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Jesus is a sweet-talker in bed. -
11-07-2009, 05:11 PM
Just letting you all know that. And hello! I love each and every one of you!
Oh, I do have a problem with Lust, but I think you can all forgive me like your wonderful invisible deity from above! =D
Your purpose is what you want it to be.
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Re: Jesus is a sweet-talker in bed. -
11-07-2009, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Open-Minded Philosopher
Just letting you all know that. And hello! I love each and every one of you!
Oh, I do have a problem with Lust, but I think you can all forgive me like your wonderful invisible deity from above! =D
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What makes you think God forgives you? Could you show me a verse or two?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Jesus is a sweet-talker in bed. -
11-07-2009, 07:26 PM
Masturbating to Jesus is not cool.
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Re: Jesus is a sweet-talker in bed. -
11-07-2009, 07:38 PM
I think she means that she's sleeping with the gardener.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Jesus is a sweet-talker in bed. -
11-08-2009, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Open-Minded Philosopher
Just letting you all know that. And hello! I love each and every one of you!
Oh, I do have a problem with Lust, but I think you can all forgive me like your wonderful invisible deity from above! =D
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You have more problems than that, lady. God will not be mocked!
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Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? How many times a week does your husband beat you?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus is a sweet-talker in bed. -
11-09-2009, 06:36 AM
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You have more problems than that, lady. God will not be mocked!
Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? How many times a week does your husband beat you?
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I presently attend the church services offered by the local homeless shelter when I have a moment between jobs.
20 years old as of January 9th
Hun, I'll leave it to you to gather if I'm married or otherwise. Although I have dabbled in being bi-curious in my fall semester of University. Interestingly enough, I'm straight. Odd indeed.
How about some questions for you now, Stranger! If you were a giraffe and had just jumped out of a plane without a parachute, what would you prefer as your last meal; Garden salad or a pizza? Oh, and it's happening on a thursday. Everything is relevant.
Your purpose is what you want it to be.
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Re: Jesus is a sweet-talker in bed. -
11-09-2009, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Open-Minded Philosopher
How about some questions for you now, Stranger! If you were a giraffe and had just jumped out of a plane without a parachute, what would you prefer as your last meal; Garden salad or a pizza? Oh, and it's happening on a thursday. Everything is relevant.
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Up your thorazine dose, friend.
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Re: Jesus is a sweet-talker in bed. -
11-09-2009, 03:29 PM
At the bowling alley, too
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Re: Jesus is a sweet-talker in bed. -
11-09-2009, 04:17 PM
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Up your thorazine dose, friend.
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Ive got agree with you on that
That has to have been the most random post i've ever seen
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Re: Jesus is a sweet-talker in bed. -
11-09-2009, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by piercegraham
Ive got agree with you on that
That has to have been the most random post i've ever seen
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Percy ever consider getting a dose for your self,It could help with your Homersexural urges !
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Re: Jesus is a sweet-talker in bed. -
11-11-2009, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by piercegraham
Ive got agree with you on that
That has to have been the most random post i've ever seen
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You must be crazy if even piercedgayham can't understand your posts.
You cannot dabble with lezbeanism anymore than you can 'dabble' in drugs or satanism - repent of your sin now witch!
Our Lord Jesus when he was on Earth was a chaste man and an example to us all, not a perverted mastebation fantasy!
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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