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Default Honestly this place is a joke - 01-24-2018, 04:54 PM

I'm a Christian myself, and been around other Christians my entire life. I'm also very conservative, by the way. But reading through this forum makes me understand why Christians are hated in America these days. Most people here are honestly scum. I've seen posts about how certain groups of people deserve to get raped, like asexuals just because they lack a sex drive. extreme hatred towards people of different religions, atheists, any race that isn't white, sexualities, etc. Saying women getting pregnant is a gift from God and they should like it. There was even one post giving very sadistic methods on how to kill cats, "because the bible says to murder animals that hurt you." Which is nonsense. Christians are supposed to love everyone and not judge others. It seems like most people here only follows it just to put themselves above others and hate. I've come across a lot of forums in my life, and this is easily the most hateful and disgusting one. Which is funny with it being a Christian forum and all.
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Default Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 01-24-2018, 05:04 PM

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I'm a Christian myself, and been around other Christians my entire life. I'm also very conservative, by the way. But reading through this forum makes me understand why Christians are hated in America these days. Most people here are honestly scum. I've seen posts about how certain groups of people deserve to get raped, like asexuals just because they lack a sex drive. extreme hatred towards people of different religions, atheists, any race that isn't white, sexualities, etc. Saying women getting pregnant is a gift from God and they should like it. There was even one post giving very sadistic methods on how to kill cats, "because the bible says to murder animals that hurt you." Which is nonsense. Christians are supposed to love everyone and not judge others. It seems like most people here only follows it just to put themselves above others and hate. I've come across a lot of forums in my life, and this is easily the most hateful and disgusting one. Which is funny with it being a Christian forum and all.
I see a lot of hate in your post, but not a single Bible verse. That is what is wrong with some people that come to our forum. They insult us, call us names, and not a single mention of the Bible.


We are not supossed to love everyone


Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.



We are supposed to jugde others:


John 7:24 - Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.



Matthew 7


1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.


2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.


So I can judge, but I am going to be judged in the same way. If I judge other's sexuality, I will have my sexuality judged. Fine by me!


Please know that your persecution makes us closer to heaven!


2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Default Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 01-24-2018, 05:08 PM

Dear friend:

Feel free to show us, using direct quotations from the King James Bible, how we've gotten it wrong. As for whether "Christians are supposed to love everyone and not judge others," I refer you to the following sermons:

Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

Yours in Christ's abundant love,
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Default Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 01-24-2018, 09:40 PM

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I'm a Christian myself, and been around other Christians my entire life. I'm also very conservative, by the way. But reading through this forum makes me understand why Christians are hated in America these days. Most people here are honestly scum. I've seen posts about how certain groups of people deserve to get raped, like asexuals just because they lack a sex drive. extreme hatred towards people of different religions, atheists, any race that isn't white, sexualities, etc. Saying women getting pregnant is a gift from God and they should like it. There was even one post giving very sadistic methods on how to kill cats, "because the bible says to murder animals that hurt you." Which is nonsense. Christians are supposed to love everyone and not judge others. It seems like most people here only follows it just to put themselves above others and hate. I've come across a lot of forums in my life, and this is easily the most hateful and disgusting one. Which is funny with it being a Christian forum and all.
Don't be silly! "God loves everyone" is Liberal FAKE NEWS! Why, you might as well say "God Is Imaginary, just do Nice Things and treat your fellow man with courtesy and respect!" As nice a sentiment as you may think that is, it certainly isn't in line with God's Opinion:
And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Leviticus 20:23

And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
and my soul shall abhor you.
Leviticus 26:30

And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.
Deuteronomy 32:19

The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Psalm 5:5

Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
Psalm 5:6

For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
whom the LORD abhorreth.
Psalm 10:3

The LORD trieth the righteous:
but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
Psalm 11:5

There were they in great fear, where no fear was:
for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee:
thou hast put them to shame,
because God hath despised them.
Psalm 53:5

When God heard this, he was wroth,
and greatly abhorred Israel:
Psalm 78:59

Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people,
insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.
Psalm 106:40

These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Proverbs 6:16-19

The mouth of strange women is a deep pit:
he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.
Proverbs 22:14

And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden:
he hath destroyed his places of the assembly:
the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion,
and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.
Lamentations 2:6-7

All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them:
for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house,
I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
Hosea 9:15

Three shepherds also I cut off in one month;
and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.
Zechariah 11:8

And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.
Malachi 1:3

As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Romans 9:13
Still think God loves everyone?



