for the Bible does not call for special rights for sinful gimps!
My Church does not have parking spaces for cripples!
...for why would we want to encourage unsaved cripples to drive a car?
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I'm going to be in a wheelchair for the next two months, does that mean I can't go to church?
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Yes, it does.
If you were worthy of going to church anyway, you would pray and God would heal you
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
08-07-2010, 06:30 PM
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I'm going to be in a wheelchair for the next two months, does that mean I can't go to church?
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What sin did you commit for God to smite you thus?
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
08-07-2010, 07:01 PM
God only allows evil people to be injured, sick, or handicapped.
Malachi 4:2 (King James Version) 2But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.
Exodus 15:26 (King James Version) 26And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the LORD that healeth thee.
Deuteronomy 7:15 (King James Version) 15And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all them that hate thee.
Proverbs 3:7-8 (King James Version) 7Be not wise in thine own eyes: fear the LORD, and depart from evil. 8It shall be health to thy navel, and marrow to thy bones.
Isaiah 19:22 (King James Version) 22And the LORD shall smite Egypt: he shall smite and heal it: and they shall return even to the LORD, and he shall be intreated of them, and shall heal them.
Isaiah 53:5 (King James Version) 5But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
Isaiah 57:17-18 (King James Version) 17For the iniquity of his covetousness was I wroth, and smote him: I hid me, and was wroth, and he went on frowardly in the way of his heart. 18I have seen his ways, and will heal him: I will lead him also, and restore comforts unto him and to his mourners.
Jeremiah 30:12-14, 17 12For thus saith the LORD, Thy bruise is incurable, and thy wound is grievous. 13There is none to plead thy cause, that thou mayest be bound up: thou hast no healing medicines. 14All thy lovers have forgotten thee; they seek thee not; for I have wounded thee with the wound of an enemy, with the chastisement of a cruel one, for the multitude of thine iniquity; because thy sins were increased.17For I will restore health unto thee, and I will heal thee of thy wounds, saith the LORD; because they called thee an Outcast, saying, This is Zion, whom no man seeketh after.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
08-07-2010, 07:44 PM
I am not sure about this one Pastor. I mean looking at it from a purely economical point of view the people most often crippled and who would need a ramp would be the elderly about to be with God in Heaven. Perhaps they may be more generous towards the church in their wills if they were able to attend services regularly? This would allow for Pastors to do more good works in addition to the tithing which they receive from all the True members of the church.
Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.
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08-07-2010, 07:51 PM
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Yes, it does.
If you were worthy of going to church anyway, you would pray and God would heal you
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I am healing; I'll be fine in a month or so.
If only sinners get injured does that mean you've never had an injury in your life?
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08-07-2010, 10:06 PM
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I am healing; I'll be fine in a month or so.
If only sinners get injured does that mean you've never had an injury in your life?
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Since you're really having an issue with adult conversations, maybe this page out of one of my kids books will help.
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08-08-2010, 07:17 AM
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Since you're really having an issue with adult conversations, maybe this page out of one of my kids books will help.
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Ok, so you can be injured if you sin. What if God chooses to injure in a way that means you end up in a wheelchair for a while? Surely He would not then want you to skip church because you can't get into it? So how are you meant to fully repent for the sin that you originally committed if you are skipping church as well?
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
08-08-2010, 07:22 AM
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Ok, so you can be injured if you sin. What if God chooses to injure in a way that means you end up in a wheelchair for a while? Surely He would not then want you to skip church because you can't get into it? So how are you meant to fully repent for the sin that you originally committed if you are skipping church as well?
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Well I consider a temporary injury the same as sickness, and I certainly don't go to church if I have a cold or flu either. I don't think the pastors would appreciate me hacking up a lung in the corner while they're trying to give their sermon. And I don't think those around me want to see a snot ridden sick person hacking up phlegm while they would rather listen to the pastor.
So no, I don't go to church if I'm injured badly enough that I would need a ramp.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
08-09-2010, 04:51 AM
The freaks are definitely out of the circus and roaming the aisles of our churches, not even bothering to tithe, with the possible exception of poker chips with drool on them.
The Lord works in ways we don't always understand. Ours is to obey, learn, and apply the lessons to our daily lives.
To what purpose? The most likely explanation is a warning to the faithful, one of those 'still, small voice' deals. "This gimp could be even you, Betty Bowers" is an effective message. It's having a holy Halloween, all-tricks-no-treats, with real monsters every Sunday jammed in our faces and frightening the children, courtesy of Our Lord, as warning to straighten up and tithe right.
Works on me.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
01-11-2011, 01:56 PM
Shout GLORY!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
07-03-2011, 05:24 AM
Shout GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
07-03-2011, 05:30 AM
I can't believe anyone would suggest we allow handicapped people into church. Not only have they sinned against God, but how can you concentrate on the prayers and sermons when there is some brain damaged retard gibbering and masturbating on the back row? I declare, anyone who would assist a handicapped person must hate God and want everyone to be damned.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
07-03-2011, 05:43 AM
Who do those gimps think they are, Evil Knievel?
You put ramps up at a church and you're practically begging for skateboard hooligans to trash the place.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
07-03-2011, 06:21 AM
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...how can you concentrate on the prayers and sermons when there is some brain damaged retard gibbering and masturbating on the back row?...
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
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Shout GLORY!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-30-2012, 08:07 AM
I am appauled by the way you guys view people that are affected by sheer accidents. What if God is simply testing somebody of their faith?
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
07-21-2012, 03:39 AM
Do you know why Jesus healed cripples?
Because there are NO RAMPS IN HEAVEN!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
07-21-2012, 06:34 AM
Amen. Even the descendents of Aaron were not allowed to approach the altar of the LORD if they were crippled. Why should anyone expect that God would want cripples in Heaven, gimping up the place?
Leviticus 21:17-21
Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
Gimps and cripples disgust the LORD, just as they disgust any Bible-believing Christian. Why should we accommodate them in our houses of worship? My family and I will follow God's Word on this matter, and I am pleased to be part of a congregation that sees things the same way.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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