Happy birthday young man. When you finish mowing, have a pop on me. Just be sure to turn in the bottle for the five cents and tithe it.
You know, if you give up your mary worshiping ways and give your self to Jesus and not some pervert priest, you may still have a shot at True Salvation™. You should stop by the back door of the LBC Church and request a Tithe schedule and a Form for Salvation© to get you started. I'll put a call in to let the office ladies know you will be there and that they do not have to call security. We do get a lot of messicans
lurking, I am sure you completely understand.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.