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Cross Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 01-25-2018, 01:30 AM

I am flabbergasted at the people who claim to be Christians yet when they meet people that actually follow the Holy Bible, they get all defensive and doubt His Perfect Word.

The Wall cannot come soon enough to separate America from the murders and rapists. Then we can have Christian Courts decide law based on Gods Word with True Christian™ justice.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 01-25-2018, 01:27 PM

Christians that are not supposed to judge other people, and, unfortunately, nowadays this is one of the saddest and most truthful aspects about society.
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Jesus Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 01-25-2018, 01:46 PM

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Christians that are not supposed to judge other people, and, unfortunately, nowadays this is one of the saddest and most truthful aspects about society.
Dear, that is not what my Bible says:

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I dunno about you, but I always use righteous judgment.
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Default Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 01-25-2018, 05:36 PM

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I'm a Christian myself, and been around other Christians my entire life.
No - you sound like a person who thinks they know what God wants but, in fact you do not - you know what you want... You therefore have created a god in your own image and are worshiping that god.
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Christians are supposed to love everyone and not judge others.
As you will now have read, this is not true at all - you have been lied to.
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It seems like most people here only follows it just to put themselves above others and hate.
Impossible - we do as God commands - not what we necessarily feel comfortable with. It so happens that after many years of such a life, we come to see things in God's way.
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I've come across a lot of forums in my life, and this is easily the most hateful and disgusting one. Which is funny with it being a Christian forum and all.
If you don't like Christianity, why not find another religion? There are plenty to choose from, and their adherents all say they are "worshiping the Only True God" in the correct manner.

Of course, they are also all damned to Eternity, as they are wrong - as are you.

I hope this helps.
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Dear, that is not what my Bible says:

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I dunno about you, but I always use righteous judgment.
Sister Basilissa, the OP is probably a Catholic and has never read a Bible in his life.





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Sinner Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 01-25-2018, 07:28 PM

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Christians that are not supposed to judge other people, and, unfortunately, nowadays this is one of the saddest and most truthful aspects about society.
Welcome Bertha, to our friendly forum when God is King and rules Absolutely.. Now, I know you are just a woman and as such, have a limited capacity for understanding even some of the simplest things. So I'll ask you read this a few dozen times to make sure you understand. Ask your husband to explain the parts you just do not fathom. We all will understand if even then, you 'just do not get it'. Then I suggest you bake something and give your husband a slice of your hot pie.

Now down to business.
Bertha, your comment is somewhat true. There are many false Christians in the world. People that claim all the time they are True Believers™ yet when it comes down to fact, they are all bald faced liars.
God had the Holy Bible written so even the stupidest of people could understand it. Very basic and straightforward instructions. No where does it say that it should not be explicitly followed or that you can loosely interpret it or ignore the parts you do not like.
Could you imagine if people drove cars not following the rules of the DMV? Ignoring the parts they do not like?
In the Bible, God expressly tells us who may judge other and who may not.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

Now you might say "Well, I want to judge your devotion to Jesus!" which of course you are welcome to do so at the risk of eternal damnation.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

You can buy car insurance if you are a bad driver but you cannot buy Hell insurance if you are a bad Christian.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 01-25-2018, 09:51 PM

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I'm a Christian myself, and been around other Christians my entire life. I'm also very conservative, by the way. But reading through this forum makes me understand why Christians are hated in America these days.
These words, straight from the Bible, explain the hatred you note towards Christians.


John 7: 7-8 The world cannot hate you; but me it hateth, because I testify of it, that the works thereof are evil.


Jesus spoke the truth about the world and the world hated Him for it. The world thinks that it hates Christians, but really, the world hates Jesus Christ. And before you go accusing me of inflating my worth and thinking that I am something more than I am, please read the verse.


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Most people here are honestly scum.
Once more I refer you to God's Holy Word. In your eyes I am scum because I hold forth the words of the Holy Bible as the light that leads to understanding Jesus. I don't add, subtract, or twist the words of Holy Scripture. Is that scum-like behavior?


