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08-21-2008, 04:47 PM
All of your effort and praise is greatly appreciated, pastor.
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Oh and just so you know I am married and my husband knows I am bisexual and has no problem with it.
He is a catholic and goes to chapel.
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Where does he get household help? Eunuchs r us?
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-21-2008, 05:14 PM
no1 should use the world FOOL!!!
and if you where " Christains" you would know that n delete this post!!
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08-21-2008, 05:16 PM
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no1 should use the world FOOL!!!
and if you where " Christains" you would know that n delete this post!!
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Can anybody understand this?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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08-21-2008, 05:17 PM
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Can anybody understand this?
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She's obviously on Drugs.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-21-2008, 05:18 PM
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no1 should use the world FOOL!!!
and if you where " Christains" you would know that n delete this post!!
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Did you get into the chemicals under the sink cabinet?
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-21-2008, 05:44 PM
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no1 should use the world FOOL!!!
and if you where " Christains" you would know that n delete this post!!
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No one should use l33tard abbreviations on God's favorite discussion board. Dear friend, why do you hate Jesus so much?
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-21-2008, 08:21 PM
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no1 should use the world FOOL!!!
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What is a "cry-stain"? Are you some sort of emo, Krunchy?
I do agree that it would be a good idea for the Pastors to delete all of your posts, so I guess we have SOMETHING in common.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-25-2008, 03:59 PM
I would think a "cry-stain" is a stain when you cry thought that was obvious?!
And no I am not an emo and even if I were it has NOTHING to do with you!!
Oh and the name is Krusty not Krunchy!!
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08-25-2008, 04:10 PM
I remember the day when *I* chose to be a hetero--next to being saved that was one of the most momentous days of my life. I thank the Lord every day Pastor Ezekiel for showing me the difference and helping me to commit to straightness, and he made it the easiest choice I've ever had to make
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-25-2008, 05:00 PM
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I would think a "cry-stain" is a stain when you cry thought that was obvious?!
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Well, Krusteaz, we are not "cry-stains". We are Christians.
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And no I am not an emo and even if I were it has NOTHING to do with you!!
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It has everything to do with us. Emos are God-mocking trash, bound for Hell. Our role with this web site is to reach out to people like you, and help you come to Jesus!
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Oh and the name is Krusty not Krunchy!!
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I don't understand. First, you say your name is "Krusty, not Krunchy", and then say that you're being sarcastic. Does that mean your name actually IS Krunchy? Or does it mean you have no idea what sarcasm is?
To be safe, I'm going to call you Krusteaz from now on. Or maybe Krustacean.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-25-2008, 05:26 PM
No the role of this website is to show how small minded and nasty you all are!
And as Ive already said I am not an emo although it does sound fun!
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08-25-2008, 05:31 PM
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No the role of this website is to show how small minded and nasty you all are!
And as Ive already said I am not an emo although it does sound fun!
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All right, dear, you go ahead. Just remember, it's down the street, not across the tracks.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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09-09-2008, 09:36 AM
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Are you a decent heterosexual, or are you so mired in sin and hatred for God that you're a heterosexual who has chosen to rebel against nature?
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I am bisexual. Thats right. I'm attracted to both men and women, and it's good. I can't answer your poll because none of the options make sense. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with god. Therefore I will not answer your ridiculous poll.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
09-09-2008, 10:01 AM
Ok, so you are all meant to be christians? Why can't you just live and let live. As Christians shouldn't you love your fellow neighbough. And that means learning to love them for who they are. Now I am heterosexual so you small minded idiots can't start on me for being a "sinner" but i think you should realise that people who are homosexual/bi are simply doing what they believe is right! Maybe if you people got out of your small little towns and actually met people who aren't heterosexual you'd see that most of them are good, honest, hard-working people. Would you call a jew a sinner because he's of a different religion...ok maybe some of you would. but that's what he believes and who's to tell him that he is right or wrong. At the end of the day religion comes down to faith and there are no right or wrong answers. So get off your high horse and stop slatting others.
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09-09-2008, 10:14 AM
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Ok, so you are all meant to be christians? Why can't you just live and let live. As Christians shouldn't you love your fellow neighbough. And that means learning to love them for who they are. Now I am heterosexual so you small minded idiots can't start on me for being a "sinner" but i think you should realise that people who are homosexual/bi are simply doing what they believe is right! Maybe if you people got out of your small little towns and actually met people who aren't heterosexual you'd see that most of them are good, honest, hard-working people. Would you call a jew a sinner because he's of a different religion...ok maybe some of you would. but that's what he believes and who's to tell him that he is right or wrong. At the end of the day religion comes down to faith and there are no right or wrong answers. So get off your high horse and stop slatting others.
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At last, someone has said it.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
09-09-2008, 10:20 AM
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Ok, so you are all meant to be christians? Why can't you just live and let live. As Christians shouldn't you love your fellow neighbough. And that means learning to love them for who they are. Now I am heterosexual so you small minded idiots can't start on me for being a "sinner" but i think you should realise that people who are homosexual/bi are simply doing what they believe is right! Maybe if you people got out of your small little towns and actually met people who aren't heterosexual you'd see that most of them are good, honest, hard-working people. Would you call a jew a sinner because he's of a different religion...ok maybe some of you would. but that's what he believes and who's to tell him that he is right or wrong. At the end of the day religion comes down to faith and there are no right or wrong answers. So get off your high horse and stop slatting others.
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Have you come here to Find Jesus or just to persecute us because of our beliefs?
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
09-09-2008, 10:36 AM
i think you should realise that people who are homosexual/bi are simply doing what they believe is right!
I have never met a queer who was not fully aware that anal intimacy is sinful and unnatural. Most of them are so ashamed of their perversion that they find it difficult to even tell their parents.
Your comment, Miss DD, is ludicrous! Go into any gayborhood and find me a fag (top or bottom--makes no difference) who truly believes that fudge packing is "right". Deep down, they all know that their behavior is abominable. That is why so many ultimately decide to off themselves.
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09-09-2008, 10:37 AM
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Have you come here to Find Jesus or just to persecute us because of our beliefs?
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YOU do the exact same thing. You persecute people for being different to you.
Stop acting all 'holier-that-thou' it doesn't work, you just look like complete wastes of space.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
09-09-2008, 10:40 AM
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YOU do the exact same thing. You persecute people for being different to you.
Stop acting all 'holier-that-thou' it doesn't work, you just look like complete wastes of space.
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I AM Holier that thou.
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Why can't you accept we are right?
Accept Jesus and you can be right too
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
09-09-2008, 10:43 AM
Actually, i did come here to Find Jesus and this is what i found. A bunch of idiots. Think i'd have more luck finding Jesus talking to a brick wall rather than discuss Jesus with you lot.
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