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Default "Unsaved Trash" hoping to be SAVED - 01-31-2018, 07:46 PM

Hello out there, fellow Christians! My name is Jack Redmond. I noticed that I was marked as "unsaved trash", which may be true, so I am hoping that you friendly people could help me reach salvation. I attend my local Baptist church regularly, but this looks to be a much more direct, honest way to learn more about Christ. My favorite Bible verse is Ephesians 6:17 : "And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God"
While not being raised in a Christian household, I recently came to know the word of God, and, in turn, came to hate my family as Jesus intended, when a friendly young man introduced me to his church. Now I come to you, to further my path to Salvation.
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Hello Mr. Redmond, nice to "meet" you! Tell us all about your Walk with Christ! How did He come to find and rescue you in such a world of dark depravity, a world where sinners and heathens and gays lurk behind dark corners and run public schools with the blessings of George Soros and his band of evil elite? How many children has your wife blessed you with thus far? Does she need some advice homeschooling them?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: "Unsaved Trash" hoping to be SAVED - 01-31-2018, 09:11 PM

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Hello Mr. Redmond, nice to "meet" you! Tell us all about your Walk with Christ! How did He come to find and rescue you in such a world of dark depravity, a world where sinners and heathens and gays lurk behind dark corners and run public schools with the blessings of George Soros and his band of evil elite? How many children has your wife blessed you with thus far? Does she need some advice homeschooling them?
Thank you for the warm welcome! As I had said origionally, I had only been recently invited into the arms of our Lord. Before seeing the light, I had indeed been wading through life surrounded by depravity. I had been raised to think that demonic things such as "homosexuality" and "public schooling" were normal, and even beneficial to society. Even as a child, I had a feeling that there was something wrong with the propaganda bombarding my senses. Now I know that feeling was Jesus, trying to turn me to the light. After a particularly bad day at work, with my gay coworker sending out subliminal signals by tapping his pen repeatedly to try to turn me to the devil, I was walking home, head hung low. I wondered if there was any purpose in life, without anyone to follow or any sense of right or wrong. Just then, a young man in front of a church came up to me, and asked, "Are you okay, mister? You look a little down." I had responded by professing my feelings of utter depression at the world, and lack of meaning in it. He then told me, "well, to me that sounds like you need to be saved! The way you live, you'll surely burn in hell when you die!". I was in shock. Those were the most inspirational, uplifting words I had ever heard in my life. He handed me a detailed pamphlet, and I took it home, hoping on joining in worship that Sunday. It took some time to convince my wife, but after a good dose of the holy spirit, she was taught her place. We immediately removed our four children from public school, and my wife quit her blasphemous job in order to teach them the right way: with the words of our Lord! It hasnt been long since my children were pulled from Satan''s clutches, so I would gladly appreciate any words of wisdom to pass on to them.
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What a moving testimony, Mr. Redman! This is so inspiring! No doubt we have President Trump to thank for allowing us to say Merry Christmas legally again! Can anything stop a nation who turns to the LORD?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I was walking home, head hung low. I wondered if there was any purpose in life, without anyone to follow or any sense of right or wrong. Just then, a young man in front of a church came up to me, and asked, "Are you okay, mister? You look a little down." I had responded by professing my feelings of utter depression at the world, and lack of meaning in it. He then told me, "well, to me that sounds like you need to be saved! The way you live, you'll surely burn in hell when you die!"..Those were the most inspirational, uplifting words I had ever heard in my life.
It must be terrible to have a same-sex-attracted co-worker sitting right there ogling you all day. I hope your desk has a modesty panel. So after tolerating that, it's no wonder you felt purposeless and depressed. Who wouldn't be? The homosexual chooses life without hope, with no future and and increased risk of scrofula which was almost eradicated until the homosexual recruitment drive kicked off in earnest? A simple google search will confirm this.

So you were fortunate that someone was on the lookout near that Church (or was he in side the Church and popped out when he saw you coming? it wasn't clear) but was it fortune? Jesus is clear that fortune-tellers are very bad people practising evil arts which need to be destroyed and I wouldn't want to set you on the path to ruin as it would become once you realised you'd been deceived.
Acts 19:18-20 Many that believed came, and confessed, and shewed their deeds. Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed.
I know that as a heathen I had much revoltingness and that God saw me as a vile and putrid thing. Scum is the word He uses for people like I was then. The cities I lived in celebrated uncleanness and promoted Godlessness and I'm ashamed to say that I never challenged the pagan urges displayed all around me, even though most of them were unappealing to me personally. If there are any residual doubts you would like to share you will find that we do not judge unrighteously and are willing to listen to your concerns. I would encourage you to read Ezekiel 24:1-14 as you reflect on your old lifestyle; in it God gives a very good description we can recognise in so many cities today, in which many of us are obliged to live and even work, yes with ogling co-workers seeking to advance their agenda. By reflecting and sharing your concerns you build stronger defences against the evil one who will not hesitate to use that co-worker to nudge in and exploit even the smallest chink.
Ephesians 6:11-17 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.
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Hello and to our Godly forum, dear! What you have shared with us is a truly uplifting testimony!

