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Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-17-2008, 08:36 PM
Ted Kennedy, Liberal moonbat Socialist, has been stricken with what could be a STROKE! Praise the sweet name of Jesus. Hell must be boiling over in anticipation. Could this mean he won't be giving anymore anti-American speeches?
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-17-2008, 08:38 PM
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Ted Kennedy, Liberal moonbat Socialist, has been stricken with a STROKE! Praise the sweet name of Jesus. Hell must be boiling over in anticipation.
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As we've been saying, the Lord is in a killing mode. Now it is time for that moonbat to answer for 50+ years of drunkenness, cowardices, treason, murder and socialism.
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-17-2008, 08:51 PM
I bet Satan is getting all waxed up and frothy just thinking about his first date with ol' Teddy.
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-17-2008, 09:11 PM
Hell's bells and little teddy bears, gonna be a hot party for the Kennedys at Satan's barbeque tonight!
Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-17-2008, 11:41 PM
Praise Jesus this is wonderful news to hear. It seems that Jesus is happy to toy with that bloated old pervert for the time being with painful seizures. I'm praying that in His infinite Mercy and Wisdom, Jesus causes this Kennedy to suffer as a drooling, blathering retard (like his sister) for a few more years before sending him to hell to join the rest of his drunken papist tribe. Glory to God!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-18-2008, 12:09 AM
I'm dusting off my copy of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" and "Baby You Can Drive My Car". I wonder if they'll be played at the funeral?
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-18-2008, 12:58 AM
I remember when Jesus saw fit to strike down the Godly Senator Jesse Helms and I was saddened before I realized He was justified. See, Jesse Helms is as Godly a Senator as this nation has ever known and in order for him to enter Heaven, Jesus must have wanted a trial like Job cast upon him. Jesus always knows whats best. Praise Jesus sweet holy name.
With our prayers and a little Grace from our Father in Heaven, Kennedy will spend the rest of his days in a ward being changed by overweight negro nurses like Helms is. Only in Teds case it will be merely a preview of Hell not humility before Heaven.
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-20-2008, 06:37 PM
It's a TUMOR!!!!
Holy Jesus it's a tumor!
And it's MALIGNANT! Praise Jesus Ted Kennedy has a brain tumor! The outlook is not good and the early prognosis is between 18-24 months until the orgy in Hell has a new bloated member. I am just a happy as a Tom Turkey over this my fellow True Christians™. It only reinforces the known FACT that no one is immune from Jesus.
He'll be with his two brothers and the gay one that crashed his plane soon. Writhing and boiling.
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05-20-2008, 06:50 PM
Can it be true? Yet another pagan liberal stricken with cancer? Praise Jesus!
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05-20-2008, 06:54 PM
Brother Marshall! Praise! Now he is truly "poised on the edge of the Armageddon like a drunken walrus"
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-20-2008, 06:56 PM
Not that there is anything wrong with a drunken walrus....I find them to be fun at parties and always say they are sorry in the mornings.....
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-20-2008, 07:06 PM
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It's a TUMOR!!!!
Holy Jesus it's a tumor!
And it's MALIGNANT! Praise Jesus Ted Kennedy has a brain tumor! The outlook is not good and the early prognosis is between 18-24 months until the orgy in Hell has a new bloated member. I am just a happy as a Tom Turkey over this my fellow True Christians™. It only reinforces the known FACT that no one is immune from Jesus.
He'll be with his two brothers and the gay one that crashed his plane soon. Writhing and boiling.
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GLORY TO GOD!
The Lord's is indeed letting HIS might be shown to the sinful.
Did Kennedy think He could escape The Lord's judgment? That Liberalism and Catholicism would somehow protect Kennedy for Jesus? No! Jesus always gets His man in the end!
PRAISE!
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-20-2008, 11:09 PM
Praise GOD ALMIGHTY! My Prayers have been answered!! Now that Jesus has seen fit to STRIKE DEMONS INTO THE BRAIN of the greatest sinner in congress, we can look forward to regular reports of the unspeakably excruciating pain that the Kennedy pervert can look forward to. HALLELUJAH and GLORY TO GOD!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-21-2008, 01:11 AM
This supports my Sunday Service from two weeks ago.
Liberals MUST be touched in the head. Jesus once again provides hard evidence that the Left is indeed brain damaged.
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-21-2008, 01:07 PM
When is that horrible Partick Swayze going to Die though?
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-21-2008, 03:38 PM
I just gave him his own seat on HELL TRAIN.
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He got his very own ticket handed to him today!!
GLORY!!!!!!!
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Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN! -
05-21-2008, 03:54 PM
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This supports my Sunday Service from two weeks ago.
Liberals MUST be touched in the head. Jesus once again provides hard evidence that the Left is indeed brain damaged.
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Brother Marshall, as usual your fair and balanced views has let you see the meat of the matter! Only the most diseased and demented of minds would embrace a philosophy so bent against the American way and therefore Christ’s teaching as liberalism. Doubtless Kennedy’s brain tumor is only the latest and most visible of illness our loving savior Jesus has visited upon Kennedy.
We Christians can only pray, hope that is the start of the long promised process were God sends His warrior angels to kill the left off in slow and agonizing deaths, one by one. May Jesus set the cross hairs of His spiritual M16 on Senator Bryd (D), West Virginia next! GLORY!
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