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Default Re: 42 - 04-18-2007, 05:33 PM
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I agree, its just fiction and you shouldnt base anything on that. It doesnt have a "truth" in it accept for the fact that towels are quite usefull. But you could have leaned that anywhere

No, the H2G2 isnt anything like the bible, so dont treat them alike.
Is this a Science-Fiction forum? No. This is a Baptist Church forum.

And we don't want to hear what you do with towels!!
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Is this a Science-Fiction forum? No. This is a Baptist Church forum.

And we don't want to hear what you do with towels!!
Maybe when it gets tired of playing at being a pagan "Christian", it'll wrap them round its head and try becoming a pagan mudswine who worships trees?

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Maybe when it gets tired of playing at being a pagan "Christian", it'll wrap them round its head and try becoming a pagan mudswine who worships trees?
Sate their depraved urges by wrapping them around their neck to "stimulate" themselves. The Hitcher Hiker's guide to the galaxy is nothing more than an attempt to encourage teenagers to kill themselves with towel based autoerotic asphyxiation. It figures death obsessed sub groups like Goths would be fans of this vile book.


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Default Re: 42 - 04-18-2007, 08:18 PM
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Sate their depraved urges by wrapping them around their neck to "stimulate" themselves. The Hitcher Hiker's guide to the galaxy is nothing more than an attempt to encourage teenagers to kill themselves with towel based autoerotic asphyxiation. It figures death obsessed sub groups like Goths would be fans of this vile book.
Haha

O, and about this not being a sience fiction forum, it is a toppic about the number 42, from a SF book. So it is relevant.
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O, and about this not being a sience fiction forum, it is a toppic about the number 42, from a SF book. So it is relevant.
A towel can be used to kill mudswines with, so dont underestimate it!
No friend, you put a wet towel over their face when you water boarding them so they think they are drowning. Being the miserable desert critters they are they have never been baptized to know what drowning is.


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No friend, you put a wet towel over their face when you water boarding them so they think they are drowning. Being the miserable desert critters they are they have never been baptized to know what drowning is.
Yeah, thats probably true.
But getting rid of them is a creative proces. Try whatever works bets for you. And if a fiction book helps you with that, so be it.

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Yeah, thats probably true.
There is nothing probable about it son; that is the recommended method stress position according God's own anointed and POTUS GW Bush. So you know Jesus wants it that way.


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Default Re: 42 - 04-19-2007, 03:01 PM
Your right. And 42 has nothign to do with it! (although towels do! )

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Default Re: 42 - 04-19-2007, 03:08 PM
They'll make up anything nowadays to try to replace the one and only Truth©.
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You'r right. But as long as it is harmless and no one realy starts beleving that nonsence it's allright.

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You'r right. But as long as it is harmless and no one realy starts beleving that nonsence it's allright.
Something that draws people's thoughts from God and Jesus and turns them toward numerology is dangerous and deadly to their souls. It leads them straight to eternal hellfire!

Don't give me that "harmless" nonsense! It's as bad as Wicca or Neo-Paganism or Canadianism!
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Default Re: 42 - 04-23-2007, 12:17 PM
If they want to send themselves to hell, let them. And if they want to read something that helps them in that, let them. At least they are harmless to ús, they are way to stupid to both read a book and do wicca-stuff at the same time.

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If they want to send themselves to hell, let them. And if they want to read something that helps them in that, let them. At least they are harmless to ús, they are way to stupid to both read a book and do wicca-stuff at the same time.
Friend,

What kind of callus attitude is that? Jesus loves everyone and wants they all saved! That is why we TRUE Christians help everyone we can. It is not up to us to judge who is saved or not, so that is why we do what ever it takes in a Soul Saving.

Many a ex-wicker has thanked me profusely for turning her life around. Saving her from the lies Satan had beguiled her with. Even if they may never walking again but at lest she can crawl with Jesus. The happiness and joy a reformed sinner feels is well worth the effort it takes to help them reach Christ’s love.


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Default Re: 42 - 04-23-2007, 08:36 PM
And to help anyone you organise wicca-hunts? Lol, thats the most rediculous thing i ever heard!

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And to help anyone you organise wicca-hunts? Lol, thats the most rediculous thing i ever heard!
This coming from someone who named himself after Satan and hates Jesus?

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Default Re: 42 - 04-24-2007, 04:33 PM
Im not a follower of satan, im a christian, and if you dont beleve that, be my guest.

And it still is rediculous!

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Im not a follower of satan, im a christian, and if you dont beleve that, be my guest.

And it still is rediculous!
Rediculous is not a word.

And Lucifer is Satan. There is nothing in the Bible about him "rejecting a name", and Satanists still call him Lucifer.

So stop this idiotic rambling about being a Christian (who can't bother to capitalize "Christ"), and request a name change to something appropriate.
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Default Re: 42 - 04-24-2007, 07:51 PM
Satanists call satan lucifer? Isnt that proof enough that it isnt the same things, those guys are more stupid then the avridge cow!

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Satanists call satan lucifer? Isnt that proof enough that it isnt the same things, those guys are more stupid then the avridge cow!
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