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Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-03-2018, 02:57 AM
I spoke with my sister today. She's taken her children to the pharmacy to get Flu Shots. She says this is the worst flu season in years, supposedly since the Swine Flu. She worries that her children might come down with the flu at school. I reminded her that Jesus gave us a metaphorical flu shot when He died on the Cross for us, and all she needs to do is turn her life over to Him and compel her children to do the same.
She started to argue with me until I pulled out my Holy Bible and spoke the Word over her talking. Jesus tells us that hearing Scripture will beget Faith (Romans 10:17), and while I'm still waiting for her Faith to kick in, I thought I'd share here the Scripture Verses I shared with her. By the end of our conversation I was screaming and she had hung up on me, but the verses are still good. I would encourage any True Christian™ to go to their local pharmacy with your children and recite these aloud. If the heretical Salvation Army can stand outside the pharmacy with their stupid bells at Christmastime, we can stand outside the pharmacy with our megaphones. And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the Lord thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the Lord that healeth thee.
Exodus 15:26
Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;
Psalm 103:3
But when Jesus knew it, he withdrew himself from thence: and great multitudes followed him, and he healed them all;
Matthew 12:15
He brought them forth also with silver and gold: and there was not one feeble person among their tribes.
Psalm 105:37
Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted.
But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
Isaiah 53:4-5
Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed.
For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls.
1 Peter 2:24-25
And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.
Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.
And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.
But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses.
Mark 11:22-26
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-03-2018, 03:51 AM
Amen Sister! I was tempted to get a "flu shot" this year with all the hysteria by the so-called "medical experts". And they don't ever get it right, with this year's vaccine only being about 30 percent effective.
I did the right thing and suffered through an illness like I never imagined. The fever, coughing, sneezing, cold chills, rectal bleeding and hallucinations. Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, fouling my bedding.
But I PRAYED and Jesus cured me after 3 weeks, praise Him. It was simply a miracle!
We ARE told that we should expect to suffer, even in faith, to get our reward.
Romans 8:18 "For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us."
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-03-2018, 03:56 AM
Thank you for that, Sister Mary. So timely. I've driven by Walgreens in nearby Des Moines and I've seen people lined up for flu shots. What an insult to Jesus.
No one in Freehold has the flu. No flu bug can penetrate the prayer barrier we have constructed. God Almighty protects us better than any flu shot.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-03-2018, 04:14 AM
I completely fail to see how getting shot would help against the flu. Unless the shot is deadly. This must be one of those idiotic liberal ideas. Just like Obamacare, global warming and Disney.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-03-2018, 10:55 AM
It never ceases to amaze me that people will reject perfect health. Perhaps for themselves they can choose nihilism, despair, pain and suffering but to force this on children too?
As Mary pointed out, by following The LORD, which means following Jesus and accepting The Holy Spirit as commanded by God, we will not be afflicted. All (not some) diseases will be cured and we could even withstand attempts to poison us. By rejecting God's Love we would open ourselves not only to illness but to demonic influence as well, even in some cases and increasingly so in these last days to becoming demon possessed. God has told us, there is no excuse. Perhaps the EMO might prefer devils or some blighted new-age tree-hugger think Astarte would make a good inner companion leading them astray and inviting numerous other demons around for a party but to make such choices for one's family knowing how dreadful some maladies can be.—.ebola, tsutsugamushi fever, black rot, leprosy.—.is incomprehensible.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-03-2018, 03:14 PM
As a medical man, I can tell you the things they won't tell you. The flu shot is primarily a means to create dependency on the government and thereby allow socialism to take root in our nation. It doesn't even work, of course it doesn't! If you watch closely they take blood out of you rather than put a supposed vaccine into you. What would they do this? Why indeed! Anal sex. Once a socialist puppet regime is installed, all freedoms will be debased - including the freedom to not let anyone have anal sex - and all sins including sodomy will reign. God's perfect order will be ruined and this will lead to the second coming of Christ.
So, while it is right to oppose the flu shot on moral and political grounds, also think of the bigger picture.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-03-2018, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I spoke with my sister today. She's taken her children to the pharmacy to get Flu Shots.
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Bad move - I have read some reports that these shots are a way that the government can control you. On top of that, one of my sisters had a shot and 4 days later she was hit by a truck.
However, those are not the main points - main points are always Biblical. I see the shot as mark of the Damned:
2Ki:18:21: Now, behold, thou trustest upon the staff of this bruised reed, even upon Egypt, on which if a man lean, it will go into his hand, and pierce it: so is Pharaoh king of Egypt unto all that trust on him.
We see how Pharaoh king of Egypt is compared to a piercing - no piercing can be good, nor will it have a good effect nor will the Lord leave a piercing unpunished.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-03-2018, 04:14 PM
Piercing is the mark of slavery.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-04-2018, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
As a medical man, I can tell you the things they won't tell you. The flu shot is primarily a means to create dependency on the government and thereby allow socialism to take root in our nation.
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We are so fortunate to have a medical doctor on site here to help unravel all the things we hear about flu shots. I've heard the shots are good. But to have Dr. Toole explain the medical issue surrounding them makes me know we should all refuse them.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-06-2018, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
We are so fortunate to have a medical doctor on site here to help unravel all the things we hear about flu shots.
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I fully stand by all my previous statements in the field of medicine, but it is a pet peeve of mine that so-called "society" only recognizes certain types of certificate to be called a so-called "medical doctor". Legally I can only say I am giving my professional internet opinion. The irony is I worked the hardest 6 weeks of my life attaining a doctorate in chiropractic and it cost me tens of thousands of dollars just because I elected to take the exam online rather than in person. So much for freedom, huh?
