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Christian music. Why so happy? -
02-20-2007, 12:35 PM
In another Thread I was conversing with someone who enjoys something called Christian Music.
I apologise for reproducing the picture but It's important to my point:
Why are these young men so ugly and why are they so happy?
Are they happy because they are ugly?
Are they happy because their music is so geeky?
Or are they happy because they've found THE TRUE CHRISTIAN™ LOVE OF JESUS?
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
02-20-2007, 12:49 PM
Son, I think you've hit the nail on the head with your last answer.
They have found The True Christian™ Love of Jesus Christ© in their lives, which is enough to make anyone smile.
Even the title on the front of that Album "Let Me Touch Him" just shows the power that Jesus has had in their lives.
Now just tell me you're moved aren't you?
See, Jesus guided you to this Website so you too can be happy and share this Love with us.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
02-20-2007, 03:56 PM
AMEN! Sister Tali!
Who isn't filled with JOY when HE touches them.
Please JESUS, Use me and touch meeeeeeeeee!
GlORY!
With L ve, Sister Thumper
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
02-20-2007, 04:21 PM
While us Christians have been known to enjoy a laid back tune here and there, I still feel that the politically relevant and hard hitting sounds of "Prussian Blue" are a daily reminder of the challenges that white America faces. http://www.prussianbluestore.com/
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
02-20-2007, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Bwack Lizard
Why are these young men so ugly and why are they so happy?
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Because they know they look great when compared to a unrepentant sinner with his skin burned off in Hell.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
02-20-2007, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
While us Christians have been known to enjoy a laid back tune here and there, I still feel that the politically relevant and hard hitting sounds of "Prussian Blue" are a daily reminder of the challenges that white America faces. http://www.prussianbluestore.com/
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Amen Brother.
Their latest Album is full of Godly White American tunes, and they sing like Heavenly Angels.
I feel they don't get the appreciation they deserve.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
02-20-2007, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
AMEN! Sister Tali!
Who isn't filled with JOY when HE touches them.
Please JESUS, Use me and touch meeeeeeeeee!
GlORY!
With L ve, Sister Thumper
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Ohhhh Sister Thumper. Richard Miller!!
You know, he plays his Organ with NO HANDS!!
it's a darn miracle to behold
Is he the Guy that couldn't even read music let alone play before visiting Freehold?
One of the Pastor's gave him a Ministering and suddenly he was up at the Church Organ bashing away with his nose like a demented Woodpecker!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
02-20-2007, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Bwack Lizard
Are they happy because they are ugly?
Are they happy because their music is so geeky?
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Ugly? I've seen pictures of your black metal performers without their corpse makeup, and I have to tell you. They're damned ugly, and it's no wonder they want to look like a corpse. It does't stop there. Look at the Rolling Stones. They're some of the ugliest people on the planet. Do they wade into naked teenage girls after their concerts? That's all these psychos want. They want to deflower our daughters, while spreading the message of satan.
What could be more ugly and geeky than Marlyn Manson? Kids actually listen to Hole. Kurt Cobain killed himself, and now thousands of kids want to emulate him. It's sick! Six hundred, three score, and six is all they seem to hear.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
02-20-2007, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson
Kids actually listen to Hole. Kurt Cobain killed himself.
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If you woke up one day from a drink and drug binge and discovered you were married to Courtney Love, what would you do?
Personally, I'd head straight to my prayer closet, but Mr. Cobain apparently didn't have Jesus. So he decided Hell would be better.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-11-2007, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
If you woke up one day from a drink and drug binge and discovered you were married to Courtney Love, what would you do?
Personally, I'd head straight to my prayer closet, but Mr. Cobain apparently didn't have Jesus. So he decided Hell would be better.
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Wow. You actually said something I agree With.
These Christian groups all look like geriatric losers. Here's a real, powerful Christian group:
This band rules, regardless of their spiritual leanings. Far better than some old men who enjoy playing their "organs" while imagining being used by Jesus.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-11-2007, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Bwack Lizard
In another Thread I was conversing with someone who enjoys something called Christian Music.
I apologise for reproducing the picture but It's important to my point:
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Alas, Bwack Lizard was sucked (apparently irretrievably) into the black hole of sorcery, just as he was starting to turn his heart and mind to Jesus. Truly, Bwack Lizard only wanted to "touch Him"!
DAMN YOU, HARRY POTTER!
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-11-2007, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by H.P. Crowley
Wow. You actually said something I agree With.
These Christian groups all look like geriatric losers. Here's a real, powerful Christian group:
This band rules, regardless of their spiritual leanings. Far better than some old men who enjoy playing their "organs" while imagining being used by Jesus.
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What is this perversion of the cross this young hippo-looking homer is displaying on his shirt? Not in my America!
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-11-2007, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Warrior in Christ
What is this perversion of the cross this young hippo-looking homer is displaying on his shirt? Not in my America!
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Bless your precious heart Sir.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-11-2007, 10:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H.P. Crowley
Wow. You actually said something I agree With.
These Christian groups all look like geriatric losers. Here's a real, powerful Christian group:
This band rules, regardless of their spiritual leanings. Far better than some old men who enjoy playing their "organs" while imagining being used by Jesus.
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1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
If those musicians are real Christians, then I'm an atheist lieberal feminazi. No True Christian man would allow himself to look like an effeminate hippy. Don't even get me started on all those sinful depictions of Jesus with long hair!
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-11-2007, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
~~~Swoon~~~~
Bless your precious heart Sir.
L ve, Sister Thumper
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I'm only doing my part to keep America clean. I can't stand all of this filth trying to infiltrate our beloved nation, God's nation!
God Bless,
Warrior in Christ
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-12-2007, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
If those musicians are real Christians, then I'm an atheist lieberal feminazi. No True Christian man would allow himself to look like an effeminate hippy. Don't even get me started on all those sinful depictions of Jesus with long hair!
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Just looking at those freaks feels like my eyesockets are being sodomised. Notice the rips in the middle one's jeans? It appears he's been spending a lot of time on his knees, and I doubt he was praying...
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-12-2007, 11:01 PM
these guys dont like anything.They want christian boring music.Me, i listen to underoath, a very respectable christian band. And now here we go with the "buts":
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-13-2007, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa
these guys dont like anything.They want christian boring music.Me, i listen to underoath, a very respectable christian band. And now here we go with the "buts":
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No, unlike your Elmo boyfriend, we're not obsessed with getting into your butt.
Please keep your perverted fantasies about us Godly Christians to yourself!
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-13-2007, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa
these guys dont like anything.They want christian boring music.Me, i listen to underoath, a very respectable christian band. And now here we go with the "buts":
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Disgusting, absolutely disgusting... WHY DO YOU EVEN POST ON THESE FORUMS? I'm pretty sure the site itself says, "Unsaved Unwelcome." Why do you continue to assault us with your lack of grammar and spelling skills and satanic lezbean chicanery? If you're not interested in being Saved, then WHY are you here?
God Bless,
Warrior in Christ
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-13-2007, 03:06 AM
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~~~Swoon~~~~
Bless your precious heart Sir.
L ve, Sister Thumper
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Never mind the tshirt Sister Thumper - did you happen to notice the rather amply filled jeans?
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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