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Hi there! -
11-02-2009, 05:47 AM
Let's see... I'm not really sure what to say...
Sooo... I guess I'll start with: My name is Kris, I'm female, I don't currently belong to a church (although I have been to the Methodist church down the street a couple of times), I'm working a temporary babysitting job (that's about to end since the father just got a promotion at his job and the mother is going to quit her job after her 6th kid) it doesn't pay much but is still money in my pocket so I'm not complaining...
Umm, that's all I got, sooo... Hi!
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Re: Hi there! -
11-02-2009, 06:25 AM
Hello, Kris and welcome to God's Favorite Forum™. I must ask, why aren't you watching your own kids instead of other people's? A woman's place is in the home, and I know you mean well trying to help out a friend, but the sad reality is that a woman (especially with six kids!) needs to be at home taking care of her own home.
As for the methodist "church", that's not really a church since it's just a gay-loving hellbound cult.
What is your favorite Bible verse, dear? Have you actively looked hard to join a local independent Baptist church?
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Re: Hi there! -
11-02-2009, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by CarnalBlade
Let's see... I'm not really sure what to say...
Sooo... I guess I'll start with: My name is Kris, I'm female, I don't currently belong to a church (although I have been to the Methodist church down the street a couple of times), I'm working a temporary babysitting job (that's about to end since the father just got a promotion at his job and the mother is going to quit her job after her 6th kid) it doesn't pay much but is still money in my pocket so I'm not complaining...
Umm, that's all I got, sooo... Hi!
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So, you think you're a vampire princess, huh? How's that working out for you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi there! -
11-02-2009, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Hello, Kris and welcome to God's Favorite Forum™. I must ask, why aren't you watching your own kids instead of other people's? A woman's place is in the home, and I know you mean well trying to help out a friend, but the sad reality is that a woman (especially with six kids!) needs to be at home taking care of her own home.
As for the methodist "church", that's not really a church since it's just a gay-loving hellbound cult.
What is your favorite Bible verse, dear? Have you actively looked hard to join a local independent Baptist church?
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Well, I don't have any kids of my own. I'd love to have some one day, but none of the guys that I've met even want kids, they just want sex. And the only real reason she was working in the first place was to make sure they don't lose the house (she was only working part time anyway). But with this new promotion of her husband's, she can actually afford to be a stay-at-home mom.
There are only 2 Baptist churches near where I live: 1 is where one of the Pastors was arrested for murdering his entire family and drinking their blood (which was really creepy to hear about) and the other is in an unsafe neighborhood (I was robbed at gunpoint the last 2 times I was there).
Psalm 18:3
I will call upon the LORD, [who is worthy] to be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies.
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11-02-2009, 03:14 PM
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So, you think you're a vampire princess, huh? How's that working out for you.
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What? Are you talking about my email address? That's just some stupid nickname my friends gave when I was a freshmen in High School. I was really into vampires back then but not anymore (can't really say the same for some of my friends, but it's fun to watch them get all serious when they're trying to explain how "vampires are real" and all. It's really hilarious!)
It's an email address that I've had for a few years now.
I have to ask: is that the reason it says "satan worshipper" under my name and why my signature is the way it is now?
Psalm 18:3
I will call upon the LORD, [who is worthy] to be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies.
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Re: Hi there! -
11-02-2009, 03:28 PM
So I take it your screeename (CarnalBlade) was forced upon you too? The Name "Kris' not good enough for you? Did you tell your parents that you hated the name they gave you?
If my dad had killed ten people, I'd still be proud to have the name he gave me.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hi there! -
11-02-2009, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
So I take it your screeename (CarnalBlade) was forced upon you too? The Name "Kris' not good enough for you? Did you tell your parents that you hated the name they gave you?
If my dad had killed ten people, I'd still be proud to have the name he gave me.
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I like the name "Kris" just fine, CarnalBlade is just some online screenname I've had almost as long as the email address I have. Neither really mean anything to me now, I just don't see the point in coming up with something "new" when I can easily remember the ones I already have. If I just went by Kris anywhere on the internet I could be mistaken for someone else (that has happened to me before), but that's not the same with "CarnalBlade".