Since your conversion from atheism to Christianity, I assume you have must been reading the Holy Bible? Which verse speaks the most to you, so far?

I look forward to reading more of your contributions on the forum. Regarding the "unsaved trash" label, since 99.9% of people who register here are, in fact, unsaved trash who just want to mock Christianity, it is the default label for all newcomers. The Department of Faith will review your dossier in due time, to decide whether the label should be removed.
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I find it interesting that Crazy Jack has children but does not indicate how many boys he has.


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I find it interesting that Crazy Jack has children but does not indicate how many boys he has.
Sorry for my oversight! Mrs. Redmond beared us 4 lovely children: two boys and two girls, both having recently made the transition into homeschooling frim the Satan pit of public school


NOTE: Despite similarities in likeness and name, I am NOT famous Evangelist speaker Jack Redmond. That is a DIFFERENT Jack Redmond.
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Hello and to our Godly forum, dear! What you have shared with us is a truly uplifting testimony!

Since your conversion from atheism to Christianity, I assume you have must been reading the Holy Bible? Which verse speaks the most to you, so far?

I look forward to reading more of your contributions on the forum. Regarding the "unsaved trash" label, since 99.9% of people who register here are, in fact, unsaved trash who just want to mock Christianity, it is the default label for all newcomers. The Department of Faith will review your dossier in due time, to decide whether the label should be removed.
Thank you for your kind words! I have said earlier that my favorite verse was Ephesians 6:17, but recently, the rest of Ephesians 6, namely Ephesians 6:1-10, has had a deep meaning to me. After explaining calmly, with my Bible at my side, that the public school was a hive of satan-worshippers who only hoped to convert them into gay, liberal witches (they haven't banned the Harry Potter books from their library), my children were obedient and understood that my decision to homeschool them was the will of God.


The rest of the passage relates to my former job as a salesman. I understood, through the bible's teachings, that I was essentially a servant to my boss, and as a servant, I should be subordinate. However, I realized, the bible also says that my boss is, in the end, only a servant to God himself, and should follow the teachings of God. Now, willfully employing faggots, against my many protests, is certainly not following any teachings God put forth! I made another plea to him, citing passages from the bible against homosexuality (mainly Leviticus 18:22) and kindly instructing him that, according to Ephesians, he is nothing but trash before God unless he follows God's law. He said some nonsense about discrimination laws (gleefully engineered to DISCRIMINATE against Christians) and fired me on the spot for being "intolerant" and "constantly disrupting the workplace". I gladly accepted it, and am all the better for it. Ephesians 6 truly helped me see the right path in this test of faith!


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Jesus Re: "Unsaved Trash" hoping to be SAVED - 02-01-2018, 03:56 PM

Greetings, Brother:


You might be surprised that someone of my caliber has taken time to acknowledge you, but don't let the fact that I am an intelligent, well built, handsome, tall and muscular certified equine gnathologist make you nervous to have intercourse with me on these forums. I treat everyone equally, except those GOD has told us to shun.


I was greatly moved by your story. Let me assure you that Landover Baptist Church is powered by God's love, and there are people here who are full of it.


I found that love when, as a ring kissing papist, I discovered LBC. I had every statuette of the saints known to mankind. I had renderings of Mary, Joseph, and the Christ Child all over my home. I wore a scapular and prayed the rosary before bed each night. St. Francis was my patron, and I fasted before Mass so that the Lord wouldn't have to deal with other food when He entered my body during the Eucharist. Yes, I was a former altar boy with Biblical "knowledge" of my priest(s). I was a miserable, disheartened, wandering young man in search of truth. It came to me through this forum.


When Christ came into me, I felt as if I was filled with a new hope (not the Star Wars movie). I grew stronger in the faith and now have a fabulous ministry to the homer population. Of course, I reach out to all men, not just homers. I would love to fellowship with you and help you to gain higher heights and deeper depths in the Love of GOD. I would love to lay hands on you while we are on our knees. If this sounds good to you, won't you consider a face to face meeting some fine day? I will be praying about it.


In the meantime, pray, fast, read the Bible, and tithe regularly. Seek the spiritual counsel of the fine pastors here and you will soon know that True Christians™ are something special. You'll learn so many truths by devouring our forums, chock full of food for the new Babe in Christ.


Let us share an holy kiss one day (1 Thessalonians 5:26).


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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The rest of the passage relates to my former job as a salesman. I understood, through the bible's teachings, that I was essentially a servant to my boss, and as a servant, I should be subordinate. However, I realized, the bible also says that my boss is, in the end, only a servant to God himself, and should follow the teachings of God. Now, willfully employing faggots, against my many protests, is certainly not following any teachings God put forth! I made another plea to him, citing passages from the bible against homosexuality (mainly Leviticus 18:22) and kindly instructing him that, according to Ephesians, he is nothing but trash before God unless he follows God's law. He said some nonsense about discrimination laws (gleefully engineered to DISCRIMINATE against Christians) and fired me on the spot for being "intolerant" and "constantly disrupting the workplace". I gladly accepted it, and am all the better for it. Ephesians 6 truly helped me see the right path in this test of faith!
I have been praying that the LORD would restore Order to the Chaos that is the American Workplace and He has begun to answer my prayers! First we get the Hobby Lobby court case settling the fact that Christians can promote their personal faith through their businesses, as if that business is a person, with more rights than the employee (because who is more important in the long run, the job creator or the replaceable worker?). Now President Trump has guaranteed medical personnel can administer medical care insofar as their own personal faith dictates, not some objective communist "regulation." Soon employees will be able to demand a workplace environment free from the harassment that comes with non-believers constantly insidiously implying that any doubts in their faith might actually be reality poking through. Perish the thought! And perish the non-believers from the workplace, I say!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I had to look that up. They look like postage stamps connected by a piece of string. Is that right?

