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Prayer Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-29-2015, 10:36 AM

Dentist of River Bluff Dental in Bloomington, Minnesota.
What is wrong with killing a lion?
This poor man is being persecuted by lieberals for pursuing his God given right to kill any beast he wishes.

Genesis 1:26-28
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.




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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-29-2015, 11:51 AM

What's the fuss about? He paid $50,000 to hunt that lion. With that sort of money, they can buy a hundred new lions to replace it. And it was a perfectly biblically-inspired hunt, too, using a crossbow.

Genesis 27:3 Now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison;

As if Mr Palmer has not suffered enough, without being persecuted at the hands of the Godless people of Zambeziland or whatever it's called.

This is not the first time the poor man has been hounded!

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Separately, court records have shown that the dentist has a felony record in the US after killing a black bear in the state of Wisconsin in 2006.

He was given a one-year probation and fined $3,000 (£1,900), having shot the animal outside an authorised zone and then trying to pass it off as having been killed elsewhere.
Well boo hoo, a black bear. Bears are mean and nasty and should all be shot, imho. Especially polar bears. One of the very few good things you can say about England is that it doesn't have any bears.

2006 must have been a really horrible year for Mr Palmer, as apart from the bear business, some hussy blackmailed him.

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Records from the Minnesota Board of Dentistry also show that Mr Palmer was the subject of a sexual harassment complaint which was settled in 2006.

A receptionist alleged that he had made indecent comments to her. Mr Palmer admitted no wrongdoing and agreed to pay out more than $127,000 (£81,000).
The fact that he paid her such a lot of money, even though he had done nothing wrong, shows him to be a man of generous spirit.

I will certainly join you in prayer, Brother Jim.



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Prayer Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-29-2015, 12:45 PM

Verily, Brother Farmer, I am sharing my prayers with you and Sister Joanna and all pious Bible-believing Christians™ everywhere!

Mr. Palmer should be treated a HERO! Here we can see the fearsome beast after Mr. Palmer expertly ambushed it!


This is very tentative but am I seeing yet another very qualified GOP candidate here?! He understands that whilst the lion was one of the Created Kinds that entered the Ark during the Flood, this kind has degenerated and it is now a vermin. There are many other vermin also in Godly U.S. of America, such as hamite bears, grizzling bears, skunks, sea otters, and prong horny antelopes. We could get rid of all of these, as well!





Isaiah 13:22
And the wild beasts of the islands shall cry in their desolate houses, and dragons in their pleasant palaces: and her time is near to come, and her days shall not be prolonged.


Mr. Palmer could indeed be the Daniel of our End of Times!

Daniel 6:16
Then the king commanded, and they brought Daniel, and cast him into the den of lions. Now the king spake and said unto Daniel, Thy God whom thou servest continually, he will deliver thee.



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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-29-2015, 12:49 PM

Lions, black bears, rhinoceroses,


leopards,



and many other species.
What a brave and fearless man he must be - facing these brutes with nothing more than a little bow and arrow. Probably the same ones he was given for his 5th birthday. He should be held up as an example of true American manhood!


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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-29-2015, 08:22 PM

If we take as our verse

Ge:1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Then we see that God has given power over animals that is the direct equivalent of God’s Power over us. Mr Palmer was exercising that power.

Animals are soulless beings that either
(i) serve us, e.g. the cow, the dog,
(ii) are tolerated by us (the cat, the blue-jay)
(iii) have little to do with us (the lion, the gibbon)
(iv) are our enemies (the serpent, the wasp)

and we treat them accordingly and in the manner of God:
(i) the cow and the dog, we keep well until such time as its life is required by us: and likewise God does this with the True Christian, who is obedient, unquestioning, and useful,
(ii) The cat and the blue-jay, we acknowledge but with no advantage to ourselves, and likewise God tolerates the Southern Baptist with their “modern agenda.”
(iii) The lion and the gibbon are not native, they have no food value, we may do as we wish with them, and likewise God, sees Methodists, Pentecostals, etc. as destined for Hell for they refuse to use their free will to choose Him and Jesus.
(iv) The serpent and the wasp, we kill. The Catholic, Atheist, the sinner, who, despite all warnings do not heed God and persistently defies or attempts to frustrates Him, have their soul destroyed.

But should we keep only to these actions, or, like God, do as we please with each category? The answer is obvious: we have dominion, we do as we wish, for The Lord has dominion over our soul and may do as He wishes.

And now we must address the idea that Mr Palmer did something that was inconsistent with his God-given right to have dominion over animals.

