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Jesus My Ministry to the Provincetown Heathens - 07-24-2017, 09:07 PM

I recently spent an entire weekend in Provincetown, Massachusetts to lay hands on and minister to the heathen homosexual community that is known as the "Bears." These men are of all shapes and sizes, but are usually large, hirsute, and masculine in their appearance (until many of them open their mouths). There are events that took place during the weekend of which I dare not speak here. Everywhere there was promotion of the gay agenda and the acts associated with that lifestyle. Still, just as Jesus associated with publicans and prostitutes, I associated with shirtless, hairy men, all filled with lust for my well-built, young, handsome and intelligent self.


Praise God, I was able to bring many to their knees in the same way I did while visiting darkest Peru and other South African countries a few months ago. These men are carrying heavy loads; I was able to release them through spreading the love of Jesus to hundreds of them. I saw men fall on their knees in front of me and oh, the joy that resulted from this! Many of them came quickly after the invitation was given.


I provided Brother Harold Porter's business card to literally thousands of homers over the course of the weekend and I know several of them have already started being treated by him (I would love to hear the praise reports, Brother Harold!) while others have to wait until work schedules permit treatment.


God is moving in our land, people! I urge all of you to pray that many more homers are brought to their knees as a result of the love of Christ and His sacrifice for even the most vile sinner.


GLORY TO GOD!


BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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