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Men: Is this a good investment? -
12-23-2010, 05:31 PM
I saw this commercial on TV and thought it might be too good to be true.
I read the fine print and yoy get a single $2 bill for only $10 (plus a reasonable $5.95 processing fee) and then you qualify for another FREE $2 bill (as long as you pay another reasonable $5.95 processing fee.) So you get TWO $2 bills for only $21.90!!
This sounds too good to be true for such a Godly thing as a brand new set of US two dollar bills. Is it?
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Re: Men: Is this a goog investment? -
12-23-2010, 08:25 PM
Are you referring to those collector bills with the gold leaf applique?
Pretty spiffy enhancement of Godly US American currency, if you ask me. One step closer to getting the country back on the gold standard. I bet Palin has that on her list!!
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Re: Men: Is this a goog investment? -
12-23-2010, 09:15 PM
Private message to Brother Gabriel
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Brother Gabriel, don't be too hasty to invest in this wonderful opportunity.
I have an idea that may result in you coming into possession of a nice little stack of these bank notes with only a modest investment of time.
While researching in my law library, I came across State v Warbucks, 1942, 4th District.
Mr. D. Warbucks as found guilty of war profiteering and was sentenced to a short prison term. The prosecutor, citing e pluribus unum homo erectus, demanded the death penalty.
Upon appeal the supreme court had the prosecutor shot and handed down guidelines for creative sentencing.
Now, here's where you come in. We haul people into court and demand their fines be paid in the two dollar bills you're looking at. They sit in jail until Fedex shows up with the boxes of currency.
You get paid your normal fees plus a performance bonus for lousy representation and I carve out some "modest" court costs.
Win-win.
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Re: Men: Is this a goog investment? -
01-06-2011, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba
I saw this commercial on TV and thought it might be too good to be true.
I read the fine print and yoy get a single $2 bill for only $10 (plus a reasonable $5.95 processing fee) and then you qualify for another FREE $2 bill (as long as you pay another reasonable $5.95 processing fee.) So you get TWO $2 bills for only $21.90!!
This sounds too good to be true for such a Godly thing as a brand new set of US two dollar bills. Is it?
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Personally, I don't carry anything less than a c note. I will just say this, have you ever heard the expression queerer than a two dollar bill?
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
01-11-2011, 02:20 AM
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This sounds too good to be true for such a Godly thing as a brand new set of US two dollar bills. Is it?
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There has to be some kind of catch. There's no such thing as a free lunch, unless you are with Jesus witnessing a miracle (Mark 8:1-9).
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"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-11-2011, 10:15 PM
What is wrong with you people. It's a scam run by New England Mint, they're a private company not affiliated with the U.S. Government, the U.S. Treasury nor the Federal Bureau of Printing and Engraving. Do you even know what you're actually buying? I know Christians are gullible by nature but stop and think about this.
On second thought, order all you can from these people. They're guaranteed to only go up in value. In a few years you'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams. And feel free to send me $99.95 for the advice plus a $19.95 processing fee.
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 12:32 AM
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What is wrong with you people. It's a scam run by New England Mint, they're a private company not affiliated with the U.S. Government, the U.S. Treasury nor the Federal Bureau of Printing and Engraving.
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What is wrong with you Atheists? Just because you have no morals you assume everyone else to have no morals either. That's disgusting!
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 12:46 AM
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What is wrong with you Atheists? Just because you have no morals you assume everyone else to have no morals either. That's disgusting!
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Steady now, not all atheists are immoral surely? I would agree with his statement, if it seems to good to be true it probably is.
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 12:52 AM
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What is wrong with you Atheists? Just because you have no morals you assume everyone else to have no morals either. That's disgusting!
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Steady now, not all atheists are immoral surely? I would agree with his statement, if it seems to good to be true it probably is.
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Whoa, careful there. Looking at the statistics, you and your Christian friends are much more likely to end up in prison than me and my Atheist friends.
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 12:58 AM
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Whoa, careful there. Looking at the statistics, you and your Christian friends are much more likely to end up in prison than me and my Atheist friends.
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You're no better than a fundie when you start creating those 'us and them' mentalities. P.s. your likelihood to commit a crime is correlated with your spiritual beliefs? Post these statistics please.
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 01:43 AM
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Post these statistics please.
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Why?? They're not in the Bible so what do you care?
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 01:59 AM
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Why?? They're not in the Bible so what do you care?
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1. You assumed I was a Christian
2. You assumed I follow the Bible verbatim
3. You assumed I can't also have a casual interest in statistics?
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 02:03 AM
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1. You assumed I was a Christian
2. You assumed I follow the Bible verbatim
3. You assumed I can't also have a casual interest in statistics?
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My apologies.
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 02:05 AM
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Please note that there are no Baptists on that list.
True Christians™ in prison: 0%
Hell bound sinners in prison: 100%
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 02:15 AM
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No worries.
I've seen your statistics. Did you consider the fact there are more Catholics than atheists in the US? Obviously there will be more in prison.
The sample is the population of a religious country, so it makes sense there are more religious people in prison.
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 02:23 AM
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No worries.
I've seen your statistics. Did you consider the fact there are more Catholics than atheists in the US? Obviously there will be more in prison.
The sample is the population of a religious country, so it makes sense there are more religious people in prison.
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Of course I've considered that. Catholics make up roughly 24% of Americans while Atheists make up roughly 12-15% of Americans. I think even with those numbers the percentages still speak volumes.
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 02:31 AM
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Of course I've considered that. Catholics make up roughly 24% of Americans while Atheists make up roughly 12-15% of Americans. I think even with those numbers the percentages still speak volumes.
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Touché. Alright, I'll admit there are some fairly interesting stats there.
"Not unexpected as a result. Note that atheists, being a moderate proportion of the USA population (about 8-16%) are disproportionately less in the prison populations (0.21%)"
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 02:40 AM
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Touché. Alright, I'll admit there are some fairly interesting stats there.
"Not unexpected as a result. Note that atheists, being a moderate proportion of the USA population (about 8-16%) are disproportionately less in the prison populations (0.21%)"
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This is because when all of the millions of atheists finally get caught and jailed for their beliefs, they are subjected to our ministries as a captive audience, as sponsored by the government. By the time the pollsters come around we have converted the sinners to Christ because tehir prison experience has led them away form the sinful life of atheism that led them to prison in teh FIRST place. You DO know that correlation does not mean causation, right? Or don't atehists take statistical analysis in school?
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Re: Men: Is this a good investment? -
02-12-2011, 02:50 AM
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This is because when all of the millions of atheists finally get caught and jailed for their beliefs, they are subjected to our ministries as a captive audience, as sponsored by the government. By the time the pollsters come around we have converted the sinners to Christ because tehir prison experience has led them away form the sinful life of atheism that led them to prison in teh FIRST place. You DO know that correlation does not mean causation, right? Or don't atehists take statistical analysis in school?
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So you're saying time in prison is a purifying experience, that leads people away from their sinful refusal to believe in a deity?
"the sinful life of atheism that led them to prison in teh FIRST place" atheism is not a crime. I would contest you on the point that atheists have 'no morals'.
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