How are they supposed to work? It would be useful for me, to know how better to rebuke heretics (although I doubt that Roman catholics were ever Christian in the first place but you know what I mean) when I see them, as I often used to, but happily they seem to keep away from here most of the time apart from a couple of weirdo priests no doubt seeking whom they may devour. Your advice would be appreciated.

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Hello Mr. Redmond, nice to "meet" you! Tell us all about your Walk with Christ! How did He come to find and rescue you in such a world of dark depravity, a world where sinners and heathens and gays lurk behind dark corners and run public schools with the blessings of George Soros and his band of evil elite? How many children has your wife blessed you with thus far? Does she need some advice homeschooling them?


Hello friends, my favorite bible verse is "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled." which talks about love and cherishment between others under our lord and savior Jesus. I attend a baptist church in my area that i love as much as jesus. Have a good day my freinds.
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Hello friends, my favorite bible verse is "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled." which talks about love and cherishment between others under our lord and savior Jesus.
These verses (Ezekiel 23:20-21) talk about abominable whoredoms committed by Samaria and Jerusalem, dear.

Needless to say, God did not like it:

Ezekiel 23:28-30
28 For thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I will deliver thee into the hand of them whom thou hatest, into the hand of them from whom thy mind is alienated:
29 And they shall deal with thee hatefully, and shall take away all thy labour, and shall leave thee naked and bare: and the nakedness of thy whoredoms shall be discovered, both thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.
30 I will do these things unto thee, because thou hast gone a whoring after the heathen, and because thou art polluted with their idols.


That whole chapter, however, is certainly worth reading:

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Hello friends, my favorite bible verse is "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled." which talks about love and cherishment between others under our lord and savior Jesus. I attend a baptist church in my area that i love as much as jesus. Have a good day my freinds.
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These verses (Ezekiel 23:20-21) talk about abominable whoredoms committed by Samaria and Jerusalem, dear.

Needless to say, God did not like it:

Ezekiel 23:28-30
28 For thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I will deliver thee into the hand of them whom thou hatest, into the hand of them from whom thy mind is alienated:
29 And they shall deal with thee hatefully, and shall take away all thy labour, and shall leave thee naked and bare: and the nakedness of thy whoredoms shall be discovered, both thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.
30 I will do these things unto thee, because thou hast gone a whoring after the heathen, and because thou art polluted with their idols.


That whole chapter, however, is certainly worth reading:

You are not supposed to love anyone or anything as much as you love Jesus.

It is possible that Clod is a mohammedan. The obsessions, the spelling, maybe a lapsed sufi?
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maybe a lapsed sufi?
You mean like one of these dervishes? Just looking at them spin around makes me dizzy!

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Yes, like that. I think Clod must've been twirling before posting. And that poor man singing. He was probably the best they had, but could he keep on the note? Or even find the right note to start with? So embarrassing.

Loie Fuller did a much better job. Here she is in 1896.
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Hello out there, fellow Christians! My name is Jack Redmond. I noticed that I was marked as "unsaved trash", which may be true, so I am hoping that you friendly people could help me reach salvation. I attend my local Baptist church regularly, but this looks to be a much more direct, honest way to learn more about Christ. My favorite Bible verse is Ephesians 6:17 : "And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God"
While not being raised in a Christian household, I recently came to know the word of God, and, in turn, came to hate my family as Jesus intended, when a friendly young man introduced me to his church. Now I come to you, to further my path to Salvation.
A tentative welcome, young man. I have embraced many men that have joined our worship forum, only to find that they were cruising for homo-rectal intercourse. You are fag-free?

I ask only because I spent most of my life coupled to strange men, in the most filthy lifestyle one can imagine. But it was because I hated God that I chose rectums instead of the Redeemer.

I trust that we can have normal fellowship in Christ, with our pants on.

In Him


Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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A tentative welcome, young man. I have embraced many men that have joined our worship forum, only to find that they were cruising for homo-rectal intercourse. You are fag-free?

I ask only because I spent most of my life coupled to strange men, in the most filthy lifestyle one can imagine. But it was because I hated God that I chose rectums instead of the Redeemer.

I trust that we can have normal fellowship in Christ, with our pants on.

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Why, yes, I most certainly am Fag Free! In fact, I have recently quit my job due to the fact that it was infested with gay soccer players.


NOTE: Despite similarities in likeness and name, I am NOT famous Evangelist speaker Jack Redmond. That is a DIFFERENT Jack Redmond.
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