Psalm 18:3
I will call upon the LORD, [who is worthy] to be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies.
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Re: Hi there! -
11-02-2009, 03:46 PM
What are you here for Kris? To spit in Baby Jesus' face?
Why do you hate America?
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11-02-2009, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Avatar
What are you here for Kris? To spit in Baby Jesus' face?
Why do you hate America?
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What exactly are you talking about? I came across this site during a Google search and thought I would check it out.
I love America. If I didn't I would be living here.
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Re: Hi there! -
11-02-2009, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by CarnalBlade
I love America. If I didn't I would be living here.
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Excellent! You're not living in America because you love it. Real Americans heartily approve of your proactive action! I may have misjudged you.
You're not in Cunuckistan, are you?
*shudders*
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Re: Hi there! -
11-02-2009, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Avatar
Excellent! You're not living in America because you love it. Real Americans heartily approve of your proactive action! I may have misjudged you.
You're not in Cunuckistan, are you?
*shudders*
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I was born and raised in Texas and I say the Pledge of Allegiance every morning just as my parents raised me to do. I come from a big military family (either currently or retired from the military - Marines, Army, Air Force, Navy, etc...) and can date my mother's side of the family in America all the way back to the early 1700's.
I may not currently be in a church, but does not make me any less American.
Psalm 18:3
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Re: Hi there! -
11-02-2009, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by CarnalBlade
I may not currently be in a church, but does not make me any less American.
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Did you really just say that?
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11-02-2009, 06:58 PM
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Did you really just say that?
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Exactly what was wrong with my statement?
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11-03-2009, 02:43 AM
Eh, patriotism slash American values tend to include 'active' practice of Christianity. Going to church is part of being a Christian. Ideally. At least with the folks at LBC. Nice to have you, Kris (although your screen name does sound vaguely phallic...).
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11-06-2009, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by loveandviolets
Eh, patriotism slash American values tend to include 'active' practice of Christianity. Going to church is part of being a Christian. Ideally. At least with the folks at LBC. Nice to have you, Kris (although your screen name does sound vaguely phallic...).
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Thank you for the welcome.
I do pray everyday, I read my Bible everyday, and I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, I just haven't found the right church to attend. I was also born and raised here in America. I don't get why they keep calling me "satan worshipper" and "vampire".
(I know my screen name sounds a little - odd-, but what do you expect, it's a nickname from high school)
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Re: Hi there! -
11-06-2009, 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by CarnalBlade
I don't get why they keep calling me "satan worshipper" and "vampire".
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You're the one who keeps alluding to your fascination with Vampires. The pastors are just calling it like it is by labeling you that way. It's time to give up your sinful past and become washed by the blood of the Lord!
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Hi there! -
11-06-2009, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by CarnalBlade
Thank you for the welcome.
I do pray everyday, I read my Bible everyday, and I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, I just haven't found the right church to attend. I was also born and raised here in America. I don't get why they keep calling me "satan worshipper" and "vampire".
(I know my screen name sounds a little -odd-, but what do you expect, it's a nickname from high school)
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What kind of a Christian goes by "vampire princess?"
I guess you think that we're a bunch of thick-headed, gullible hillbillies who will believe anything you say. Well you've got another think coming, little girl. We are no dummies, and we have extensive experience with vermin like you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi there! -
11-06-2009, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
You're the one who keeps alluding to your fascination with Vampires. The pastors are just calling it like it is by labeling you that way. It's time to give up your sinful past and become washed by the blood of the Lord!
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I no longer have a "fascination with vampires" and I haven't for the past 2 years. I have already given up my sinful past and gave my life to Jesus.
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Re: Hi there! -
11-06-2009, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by CarnalBlade
I have already given up my sinful past so I can focus on my sinful present and spit on Baby Jesus.
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Fixed.
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Re: Hi there! -
11-07-2009, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by CarnalBlade
I no longer have a "fascination with vampires" and I haven't for the past 2 years. I have already given up my sinful past and gave my life to Jesus.
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What's the name of your pastor? I'd like to have a word with him.
How do you reconcile being a vampire one day and calling yourself a Christian the next? I'm sure we'd all love to hear your testimony.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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