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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Default Hello - 12-21-2016, 03:06 AM

Hello. I'm new to the forum. Thanks for having me.


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Default Re: Hello - 12-21-2016, 03:11 AM

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Hello. I'm new to the forum. Thanks for having me.
Not so fast. Gutter cleaning is admirable, as it has to be done. I normally have the Negro or Hispanic workers do it, as I cannot be bothered.


But can you read, young man?


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Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Default Re: Hello - 01-29-2018, 01:50 AM

Well, dear, since you have decided to reappear and post for the third time in two years, I'm going to remind you of the existence of this thread which would be a perfect place to actually introduce yourself.
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Default Re: Hello - 01-29-2018, 04:27 PM

Hello dear, don't be shy! Tell us of your Walk with Christ! Does He whisper sweet spiritual nothings in your ear as you clean those gutters? Does He comfort you in the cold, rainy weather, protect you from His sun in the heat of summer? Does He bless you with a supernatural ability to avoid getting a fungal infection in your lungs from all the organic debris up there? Tell us more!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Love Jesus Re: Hello - 01-29-2018, 09:47 PM

Welcome friend. No need for me to also point out the painful obvious failure of your introduction. It is not a lot more polite than when some shifty nigra tries to steal a quarter.
If we are going to break bread together and share deep, intimate, personal feelings about Jesus, I'd like to think you'd be more forthcoming. Spread your soul like the petals of a rose. I'm more than happy to give it all I have got.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello - 01-29-2018, 09:57 PM

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We may have you for now, but do you have Jesus in your heart??? And may I ask how quickly and deep can you clean gutters out? My husband knows the best method.
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