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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-04-2007, 04:26 PM
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Please accept my apology if I gave the impression that I believe Shrubya leads anything except possibly the Parade of Fools.
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Mr Bush leads the parade of The Saved into Paradise sinning harlot. Your’ lack of understanding on this reveals you utter depravity to the world. it may come as a surprise to you and Rachael normal people don’t measure the success of a leader by the number of harlots he can fornicate with in office.
911 was a conspiracy, it was a conspiracy between Satan underlings the Muslims and the liberals to try and stop Christianity from reclaiming this Great Country. Well guess what? It didn’t work. So Freedom® is on the march now in Iraq and Satan loses again.
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-04-2007, 04:31 PM
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Mr Bush leads the parade of The Saved into Paradise sinning harlot. Your’ lack of understanding on this reveals you utter depravity to the world. it may come as a surprise to you and Rachael normal people don’t measure the success of a leader by the number of harlots he can fornicate with in office.
Don't blame it on me if Shrubya can't get laid.
And I measure the success of a president on how good a job he does of upholding the Constitution, at which Shrubya fails miserably.
911 was a conspiracy, it was a conspiracy between Satan underlings the Muslims and the liberals to try and stop Christianity from reclaiming this Great Country. Well guess what? It didn’t work. So Freedom® is on the march now in Iraq and Satan loses again.
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Iraq is free? Who knew? Here I was thinking it was occupied.
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-04-2007, 04:55 PM
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Don't blame it on me if Shrubya can't get laid.
And I measure the success of a president on how good a job he does of upholding the Constitution, at which Shrubya fails miserably.
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Since when has he not upheld the Constitution against liberal hate mongers like you? We are at war and the Constitution gives the President greater powers during war. If it was up to the likes of you the Constitution would be torn to shreds and replaced with the Koran. At lest Bush when faced by religious fanatics bent of destruction has enough sense to turn to his Bible.
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Iraq is free? Who knew? Here I was thinking it was occupied.
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I said Freedom® is on the march harlot. Just as soon as enough Iraqis' realize the futility of resisting us we can give them Freedom®, You can’t give Freedom® to people unless they are ready for it.
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-04-2007, 04:59 PM
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Since when has he not upheld the Constitution against liberal hate mongers like you? We are at war and the Constitution gives the President greater powers during war. If it was up to the likes of you the Constitution would be torn to shreds and replaced with the Koran. At lest Bush when faced by religious fanatics bent of destruction has enough sense to turn to his Bible.
Using his Bible to run the country might be a valid course of action if this were a Christian theocrcy, but it isn't.
I said Freedom® is on the march harlot. Just as soon as enough Iraqis' realize the futility of resisting us we can give them Freedom®, You can’t give Freedom® to people unless they are ready for it.
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How do you keep your skull from splitting in half with contradictions like that running through your brain?
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-04-2007, 11:53 PM
Excuse me, what does any of this have to do with Brother Johnson or giving praise to Jesus? Why the unSaved trash have to derail every thread is beyond me! For those of you who missed it, I shall repost my last praise report...
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Now those of you who were in church today have already heard this wonderful story of God taking care of His favorites, but for those who weren't there, what's your excuse? But don't worry, I will share with you anyway.
Brother Elmer Johnson was driving home from Des Moines Friday evening after a solid day of good old fashioned street corner preaching and passing free literature to elementary school children when he saw a car coming down the wrong way on the freeway! From the way the oncoming vehicle was swerving, it was obvious to Brother Elmer that the driver was intoxicated, and the car was coming fast.
The two cars came within feet of each other, but Brother Elmer, thinking fast, got out a quick prayer to Jesus to come help him. Sure enough, the offending car swerved one last time at the last possible moment and instead plowed into the minivan driving in the other lane, killing most of the family in it instantly, except for the four-year-old boy who apparently will never walk again. The driver of the other car was also killed on the spot.
As it turns out, the family were all catlicks, and the drunk driver? A teenaged homer who just had his prom! Now we're not 100% positive he was a homer, but it was his prom night and he was in the vehicle without a female date or a chaperone, so all the evidence is leaning that way.
Praise Jesus! What could have been a disaster turned out to have a very happy ending thanks to the power of prayer!
A True Christian lives to preach another day, and a young cripple got to learn first hand the fruits of his families sin. God is truly awesome!
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-05-2007, 08:58 PM
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Excuse me, what does any of this have to do with Brother Johnson or giving praise to Jesus? Why the unSaved trash have to derail every thread is beyond me! For those of you who missed it, I shall repost my last praise report...
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Now those of you who were in church today have already heard this wonderful story of God taking care of His favorites, but for those who weren't there, what's your excuse? But don't worry, I will share with you anyway.
Brother Elmer Johnson was driving home from Des Moines Friday evening after a solid day of good old fashioned street corner preaching and passing free literature to elementary school children when he saw a car coming down the wrong way on the freeway! From the way the oncoming vehicle was swerving, it was obvious to Brother Elmer that the driver was intoxicated, and the car was coming fast.
The two cars came within feet of each other, but Brother Elmer, thinking fast, got out a quick prayer to Jesus to come help him. Sure enough, the offending car swerved one last time at the last possible moment and instead plowed into the minivan driving in the other lane, killing most of the family in it instantly, except for the four-year-old boy who apparently will never walk again. The driver of the other car was also killed on the spot.
As it turns out, the family were all catlicks, and the drunk driver? A teenaged homer who just had his prom! Now we're not 100% positive he was a homer, but it was his prom night and he was in the vehicle without a female date or a chaperone, so all the evidence is leaning that way.
Praise Jesus! What could have been a disaster turned out to have a very happy ending thanks to the power of prayer!
