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01-30-2010, 02:02 AM
Read the story... someone else can keep you company tonight and watch you while you sleep........
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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01-30-2010, 02:04 AM
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Read the story... someone else can keep you company tonight and watch you while you sleep........
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I read the story, but honestly I'm fine with what I am, I don't dislike myself.
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01-30-2010, 12:38 PM
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I read the story, but honestly I'm fine with what I am, I don't dislike myself.
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That's because satan has sent demons up your rectum. If you had any self-respect, you'd be ashamed of yourself for being a queer and contemplate suicide every waking moment of the day. That's what God wants ou to do!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-30-2010, 04:52 PM
Son, being homosexual is exactly like choosing your sexual preference on the Facebook: You can choose to be "interested in" men or women. Right now, my boy, your internal "facebook" so to speak is currently set to being "interested in men". All you need to do is reset this option to being "interested in women". It's that simple.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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01-30-2010, 05:14 PM
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I was bored, no harm done :/
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How can you say that?
Have you ever heard of the saying "You have only once chance to make a first impression"?
By lying in your very first post you have not only done yourself a grave disservice, but all of your kind. Anyone who hadn't met a homer before will now know homers to be untrustworthy lying hellbound sinners. Are you sure you want to call that "no harm done"?
Please learn to be nice to yourself and to others, it's not only better for you in this life, it might just be your first step towards God.
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01-30-2010, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by A Follower
By lying in your very first post you have not only done yourself a grave disservice, but all of your kind. Anyone who hadn't met a homer before will now know homers to be untrustworthy lying hellbound sinners. Are you sure you want to call that "no harm done"?
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Amen to that, Brother!
Every single day people come here and lie to us Christians. And then when they fail miserably to keep up the act, they are surprised that they are perceived as liars. If you lie, you won't be trusted anymore, simple as that.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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01-30-2010, 06:33 PM
Amen to that! I had unfounded suspicions before though now they are confirmed. So from I have learned from Fox news , newspapers and here is:
Homers rape male children
Homers infect everyone with the AIDS
Homers dress up in womens clothing
Homers love Judy Garland and Cher
...and now that Homers all lie.
Pretty despicable group if you ask me. I am all the more amazed at the Landover Outreach Program to cure these animals.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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01-30-2010, 07:16 PM
I can't be bothered to read this whole thread. Has anyone suggested a big dose of Vitamin J (for Jesus) yet?
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01-31-2010, 01:56 AM
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Which is why I come here to see what I can do about it.
Any ideas?
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Homosexuality is not a disease. You cannot be cured. That's who you are, you can't change that.
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01-31-2010, 01:58 AM
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Homosexuality is not a disease. You cannot be cured. That's who you are, you can't change that.
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It's a choice. Disease (AIDS) is the punishment.
Please do provide proof. We can point to many men who used to be homers but now have wonderful families.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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01-31-2010, 02:00 AM
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Homosexuality is not a disease. You cannot be cured. That's who you are, you can't change that.
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That is a lie. Through Christ, all things are possible.
Contact Betty Bowers' BASH (Baptists Are Saving Homosexurals) today for help.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-31-2010, 02:04 AM
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That is a lie. Through Christ, all things are possible.
Contact Betty Bowers' BASH (Baptists Are Saving Homosexurals) today for help.
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Sir, I need no help. But why would you want to change someone? That's the way they are; they didn't ask to be that way. If they are destined to burn in Hell and they are aware, let them live they're life. But they don't know that they're going to Hell...so leave them alone.
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. -
01-31-2010, 02:18 AM
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But why would you want to change someone?
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So they'll go to Heaven instead of Hell. But hey, feel free to brand that "hateful" while YOU, the so-called caring one, will send them off to Hell with a smile and a wave. Hypocrisy!
By the way: there are no gay bars in Heaven.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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01-31-2010, 04:35 AM
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Sir, I need no help.
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That is obviously untrue. You're a filthy degenerate lesbian and Jesus Himself has guided you here out of love. He wants to bathe you in His blood.
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Originally Posted by :(diversity):
But why would you want to change someone? That's the way they are; they didn't ask to be that way.