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-06-2018, 06:22 AM
I read that the flu shot gives you autism. Also, it can make virgins pregnant.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-06-2018, 09:38 AM
The "scientists" seem to think that the flu is caused by some tiny demon, and that there is no permanent way to get rid of it as it "mutates" every year - sort of like an FBI witness relocation program. Hence we have to get these "flu shots" every year to "exorcise" the "new" demons.
More importantly, the question of where these "flu" demons come from is more to the point - it's the chinks. We need to cut off all travel to these locations. It also occurs to me that those idiots that stand in line for blocks anxiously awaiting the latest Apple iPhone (that's made in China) and transmit the "flu" demons to everyone else needs to be stopped.
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Where does the flu come from every year?
September 14, 2016
Written By Matt Wood
A computer model developed by scientists at the University of Chicago shows that small increases in transmission rates of the seasonal influenza A virus (H3N2) can lead to rapid evolution of new strains that spread globally through human populations. The results of this analysis, published September 13, 2016 in the Proceedings of the Royal Society B, reinforce the idea that surveillance for developing new, seasonal vaccines should be focused on areas of east, south and southeast Asia where population size and community dynamics can increase transmission of endemic strains of the flu.
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https://www.uchicagomedicine.org/bio...rom-every-year
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-06-2018, 11:35 AM
Many NYC employers encourage their workers to get a flu shot, often setting aside a time during the workday to administer them. Then these slackers get to take a 15 minute break after the shot to "recover." What? Recover?
I did some digging and learned that it is possible microchips could be implanted in a person under the guise of a flu shot and the unsuspecting victim would never know. Why would they do this? Obviously, it would be used to track True Christians™ for the antichrist. His minions would know where we are at all times once it is time to take the mark of the beast, without which we will not be able to buy or sell (Revelation 13:17). People, the antichrist lives today! Soon his reign will begin. Which would you rather do: serve satan or get a little sick? I know my choice!
God's protection can reach me anywhere, not only in Freehold. All I have to do is have faith and continue to live my life for His Glory. Were it not so, think of the plagues I would have taken on during my ministries with the homer population. It's frightening to think about, and I shout the victory to my LORD GOD for His Divine Net of Spiritual Safety®. Glory to my Abba Daddy in Heaven!
Please join me in praising Him!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-06-2018, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Dana723
I read that the flu shot gives you autism. Also, it can make virgins pregnant.
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Don't be a fool repeating debunked nonsense you heard from Oprah or The President. The truth is much more nuanced - and extremely frightening.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-06-2018, 04:01 PM
Flu Shot? You might as well rape Typhoid Mary!
First, God takes care of all those that Believe in Him. Absolute fact.
Second, if you read the 'science' behind the flu shot, well the logic is completely insane. The flu shot contains the very flu you do not want to get. So you are having some quack 'medical professional' put the flu in you. That makes as much sense as looking down the barrel of a handgun, squeezing the trigger to see if there is bullets in it, just after you loaded it (Remember that Lumpkin boy that did that?-Less brains than a gnat, proven after the gun went off too).
Lastly, has anyone seen this 'invisible flu'? I've seen pictures, but they could be pictures of anything, like the so-called 'moon landing' (which as I understand is also a term for homersexual rectal relations, but what do I know).
The best cure and opportunity at True Salvation™ is to Pray to God. It is the only sure fire way.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-07-2018, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Don't be a fool repeating debunked nonsense you heard from Oprah or The President. The truth is much more nuanced - and extremely frightening.
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You are correct - I am a fool. From now on, I will only believe what I read here, on God's favorite forum.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-07-2018, 05:02 AM
Praise God!! Flu shots are nothing more than a demon infiltrating our holy temples and they do nothing but create more harm. The way to keep your children safe is to pray and teach them the way of prayer. I myself have not yet been blessed enough for marriage or children, but I pray when the Lord blesses me with those gifts I may teach them the power of prayer. God bless you sister!!
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-07-2018, 09:22 AM
Mathew 15:11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
In short: viruses and bacteria cannot defile a man. Impossible. You cannot get sick by a virus entering your body by your mouth. Jesus said you can't, don't you believe Him?
Then again, can those virus enter your body and make you sick? Of course, by your anus, the other hole we have in our bodies. The one intended to make poo, and only make poo. Nothing "enters" there, as long as you are straight.
AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT A HOMERSEXUAL YOU DON'T NEED A FLU SHOT. DON'T FALL FOR THE DEMONIC GAY TRAP!!!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-07-2018, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
Mathew 15:11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT A HOMERSEXUAL YOU DON'T NEED A FLU SHOT. DON'T FALL FOR THE DEMONIC GAY TRAP!!!
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Brother Gonzalez,
It does my heart good to see truths coming from one of the lesser races. You keep up the good work, ok? I hope to visit your country this summer for evangelistic work among the spic homers. When I went to South America, I had much success finding gay men who were so open to me. Surely Messico has hungry homers just waiting to get on their knees. Perhaps you can help me minister to them. A full body suit is NOT necessary, by the way. It just gets stuffy and is hard to dance in.
May Dios Blesso you.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO! -
02-10-2018, 10:50 PM
This is all you need to know about flu shots:
"Pastor's wife says Jesus is the only flu shot your child needs."
Preach it far and wide, Sister! Spread it like the fast-growing germ of Truth™ that lays low the haughty until they are prostrate* themselves before The Lord, whimpering in their diseased sinfulness!
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* That's p-r-o-s-t-r-a-t-e, BrotherLarry. I know it's easy to get it confused with the other word, because dealing with the one sometimes leads to the other.
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