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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-09-2011, 01:21 AM

I wouldnt no, I wasnt sold my marriage was arranged by my father because he was wealthy he could pull alot of strings. however a lifelong wife is a worthy investment for any man and offerings for my second eldest daughter (11) have already approached 2000! hope you have luck remember you can probably wait another few years so if you dont get a good offer than just wait.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-10-2011, 11:22 PM

You are going to hell for this! God does NOT love people like you!
You should be ashamed of yourself! Or share a cell with a gay man who like to *ape people like you. You are at the bottom of the food chain!

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-13-2011, 12:02 PM

YOU SICK SONUVABITCH WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR DAUGHTER ? IM GONNA LINK THIS THREAD TO THE CYBERPOLICE! YOU MOTHERpiffleER
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-13-2011, 12:08 PM

I hope you all get r*ped by a gaynigger. Your mother wasn't a Christian or Baptist. She tried to abort you all with a clotheshanger. With love, From Hell. (Belgium)
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-13-2011, 12:35 PM

Dear hateful Godmocker.

Please explain to me why you immediately resort to insults, threats and wishing us to be raped by a darkie? Is it normal in that country your in? (Congratulations on finally be able to form a government though! I got it from good authority (A Dutch friend of mine) you Belgians lack the intellectual capacity to do anything other than bicker about each other's language! So I'm pleasantly surprised!)

And please, read the thread if you are able to. You will see there's no law against asking for a dowry.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-13-2011, 12:46 PM

Listen you piece of queershit, we do not lack intelligence. You people are ignorant, lying, paranoid, retarded queers. Selling a human being IS AGAINST THE LAW. Instead of reading your books filled with lies you should go through the laws of the United States of America. Slavery/selling people is illegal in ANY country. And if you're such a Biblepiffleer you should know better than becoming Baptist. The Bible is a SUGGESTION to a religion. If you live by the Bible, you're a stupid piece of whoreshit. Become an Atheist. Because there is NO God. There isn't any proof that proves you right. If he would exist he would've helped all the people in the world instead of creating Chaos and Anarchy. Every religion is poison. You think the Muslims are bad ? Well I've got a message for you: YOU ARE THE SAME SHIT.

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-13-2011, 01:01 PM

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YOU SICK SONUVABITCH WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR DAUGHTER ? IM GONNA LINK THIS THREAD TO THE CYBERPOLICE! YOU MOTHERpiffleER

What's the link to the cyberpolice again? I seem to have misplaced it.



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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-13-2011, 03:03 PM

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Listen you piece of queershit, we do not lack intelligence. You people are ignorant, lying, paranoid, retarded queers. Selling a human being IS AGAINST THE LAW. Instead of reading your books filled with lies you should go through the laws of the United States of America. Slavery/selling people is illegal in ANY country. And if you're such a Biblepiffleer you should know better than becoming Baptist. The Bible is a SUGGESTION to a religion. If you live by the Bible, you're a stupid piece of whoreshit. Become an Atheist. Because there is NO God. There isn't any proof that proves you right. If he would exist he would've helped all the people in the world instead of creating Chaos and Anarchy. Every religion is poison. You think the Muslims are bad ? Well I've got a message for you: YOU ARE THE SAME SHIT.

Greetings, The boy that didn't get r*ped by a preacher because he didn't ever attend to church, that is playing videogames nearly every waking moment of his life without any faith.
Wait, you have fantasies about us getting raped by a male nigra, so you're the queer.

Asking for a dowry is not illegal by the laws of the United States of America, so you're lying.

This has been stated before, but I guess you don't know the definition of dowry, and are too stupid to look it up, so you're the retard.

You believe you would get raped by a Christian priest if you had faith, so you're the paranoid (Only Catholics do that, and those aren't Christian).

So "You people are ignorant, lying, paranoid, retarded queers."?

Straight back at ya!

How can you say what the Bible is, what God would do and won't do, if you didn't read it?
At least I read the stuff I criticize, what you obviously won't do.

I have to say you're a prime example of an inhabitant of Belgium. Thank you for proving my friend right.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-14-2011, 01:32 AM

It is only illegal for mooslims to sell their children as paying any amount for a sand negress is clearly theft. I would not be as concerned with the woman's baking skills as I believe most white woman can be beaten into cooking good.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-14-2011, 04:31 AM

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It is only illegal for mooslims to sell their children as paying any amount for a sand negress is clearly theft...
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-17-2011, 09:39 AM

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Have you considered listing your daughter on cBay? That usually brings in more bidders than a private auction.


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Wait, you have fantasies about us getting raped by a male nigra, so you're the queer.

Asking for a dowry is not illegal by the laws of the United States of America, so you're lying.

This has been stated before, but I guess you don't know the definition of dowry, and are too stupid to look it up, so you're the retard.

You believe you would get raped by a Christian priest if you had faith, so you're the paranoid (Only Catholics do that, and those aren't Christian).

So "You people are ignorant, lying, paranoid, retarded queers."?

Straight back at ya!

How can you say what the Bible is, what God would do and won't do, if you didn't read it?
At least I read the stuff I criticize, what you obviously won't do.

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-20-2011, 06:58 PM

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Hey I'm a catholic. Tell me three things that you think will convert me to your false religion. If I am not a baaaaptoast by the end of this then you fail!!
How about you get a Bible and highlight every time you find us to be wrong in one colour and every time you find the catholics to be wrong you do another colour. See what the result is. You up for it?

How about you go through your dogma and try to find some evidence for that. How about the assumption of Mary? Can you give me ONE bit of evidence that that happened or was it jusyt made up by another kiddy fiddler in a dress?

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-20-2011, 10:19 PM

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YOU SICK SONUVABITCH WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR DAUGHTER ? IM GONNA LINK THIS THREAD TO THE CYBERPOLICE! YOU MOTHERpiffleER
No, not the cyberpolice!


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I hope you all get r*ped by a gaynigger.
Why would you want that? After all, you said we're all "queers" below. So wouldn't that be something we'd enjoy?
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Listen you piece of queershit, we do not lack intelligence. You people are ignorant, lying, paranoid, retarded queers. Selling a human being IS AGAINST THE LAW. Instead of reading your books filled with lies you should go through the laws of the United States of America.
It's presently against the law, so? That doesn't make it unChristian. (Islam supports slavery, too.)

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Slavery/selling people is illegal in ANY country.
Illegal, but not uncommon. More common than ever, in fact!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery#Present_day

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There are more slaves today than at any point in history,[4] remaining as high as 12 million[5] to 27 million,[6][7][8] even though slavery is now outlawed in all countries.[7][138]
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And if you're such a Biblepiffleer you should know better than becoming Baptist. The Bible is a SUGGESTION to a religion.
Really? Because it says it's God's Commands. Not suggestions. I'm guessing you've never read it.

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If you live by the Bible, you're a stupid piece of whoreshit. Become an Atheist. Because there is NO God. There isn't any proof that proves you right.
Explain where the universe came from, please. And not "there was a blob of really dense matter that exploded for no reason". You have to also explain where that blob of matter came from.

I'll wait.

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If he would exist he would've helped all the people in the world instead of creating Chaos and Anarchy.
Then where would be the need for faith?

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Greetings, The boy that didn't get r*ped by a preacher because he didn't ever attend to church, that is playing videogames nearly every waking moment of his life without any faith.
It shows in your "intellect". Maybe you should try reading a book.

Really. Any book would be a good start.


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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