A True Christian lives to preach another day, and a young cripple got to learn first hand the fruits of his families sin. God is truly awesome!
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How anyone could be happy about a toddler losing the use of his legs and a teenager being killed is beyond me.
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-05-2007, 11:11 PM
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How anyone could be happy about a toddler losing the use of his legs and a teenager being killed is beyond me.
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The toddler will grow up having learned a valuable lesson, and the teenager will never be able to have gay sex! Those are good things!
Whatever God doesn't have an active hand in, He allows to happen for a reason. I'm sure He has lots of other things planned around this incident, but the most obvious is that it shows the power of prayer. If you pray, He can help you get off the dangerous path of sin you are walking. I will pray with you, if you'd like.
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-06-2007, 12:54 AM
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The toddler will grow up having learned a valuable lesson, and the teenager will never be able to have gay sex! Those are good things!
Whatever God doesn't have an active hand in, He allows to happen for a reason. I'm sure He has lots of other things planned around this incident, but the most obvious is that it shows the power of prayer. If you pray, He can help you get off the dangerous path of sin you are walking. I will pray with you, if you'd like.
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-06-2007, 01:26 AM
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Sure. Start without me.
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I wouldn't brush off the offer to help you so lightly; Jesus may be driving the next SUV heading your way!
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-06-2007, 12:36 PM
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Friend,
I wouldn't brush off the offer to help you so lightly; Jesus may be driving the next SUV heading your way!
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I'm sure that if Jesus drove a vehicle, it would be one that was more environmentally friendly.
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06-06-2007, 12:44 PM
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I'm sure that if Jesus drove a vehicle, it would be one that was more environmentally friendly.
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Jesus would drive in Manly style, foolish harlot. Just because your husband is a fruit, it doesn't mean Jesus is too.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-06-2007, 12:51 PM
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Jesus would drive in Manly style, foolish harlot. Just because your husband is a fruit, it doesn't mean Jesus is too.
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I guess with all that money he collects via LBC, maybe he can afford $3 - $5 per gallon for gas.
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-06-2007, 04:00 PM
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I'm sure that if Jesus drove a vehicle, it would be one that was more environmentally friendly.
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Friend, are we talking about the same Jesus here? The one who will return to kick off Armageddon?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-06-2007, 04:02 PM
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Friend, are we talking about the same Jesus here? The one who will return to kick off Armageddon?
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Armageddon? You mean the scenario John described after ingesting some bad 'shrooms? I don't try to live according to other people's bad hallucinogenic trips.
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06-06-2007, 11:36 PM
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Armageddon? You mean the scenario John described after ingesting some bad 'shrooms? I don't try to live according to other people's bad hallucinogenic trips.
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So now you accuse John the Baptist (whom you do not believe existed) was a narcotics user.....And having used some "bad" narcotics (are there "good" ones?) he went on to write down in the Holy Bible (which you don't believe a word of) a vision given by God Himself (whom you don't believe in) about what we can expect when Armageddon comes (which I presume you also think is an "outdated joke").....
Can you back your wildly hostile and antiChristian claims up with even the slightest of evidence?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-07-2007, 12:01 AM
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Please accept my apology if I gave the impression that I believe Shrubya leads anything except possibly the Parade of Fools.
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Teehee!
That he does, that he does indeed.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-07-2007, 01:45 PM
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So now you accuse John the Baptist (whom you do not believe existed) was a narcotics user.....And having used some "bad" narcotics (are there "good" ones?) he went on to write down in the Holy Bible (which you don't believe a word of) a vision given by God Himself (whom you don't believe in) about what we can expect when Armageddon comes (which I presume you also think is an "outdated joke").....
Can you back your wildly hostile and antiChristian claims up with even the slightest of evidence?
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Can you prove the existence of the Baptist without using the Bible? No.
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06-07-2007, 01:55 PM
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Can you prove the existence of the Baptist without using the Bible? No.
You are the one positing his existence - the burden of proof is on you.
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Well, since you mentioned him, I assumed you didn't dispute his existence. They did discover his cave, but I suppose that doesn't mean anything to you either...
Anyway, can you please answer my question? You made a claim that John the Baptist was under the influence of "bad" narcotic mushrooms. You always admonish people to "choose words carefully" in this forum (you feminazi harlot), so now I'd like you to back up the wild claims you made about the man who Baptised our Lord and Savior.
If you have any integrity or self-respect, you'll apologize for your blasphemous hate speech.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report -
06-07-2007, 02:13 PM
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Well, since you mentioned him, I assumed you didn't dispute his existence. They did discover his cave, but I suppose that doesn't mean anything to you either...
They found a cave with pictures drawn by people who believed he existed. Perhaps he did, perhaps he didn't.
When I was a kid, I drew pictures of superheroes. That doesn't mean they actually existed.
Anyway, can you please answer my question? You made a claim that John the Baptist was under the influence of "bad" narcotic mushrooms. You always admonish people to "choose words carefully" in this forum (you feminazi harlot), so now I'd like you to back up the wild claims you made about the man who Baptised our Lord and Savior.
IF he did exist, he was obviously hallucinating when Revelation was written.
If you have any integrity or self-respect, you'll apologize for your blasphemous hate speech.
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My integrity and self-respect prevents me from apologizing when I do not believe I have done anything wrong.
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06-07-2007, 11:14 PM
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My integrity and self-respect prevents me from apologizing when I do not believe I have done anything wrong.
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"Nothing wrong," says the ultimate thread derailer. All I wanted to do is start a nice little thread where I could report on the Lord working in people's lives, but you can't even let me have that, can you?
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