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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 12-03-2007, 05:53 PM

Same goes for you, my confused friend.
You want bible?
Judas 5:23: Thus, a child is born. And in it's newfound innocence, it shalth be protected from the unholy society, as it will come fourth a believer.


For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."
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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 12-03-2007, 05:58 PM

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Same goes for you, my confused friend.
You want bible?
Judas 5:23: Thus, a child is born. And in it's newfound innocence, it shalth be protected from the unholy society, as it will come fourth a believer.

You made that up yourself...
And that is a grave offense here, we can tolerate your childish attempts at insults and empty-headedness..
Because we are so used to sinners like you coming in here, displaying those very characteristics.

BUT making up false Bible-verses is a VERY grave offense!
Get out of line like that again, and you'll be put on Moderation.
You either contribute, or you have no place here.


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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 12-03-2007, 06:11 PM

Well, SORRY mr. Jesus, for trying to make this guy
realise that killing children is wrong.
But, this is very funny. You actually looked it up!
Either that, or... You know the Bible out of your head.
Which is pathetic, seeing as you need not know the
words to know the wisdom.


For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."
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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 12-03-2007, 06:52 PM

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Well, SORRY mr. Jesus, for trying to make this guy
realise that killing children is wrong.
But, this is very funny. You actually looked it up!
Either that, or... You know the Bible out of your head.
Which is pathetic,
Look it up? Are you kidding?
Even if I didn't have the entire Bible memorized.. (But I do.)
Everyone knows there is no book of Judas in the Bible, fool!
Nor does the KJV1611 use that kind of language.
Better people than you have tried to come up with false Bible verses:
And yours didn't even look real in the slightest.

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seeing as you need not know the
words to know the wisdom.
How stupid can you actually get?
You seem to constantly break the records here..


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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 12-03-2007, 07:01 PM

There originally was a book of Judas, a testament
found in an acvheological site. The church tried
it's best ot conceal it, as it contained texts that
contradicted certain beliefs of the current church.
Google it, you know it to be true.

And... KJV1611? That's ridiculous.


For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."
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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 12-04-2007, 01:03 AM

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And... KJV1611? That's ridiculous.
What exactly is ridiculous about the KJV 1611?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-04-2008, 04:58 AM

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There originally was a book of Judas, a testament
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You're saying that Judas disagreed with us?

Your point, exactly, is... . . .


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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-06-2008, 12:40 AM

One question: Are you farking serious?!

Well, two: If you want to sacrifice for your god, why not do it yourself instead, coward?


You want to know why the Moslems do it? Cause they aren't economically/politically/whatever-ly successful enough to get even one wife, so they blow themselves up so they can get their 72 "beautiful young" ever-virgins.

Don't ask me why that one chick did it (maybe she was too visually displeasing to get a man's attention (aka ugly))


Now, before anyone else suggests some braindead yokel idea, try brushing up on some intelligence. (Priests were educated about Islam before they went to join the Crusades, you should too)
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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-06-2008, 11:45 PM

I can't believe you people. This is why Chrisitanity's numbers are decreasing. I can't believe that you are seriously considering this. You people have major issues. This isn't even a church it's an occultist group of extremists who are no different than the branch dividians. Why don't you start stock-piling weapons so that the ATF and Swat will kill you too.
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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-06-2008, 11:54 PM

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I can't believe you people. This is why Chrisitanity's numbers are decreasing. I can't believe that you are seriously considering this. You people have major issues. This isn't even a church it's an occultist group of extremists who are no different than the branch dividians. Why don't you start stock-piling weapons so that the ATF and Swat will kill you too.


We DO stockpile weapons silly woman. We are, after all Republicans!