The report says:
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Rodrigues said Palmer shot Cecil with an arrow but failed to kill him. Then the two men tracked Cecil, finding him about 40 hours later and shooting him to death with a gun, Rodrigues said.
To which everyone reading this will reply:

Ro:9:15: For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
Ro:9:16: So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
Ro:9:17: For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.
Ro:9:18: Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
Ro:9:19: Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?
Ro:9:20: Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

And this has to be Mr Palmer’s attitude:

God may give you a painful, and prolonged death with cancer but this does not mean that He loves you any less. Mr Palmer gave the lion 40 hours of wandering around with an arrow in him – this cannot be excessive or even unreasonable.

Why would God or Mr Palmer need to feel remorse? Ha! For the True Christian, it is simple:

Joh:9:1: And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth.
Joh:9:2: And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind?
Joh:9:3: Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.

Mr Palmer made God's gift of power over animals manifest unto some old lion, and this is to the Glory of God and of Man.


Well Done Mr Palmer! You are a Lesson in Life and Christianity to us all!





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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-29-2015, 08:26 PM

With his splendid upper torso and penchant for wrestling wild beasts, he reminds me of someone. Could it be Brother President Vladimir?



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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-29-2015, 08:46 PM

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Brother Elmer: could I ask you to not use this picture again: You will note both lions are male!

I can assure you that there was none of that sort of stuff on the Ark!

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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-29-2015, 09:08 PM

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...Animals are soulless beings that either
(i) serve us, e.g. the cow, the dog,
(ii) are tolerated by us (the cat, the blue-jay)
(iii) have little to do with us (the lion, the gibbon)
(iv) are our enemies (the serpent, the wasp)

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Just curious as to where the squirrel fits in there? It's not mentioned (that I could find) in any Bible, either.


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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-29-2015, 11:03 PM



Does THIS look like a man who deserves to extradited and tortured and anally raped to death by big fat buck nigras in a Zimbabwestani prison? Just look at that friendly, smiling face and kind eyes, there is something almost angelic about him

Brother Walt is without doubt a True Christian™ man who practise his hobby the Biblical way. What did God create lions, leopards and rhinos for if not for us to have something fun to kill? Dr. Walter Palmer has great potential to become the Republican candidate for 2016, though I have to admit its a tough choice if Ted Cruz is the alternative

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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-29-2015, 11:19 PM

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With his splendid upper torso and penchant for wrestling wild beasts, he reminds me of someone. Could it be Brother President Vladimir?
Do you mean the Vladimir that rides sharks?



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Gun Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-30-2015, 12:50 AM

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Do you mean the Vladimir that rides sharks?

I, too, marvel at Brother Putin's manliness, but the tiebreaker between him and the good dentist is that Dr. Palmer is a True American™. If it weren't for that, I don't know if I'd be able to choose between the two...

But on topic, I will be praying for not only for Palmer's exoneration, but that he receives some type of award...a medal, trophy and/or cash dispensation for his service to God and country.
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Scared Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-30-2015, 01:46 AM

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Ahem!Brother Elmer: could I ask you to not use this picture again: You will note both lions are male!

I can assure you that there was none of that sort of stuff on the Ark!

Many thanks. EB
Brother Bathfire,

Were these lions depictions of present-day degenerated lions after the havoc of genetic entropy has messed them up, I would immediately agree with you. But these are the animals of the original Lion Kind that we haven't seen since the Flood. It is quite possible that also the lioness was not hairless but had a mane before the harmful mutations removed it. As you can see, also the antelopes have horns of equal size in the male and the female which supports this alternative hypothesis of mine.

Romans 8:22
For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.

However, I understand that this could cause some confusion among our youth or even misplaced joy among the homer majority of the country, so I'll pray on this.


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Were these lions depictions of present-day degenerated lions after the havoc of genetic entropy has messed them up, I would immediately agree with you. But these are the animals of the original Lion Kind that we haven't seen since the Flood. It is quite possible that also the lioness was not hairless but had a mane before the harmful mutations removed it. As you can see, also the antelopes have horns of equal size in the male and the female which supports this alternative hypothesis of mine.
Many thanks. It all becomes clear when you explain it. I should have known better than to think that there was an error.





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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-30-2015, 05:39 PM

A tragedy, Pure and simple.
A decent man, trying to put food on his table, clothes on children's backs and all anyone can do is worry about a collar.
He killed an animal, one God gave us to hunt. Had the Lion hunted Mr. Palmer with a bow then shot him 40 hours later, would everyone be so upset?
I kill animals every day. Some to eat (a bolt gun to the head of a cow or pig, a knife to the throat of a chicken) some just to ensure my gun sights are accurate (dogs, cats, colorful birds. It is not a big deal, it is not like they were people that could be Christians.