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Christians are supposed to love everyone and not judge others.
God is the one who is "supposed" to love everyone-- even those whom His Perfect and Just Character require Him to judge and send to Hell for everlasting punishment. Christians are to love God more than life itself and obey His commands. He does command us to love others and He further explains the circumstances surrounding that love. And as others here have pointed out, His Word does command us to judge--again, within specific circumstances.


If it were not for my knowledge of Christ gained through the words of God's Holy Book, I might be uncomfortable with your low opinion of me. But knowing what I do know, secure in my eternal fate, I brush aside your disdain like water from a duck's back.


It's not my fault that you cannot stomach the full truth of God's Word. As the Apostle Paul wrote:


1 Corinthians 3:2 I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye were not able to bear it, neither yet now are ye able.


Friend, you must read more of the Bible. Take in all of its words and wisdom. Consider every word that issues from God as your breath and water and food.


As Our Dear Lord Jesus Himself said:


Luke 4:4 . . .it is written, that man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God.


Do this, and search your soul deeply. Then consider whether we here at Landover Baptist are the ones who are, in your words, "disgusting."


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Christians that are not supposed to judge other people, and, unfortunately, nowadays this is one of the saddest and most truthful aspects about society.
Here's a helpful hint, dear friend. If you want to make a point, first, you may wish to make sure that people haven't already refuted it, as they have here. YQW; HTH.


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I don't think that Mongo is coming back.


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Default Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 01-31-2018, 10:40 AM

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Christians that are not supposed to judge other people, and, unfortunately, nowadays this is one of the saddest and most truthful aspects about society.
Just wondering about the grammar here. Christians are not only to judge others, the Scripture has already been posted, but also judge angels!
I Corinthians 6:2-4 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life? If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
In the context you seem to have, terrestrial judgement is the least of any Christian's concern. The merest trifle. Compared to the heavy lifting when them angels turn up. They could squash us in an instant but they won't because Christ empowers us. And one of the foremost areas of empowerment, attested by Scripture, is JUDGEMENT.

If you have different sources, please post them, and include a refutation of what God has already posted in The Bible. Looking forward to your reply.
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Jesus Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 01-31-2018, 03:35 PM

Myungsoo,


Your name indicates that you must be Italian since most of their names end in a vowel. It appears you fit the usual description of the Italian race: quick to anger, speaking before thinking, and fearful of law enforcement due to your criminal activities.


Several have shown you in their posts that your assumptions about us are simply not true. There is likely nowhere on the interwebs that you will find a more loving, accepting bunch of truly devoted followers of Jesus Christ. Should you choose to visit our friendly forums again, our pastors and members will gladly lead you to the truths of the Holy Bible. I shall pray for you.


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 02-01-2018, 05:00 AM

You won't find it so funny when you're roasting in Hell now, will you?
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Default Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 02-01-2018, 07:01 AM

Whose joking? There's nothing funny about loving Jesus too much, or for the sinful ways humanity has taken to in these modern times. Thankfully, Mr. Trump will guide America to the Light of Salvation.
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Default Re: Honestly this place is a joke - 02-01-2018, 11:57 PM

To Any And All Of Our Visitors Who Think That We Are A Joke:

There is nothing funny about the power of the Bible in the hands of its fervent followers.

World history has been shaped by the words of these significant texts and it continues to inform and influence the ideas and actions of people across the world today.

Some of those who look to the Bible for moral and practical guidance are powerful individuals who make and enforce government policy.

Others are ordinary folks giving of their time and money in an effort to gain the blessings offered in the Bible. Then there are those whose mental health is impeded because they live in continual fear of the judgments described in its pages.

We respect the power of this ancient text whose words resonate throughout the centuries. We at Landover Baptist Church are resolved to open the eyes of the world to its profound impact on our human community.

People have been arguing over it for millennia. These same people are often mistaken as to its contents. We simply want people to read it for themselves.

That is not a joke. The joke is how many people continue to make claims about its message when the words they use in their arguments are refuted by the very text they think to defend.

They come here and sputter with outrage at us when we are mere conduits for the frank and fascinating Truth™ about the Bible.


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