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Re: I Have A Question... -
10-09-2006, 12:39 AM
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So then you admit that you are a filthy perverted homer lezbean. In another thread you claimed to be Christian, so that was obviously a lie. And now you are mocking Jesus?
I have to say, you people disgust me. God hates fags, and so do most of the people on earth. Enjoy hell, degenerate scum.
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You changed that! I said 'resent', not resemble! No, you're the degenerate scum, I'm not the first post you've changed! Now I'm normally a passive person, and I AM Christian, but I will not stand by and let you fake me saying I'm lesbian! How dare you!
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Re: I Have A Question... -
10-09-2006, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by La Vie Boheme
You changed that! I said 'resent', not resemble! No, you're the degenerate scum, I'm not the first post you've changed! Now I'm normally a passive person, and I AM Christian, but I will not stand by and let you fake me saying I'm lesbian! How dare you!
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Be silent and know your place, lesbian harlot.
Don't you dare accuse the Godly Pastor of anything.
You unsaved "women" who slither in here are all the same, uppity harlots and/or rugmunching wiccans..
What is wrong with you, weren't you beaten enough as children?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I Have A Question... -
10-09-2006, 01:51 AM
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Be silent and know your place, lesbian harlot.
Don't you dare accuse the Godly Pastor of anything.
You unsaved "women" who slither in here are all the same, uppity harlots and/or rugmunching wiccans..
What is wrong with you, weren't you beaten enough as children?
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It's as a child, and my parents aren't Christian. My mother is Agnostic (was Wiccan) and my father is -gasp- Native American!!! And yeah, I got beat when I was bad, so what? Not all Wiccans are homosexual, either, becuase I know tons of straight ones.
I accuse on solid grounds. I make no accusation without previous reason to believe so. He changed my friends post, too.
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Re: I Have A Question... -
10-09-2006, 01:57 AM
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It's as a child, and my parents aren't Christian. My mother is Agnostic (was Wiccan) and my father is -gasp- Native American!!! And yeah, I got beat when I was bad, so what? Not all Wiccans are homosexual, either, becuase I know tons of straight ones.
I accuse on solid grounds. I make no accusation without previous reason to believe so. He changed my friends post, too.
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It's "children" as I'm talking about ALL unsaved women (read my post again) who come here.
While "child" is singular form, and not plural, and thus not the correct form..
Don't ever try to lecture me on the American language, woman.
As for the Pastor, he hasn't changed any posts, you're only a liar who can't admit your disgusting lezbean tendencies.
..And it's quite obvious you weren't beaten enough..
Don't ever sass a man again, harlot.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I Have A Question... -
10-09-2006, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by La Vie Boheme
It's as a child, and my parents aren't Christian. My mother is Agnostic (was Wiccan) and my father is -gasp- Native American!!! And yeah, I got beat when I was bad, so what? Not all Wiccans are homosexual, either, becuase I know tons of straight ones.
I accuse on solid grounds. I make no accusation without previous reason to believe so. He changed my friends post, too.
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I have never changed a post in my life, and Jesus is my witness. Making false accusations against a Pastor has earned you warning points.
Having a savage injun for a father explains why you lie so easily. Its all they know.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I Have A Question... -
10-09-2006, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by La Vie Boheme
It's as a child, and my parents aren't Christian. My mother is Agnostic (was Wiccan) and my father is -gasp- Native American!!! And yeah, I got beat when I was bad, so what? Not all Wiccans are homosexual, either, becuase I know tons of straight ones.
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OK, now everything is explained. This person is half injun and half Wickedan. Apparently the mother TRIED to whip the love of JESUS into her but lost her nerve along the way and now the whole family is doomed to the Pit.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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