Gay nigra-impersonator threatened me- what should I do? -
03-13-2016, 08:56 PM
I stayed to help the Pastor organize some books after church today, so I walked home alone. Right before the turn that leads to my neighborhood, I passed a white man. However, this was no normal self-respecting white. He wore his trousers nearly down to his knees, (maybe that's an overstatement, but they were still very low) wore a gold chain, sunglasses, a "beanie", and was talking on the phone in bix-nood. It gets worse. I would not feel comfortable reciting the words he spoke, so Ill just tell you this white negro impersonator was obviously gaywise. I felt very annoyed, and just thought to myself about how this obvious sinner was going to hell. That's when he bumped into me. Now, normally I would just grit my teeth and continue walking, but something took hold of me. Maybe it was Jesus commanding me. I whipped around, but kept calm as I could. I then tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around and saw me. He then proceeded to hang up the call, all the while giving me an annoyed look. "What do YOU want?" That was it, I lost my cool. I then, with a righteous fury, spouted every Bible passage about his sin that I knew, with a fluent ease. He just gawked and stared. When I was done, he looked at me for a moment, then turned around and started walking. "Man, that just messed up." He said, as he took out his phone, and hit redial. I smiled. But then, the Homlosexual started telling this person on the other end of the phone that "some retard tallywhacker" had apparently "gone bat-feces crazy" on him. I calmly proceeded to fastwalk up to him, stick out my leg, and trip him. The Gay stumbled, and tripped over his pant leg. The homo had his hand in his pocket, and the other protecting his precious phone (which undoubtedly was filled with his prized gay porn), so he didn't stick out his arms. The sodomite fell flat on his face. When he stood up, I saw his nose (and phone) was broken. He ran off shouting that he was going to "report this" and "press charges". I wasn't worried, as I knew Jesus would protect me. But as the day has progressed, I have thought about it, and have become progressively more worried. What if he sues me? Or the liberal government locks me up, like they did to Todd Starnes?
Psalm 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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