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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-06-2008, 11:55 PM

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I can't believe you people. This is why Chrisitanity's numbers are decreasing. I can't believe that you are seriously considering this. You people have major issues. This isn't even a church it's an occultist group of extremists who are no different than the branch dividians. Why don't you start stock-piling weapons so that the ATF and Swat will kill you too.
I agree. You guys are insane.
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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-06-2008, 11:56 PM

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Same goes for you, my confused friend.
You want bible?
Judas 5:23: Thus, a child is born. And in it's newfound innocence, it shalth be protected from the unholy society, as it will come fourth a believer.
you have to admit, that is a lame phony of a verse. you can't even speak in olde english properly.
Judas 5:23: Thus, a child is born. And in it's newfound innocence, it shall be protected from the unholy society, as it will come forth a believer.
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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-07-2008, 12:01 AM

If anyone else Posts phony verses I'm gonna get mad



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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-07-2008, 12:57 AM

next you'll get a headache from all that narrow minded thinking and inane anger and maybe you mind may actually grow and stop being the puddle of canine urine that it is now, but thats only a hope and unfortunately not a prophecy.
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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-07-2008, 04:23 AM

Suicide bombers for Christianity?
Sacrificing human lives for the sake of killing unsaved people?
Although I'm still quite young, I think you're forgetting something important:
Jesus Christ was the last and ultimate sacrifice~!
Through Him we are all saved, as long as we put our faith in Him.

Also, sacrificing your firstborn is one thing
but killing those that stray from the Christian path is utterly ungodly.
Shouldn't our mission be to reach out a hand and show them the way?
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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-09-2008, 06:35 AM

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What a lovely way for america's youth to really show thier love for Jesus, dying as a martyr for Jesus. But who should we send our Christian soldiers to blow up first. Abortion clinics, gay bath houses,San Fransisco. What about blowing up mosque's and other muslim sites, relive the glory of the crusades for Jesus. You were indeed led by the Holy Spirit on this one.
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Why this hostility in a time we can share our experiences. We shi-I muslims have a lot experience with blowing ourselves . In this time of Uprising communism, black’s becoming President, feminism, games programmed to turn children in fag we should help each other.

Isnt that the way the lord command us, reunite?


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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-16-2008, 10:14 PM

The only thing I'm sorry about is that the arabs have no impressive sites - like the WTC was - to destroy and kill thousands in the name of Jesus Christ. I'm sure that this thing will make him proud of his legacy upon this world and legions of our youth, strapped with dynamite jackets, will surely bring a serene smile upon his holy visage when they will self-detonate in the pit of HELL named Teheran!

Maybe Mike Huckabee could put this idea into practice, brother Jeb.

Praise our lord Jesus and his holy mission of massacring the unholy back to HELL!!


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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-17-2008, 04:30 AM

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The only thing I'm sorry about is that the arabs have no impressive sites - like the WTC was - to destroy and kill thousands in the name of Jesus Christ.
They sure seem to think the al-Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem is mighty special.



The Ka'ba (also known as the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey), inside the al-Haram mosque in Mecca, is also quite popular. It's where they store the moon-god (Allah) idol.

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Default Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ - 01-17-2008, 04:39 AM

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Google it, you know it to be true.
What kind of moron believes that something is true just because it's on the Internet? Anyway, you lost all credibility with your fake verse from the fake Gospel. Nobody cares what you think anymore.

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I agree. You guys are insane.
We don't care what you think, either.

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Why this hostility in a time we can share our experiences. We shi-I muslims have a lot experience with blowing ourselves
Dear Lord, please grant the idol worshipper Jewsef his wish. Give him the courage to blow himself apart in the name of his false religion. Let him discover for himself that, instead of 72 virgins with appetizing vaginas, being sodomized eternally by a horde of demons is his eternal lot. Please grant his wish in a timely manner, even if it means the slaughter of innocents--better to lose a busload of children than to continue listening to the tripe that this pagan spouts every day. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen.

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Very clever, Arcanum. Did you think of that all by yourself? All we ask is that people read the Bible then decide for themselves. You, however, seem to prefer ungrammatical graphics of limited wit to discovering the truth or a discussion of the issues.



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