[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Samuel Coleridge

My good man, Coleridge constantly defended Liberal Christianity against reactionary fundamentalists who only hardened their stance in the face of scientific evidence during the Victorian period.

Not so different from today.

You're making that up on the hoof, aren't you?

"Liberal Christianity" is not Christianity, it is creating a god in your own image.

"Reactionary fundamentalists" are those who accept the Bible KJV 1611 as the inerrant Word of God - True Christians™

"scientific evidence during the Victorian period"? You mean like Mesmerism, phrenology, seances, laudanum and cigars being good for kids, and we are evolved from monkeys?

I think you have been at the drugs again.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

We are so fortunate you have pointed stated you are humble instead of merely being so.

Are you a Pompanian?

A quick Google search of the term Pompanian lists this post as the number two search term.

I'm going to write this off as you calling me a pompous jerk and move on to the next riposte.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

Sam, do you have anything better to do but troll Landover as a dead man?

Would it be better if I were to mix it up with you Landoverians as a dead woman?

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

As Aquinas you were here to teach us.
As Crowley you were here to observe us.
In your third dead incarnation you are still boring us.

Normally, it would not be my style to interrupt to a right winger on a diatribe. I believe strongly to live and let live my fellow believers, even if they go about it wrong. I do feel it incumbent to interject here to tell you I have no idea what you are talking about, dear one.

As for me being boring, thank you for taking time out of your, no doubt extremely busy schedule of finding books to burn, to stop by this thread to share with me how tedious you think I am.

You'll never know how much it means to me.

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

Also, you really shouldn't berate someone for copying and pasting an article when you haven't the imagination to come up with a better screen name than yet another dead guy.

We're still on about that? I'm willing to let the entire, though undoubtedly, embarrassing matter fade. It seems to be the members of your persuasion who are intent on causing the lad further mortification.

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

Jesus hates liars.

While I'm not sure Jesus hate liars, I would agree with you that liars will certainly find their portion in the lake that burns of fire and brimstone.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Samuel Coleridge

I'm ... a pompous jerk

Yes! YES! Tell The Truth® and shame Satan!!!

[James Hutchins]

Notice the change in his tone.... Interesting.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

You're making that up on the hoof, aren't you?

"Liberal Christianity" is not Christianity, it is creating a god in your own image.

That's a rather broad brush you paint a majority of Christians with. If I didn't know any better, I would say you are using a strawman argument.

I believe strongly that we as Christians have the duty to help alleviate the suffering of the less fortunate.

With the ever widening gap between the poor and wealthy in this country, I feel we are due for a major revival.

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

"Reactionary fundamentalists" are those who accept the Bible KJV 1611 as the inerrant Word of God - True Christians™

Yes, yes Christ's children on the playground who stick their fingers in their ears and scream loudly when you tell them God didn't literally create the Earth in Seven days. The ones who get angry when you show incredulity that burning bushes talk, two of every animal on a boat or that dinosaurs never existed.

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

"scientific evidence during the Victorian period"? You mean like Mesmerism, phrenology, seances, laudanum and cigars being good for kids, and we are evolved from monkeys?

Not eating any carbohydrates is healthy and sustainable. Women should smoke to lose weight while pregnant. DDT, thalydamide and etc.

Same thing different day.

Yours in the joy of being Christ's servant,

Sam

[Nurse Clampett]

Originally Posted by Samuel Coleridge

It seems to be the members of your persuasion who are intent on causing the lad further mortification.

The only fool here begging for further mortification is you.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

The only fool here begging for further mortification is you.

By all means, let me know when it begins, dear girl.

[Nurse Clampett]

Originally Posted by Samuel Coleridge

By all means, let me know when it begins, dear girl.

Your first post.

[Aleister]

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

Sam, do you have anything better to do but troll Landover as a dead man?
As Aquinas you were here to teach us.
As Crowley you were here to observe us.
In your third dead incarnation you are still boring us.
Also, you really shouldn't berate someone for copying and pasting an article when you haven't the imagination to come up with a better screen name than yet another dead guy.
Jesus hates liars.

Am I the only one who finds Samuel's knowledge of and ostensible devotion to the tenets of Christianity fascinating? And the banter in this particular thread has been no less so! I have learnt so much from this forum already!

[Lola Handcock]

I see that the Devil Himself has returned ! I say back to hell with you Devil, Leave this Godly place or face the wrath of Jesus!

[Hank]

Originally Posted by Samuel Coleridge

unsaved trash speaking nonsense

Whats your name? Where do you live? Your upsetting our peaceful forum.


God damn you, you homasexual faggot! Why wont anyone ban this tallywhackr homo from this forum his corrupting our yooth.

[InHisLove]

Brother Hank, don't worry about him. He is just trying to get a rise out of you. Have patience. He isn't worth it.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Originally Posted by Lola Handcock

I see that the Devil Himself has returned ! I say back to hell with you Devil, Leave this Godly place or face the wrath of Jesus!

I certainly hope that wasn't directed at me, my dove in Christ.

I have read your story and I feel that, being one of the sweetest Christians who ever lived, that I would have protected you and wrapped you in Christ's love like a child had I only known you at the time!

Originally Posted by Brother Hank

Whats your name? Where do you live? Your upsetting our peaceful forum.


God damn you, you homasexual faggot! Why wont anyone ban this tallywhackr homo from this forum his corrupting our yooth.

Thank you for wishing my damnation.

Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also.

Are you cold, friend?

[Samuel Coleridge]

Originally Posted by Aleister

Am I the only one who finds Samuel's knowledge of and ostensible devotion to the tenets of Christianity fascinating? And the banter in this particular thread has been no less so! I have learnt so much from this forum already!

Just a minute there, you. I'm fairly sure you would be hellbound.

I just can't understand why one would go so far out of his way to voluntarily damn himself. I find your decision to be a baffling one, even though I strongly respect your free will to make that decision.

Yours in non-judgement.

Sam

[James Hutchins]

Aleister .......Samuel Coleridge.......Sybil

[Lola Handcock]

Originally Posted by Samuel Coleridge

I certainly hope that wasn't directed at me, my dove in Christ.

I have read your story and I feel that, being one of the sweetest Christians who ever lived, that I would have protected you and wrapped you in Christ's love like a child had I only known you at the time!



Thank you for wishing my damnation.






Are you cold, friend?

I was speaking to Aleister! He is the Devil,doesn't any one else see him for what he is?

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Aleister

Am I the only one who finds Samuel's knowledge of and ostensible devotion to the tenets of Christianity fascinating? And the banter in this particular thread has been no less so! I have learnt so much from this forum already!

Uh, that's some really nice groveling there, Mr A!

[James Hutchins]

JH points to his nose and says to Aleister "You have a little brown smudge there....."

[Nurse Clampett]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

JH points to his nose and says to Aleister "You have a little brown smudge there....."

Pastors and Jesus please forgive my unfeminine language when I say Al is literally up his own ass.