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Being a queer is a choice. This is a proven fact. God gave us all free will so that we could make choices in life. Specifically His way or satan's way. Perverts like you are choosing satan's way.
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Originally Posted by :(diversity):
If they are destined to burn in Hell and they are aware, let them live they're life. But they don't know that they're going to Hell...so leave them alone.
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Through Christ, all things are possible. Those of us who are Saved© have been charged by God to do whatever it takes to get everyone else Saved© too. It is not an option to stand by and allow degenerates like you to condemn themselves to hellfire. That would not be th e loving thing to do.
By the way, homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." So even being nice to queers will get you in trouble with God.
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Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-31-2010, 04:50 AM
It just steams my beans when some unsaved queer stomps into our forum saying that faggotry is not a choice and it cannot be cured. They might as well knock on my front door, spit in my face, and call me a liar.
To all of the currently afflicted homosexuals in this thread:
I used to infected with the Sodomania. I indulged in all manner of sweaty man on man perversions. And I thought I enjoyed it. But that was before I found the Lord. He came into my life and filled me to the rim with His white-hot love. It was at that very moment that I knew I had to decide to stop being a disgusting queer.
And that is just what I did! I just stopped having sex with men, on the spot. Then, just to be sure, I attended the BASH program and had corrective surgery. I have been heterosexual ever since! And someday soon, I hope to meet a True Christian™ lady to court. Praise!
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. -
01-31-2010, 05:04 AM
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Which is why I come here to see what I can do about it.
Any ideas?
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if you think about it God made YOU.
he MADE you to be gay
i doubt that God would send you to hell
for being something he intended you to be
God and Jesus loves EVERYONE.
dont listen to these nubs, be as loud and proud as your queer little soul can muster!!
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01-31-2010, 05:09 AM
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God and Jesus loves EVERYONE.
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*sigh* Oh not again. Where do people get these silly ideas from? Certainly not from the Bible!
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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer
It just steams my beans when some unsaved queer stomps into our forum saying that faggotry is not a choice and it cannot be cured. They might as well knock on my front door, spit in my face, and call me a liar.
To all of the currently afflicted homosexuals in this thread:
I used to infected with the Sodomania. I indulged in all manner of sweaty man on man perversions. And I thought I enjoyed it. But that was before I found the Lord. He came into my life and filled me to the rim with His white-hot love. It was at that very moment that I knew I had to decide to stop being a disgusting queer.
And that is just what I did! I just stopped having sex with men, on the spot. Then, just to be sure, I attended the BASH program and had corrective surgery. I have been heterosexual ever since! And someday
soon, I hope to meet a True Christian™ lady to court. Praise!
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You seem like a nice man but I bet deep down, late at night, perhaps before you fall asleep, you know that you have no physical attraction for women.
Which is why you have yet to find a lady to court.
It's sad you will die suppressing who you truly are for years and years when there is such support for homosexuals everywhere.
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01-31-2010, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton
You seem like a nice man but I bet deep down, late at night, perhaps before you fall asleep, you know that you have no physical attraction for women.
Which is why you have yet to find a lady to court.
It's sad you will die suppressing who you truly are for years and years when there is such support for homosexuals everywhere.
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Young lady, I do thank you for concern. You seem to have a kind heart. This makes it doubly troubling that your thinking is so muddled and confused.
I will admit that occasionally, images from my unsaved past of sin and debasement do penetrate my consciousness. But I find no pleasure in them I assure you. It is at times like these that I call on Jesus. Then, I am filled with glorious visions of our sweet Lord, and He pounds the demons of homosexual memories from out of me!
And please do not concern yourself with my bachelorhood dear. My career as one of Landover's preeminent Scientheists takes up nearly all of my time. I do of course save time for prayer and quiet contemplation. Although it is often these very occasions when the demons of my past rear their ugly heads. But then I call on Jesus and He fills me with more love than I had ever been filled with in my sordid past. Praise!
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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01-31-2010, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton
It's sad you will die suppressing who you truly are for years and years when there is such support for homosexuals everywhere.
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But he will go to Heaven while all those "supported" homosexuals will burn in hell for all eternity . We all have to admire him for making the right choice and beating Satan's attempts to seduce him into sin.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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