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-31-2015, 03:12 AM

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A tragedy, Pure and simple.
A decent man, trying to put food on his table, clothes on children's backs and all anyone can do is worry about a collar.
He killed an animal, one God gave us to hunt. Had the Lion hunted Mr. Palmer with a bow then shot him 40 hours later, would everyone be so upset?
I kill animals every day. Some to eat (a bolt gun to the head of a cow or pig, a knife to the throat of a chicken) some just to ensure my gun sights are accurate (dogs, cats, colorful birds. It is not a big deal, it is not like they were people that could be Christians.
Amen brother. Those lions are vicious beasts. I'd like to get a bunch of them and put them in a big arena of some kind and throw a bunch of liberals in there with them. That would be something to see.


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Scared Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-31-2015, 10:15 AM

URGENT!!

More prayers required. The Zimbabweian government wants to have Mr. Palmer extradited to this Hamite nation. With Hamites leading our nation it is highly plausible that, due to some Hamite-Hamite interaction, Mr. Palmer will actually be transported into Hamite Rhodesia, as it should be called!

I have also some more information why this travesty of justice and Genesis 1:26 is taking place! The Rhodesian Hamites want to reserve all the carcasses for themselves. They are actually queuing to get a morsel of some unclean meats!



Bad things will happen to these complacent Hamites who have the easy life now!

Isaiah 66:17
They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one tree in the midst, eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the LORD.




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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-31-2015, 02:33 PM

If atheist protesters hound Dr. Palmer's dental practice so much he has to leave the liberal Minneapolis area, he is welcome to open an office in Freehold.

I can give my personal guarantee no protestor will darken his door.

Not only that, he can display the mounted head of that vicious lion in the waiting room.


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It is clear from this well attended event (note the enthusiastic crowd in the grandstands in the background) that civilized entertainment is sorely lacking in this area.


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Verily, Brother Alvin. They seem to lead a dull life but boy do they get paid! I just found out that the Average Monthly Disposable Salary (After Tax) in Zimbabwe (aka Rhodesia) is a staggering 188,059.23 Z$. Almost 200,000 dollars! These Hamites are apparently the richest people on Earth! And still they are greedy and made Mr. Palmer pay a week's salary, 55,000 to shoot the vermin. AND They dared call the lion Cecil after Cecil Rhodes, one of the greatest men ever and certainly looking down from Heaven with Jesus as we speak. He must be desperate to see how his wonderful legacy in the Hamite continent has been corrupted.



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It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.


This is all about Satan and greed! Godly Mr. Rhodes won't be seeing his present countrymen join him in Heaven.

More prayers are needed!



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Default Re: Please pray for Walter Palmer. - 07-31-2015, 04:14 PM

As others have pointed out, God gave us the earth and its creatures to do with as we please. The only thing Dr. Palmer might be guilty of is destruction of property, and that's between him and the Zimbaboons. If what he did was murder then I've slain enough flies to make Hannibal Lecter cringe.

I also find it funny that nobody seemed to care about Cecil while it was alive—did you ever hear of it before? I didn't. This is a trend among liberals and millennials, and you can see it in the whole "black lives matter" movement too. How much could Sandra Brown's life have really mattered if no one gave a hoot until she was on a morgue slab? Liberals prefer to rally around dead blacks because the live ones can still embarrass the movement with their behavior (see King, Rodney), and the truth is that no sane person wants a bunch of violent, savage, man-eating beasts as their neighbors. Lions, I mean. I'm talking about lions. Who would seek their company? Do you think Cecil would have hesitated for a second to rip your head off? It's also a lot easier to get mad about dead lions than to actually do anything to keep the living lions alive.

Cecil fever is a lazy, intellectually vacant flash-in-the-pan fad, but so is every other social media trend. The real problem is that it is basically a form of idol worship. Liberals believe that simply being human means they were born with blood on their hands and that if they log onto Facebook and Twitter and make enough noise about a dead cat, Mother Earth will absolve them and wash the stain away. They see Cecil's death as a sacrifice that will save them from their sins. Sound familiar? They are half right, of course—we are all born with the taint of sin, but it is only through the temporary death of Jesus that we can achieve Salvation.

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


You cannot get into Heaven by Retweeting pictures of lions. It just isn't going to happen. Ashamed of their privilege and desperate to shed their guilt, liberals ally themselves with what they perceive as downtrodden groups, never realizing that they can become persecuted minorities while retaining all the material comforts they currently enjoy... by becoming Christians.


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