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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
06-26-2010, 07:20 AM
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Yes! Go right ahead! As long as what you use it for brings glory to the Kingdom of God, any Christian may feel free to use anything I say or own in whatever way they see fit.
I am so happy I found this safe haven here on the internet. It truly is a blessing to be able to fellowship with other like-minded believers!
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Thank you, Sister Pamela!
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06-26-2010, 07:49 AM
Many welcomes, Miss Pam.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
06-26-2010, 02:33 PM
Ahoy there.
It saddens me to see one as young as yourself striding out so purposefully down the wrong path, but your youth gives me hope that you can still find the truth before you have wasted too much of your life.
The path you are on at the moment is a not the TRUE path, it is one laid many years ago by the people, yes people not God, who wrote your bible, its foundations are made of lies and deceit. Without foundations of truth and an understanding of the true nature of our God the path cannot lead you to a happy life and the signposts along the way that point Heaven are leading you in the wrong direction. Your path has others that lead of it with signs that point to Hell of burning lakes of fire, these are also misleading as no such place exists.
The people that laid your path also tried to replace the signs pointing to the true path in the hope that people would not discover the truth.
Let me show you the true path, the one laid with foundations of TRUTH, a path that will help you discover the TRUE nature of Our Lord and Creator, blessed be His Noodly Appendages, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
06-26-2010, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Let me show you the true path, the one laid with foundations of TRUTH, a path that will help you discover the TRUE nature of Our Lord and Creator, blessed be His Noodly Appendages, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Anyone who worships this flying spaghetti monster, or any other "god" other than the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob as outlined in the Bible is surely a pagan.
2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
06-26-2010, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Pamela
Anyone who worships this flying spaghetti monster, or any other "god" other than the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob as outlined in the Bible is surely a pagan.
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Anyone who worships any God Other then The Flying Spaghetti Monster is surely wasting a lot of time and effort on a mythical being, and causing themselves a lot of needless worry over the possibility that they have not done it perfectly and are in danger of eternal damnation in that sulphurous lake of fire that the followers of the god of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob seem so fond of.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-02-2010, 04:21 PM
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation
What happened to the "fast bus" ? did it get an accident ?
Or did they forget to take him along ?
Anyone rejecting Christ should be damned asap.
What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-02-2010, 07:34 PM
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Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation
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Not going to happen, I am a Good Pastafarian, I do my best to live my life with good intent, so I will spend the afterlife with The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, enjoying The Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory.
The is NO HELL in the sense that you understand it.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-02-2010, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Anyone who worships any God Other then The Flying Spaghetti Monster is surely wasting a lot of time and effort on a mythical being, and causing themselves a lot of needless worry over the possibility that they have not done it perfectly and are in danger of eternal damnation in that sulphurous lake of fire that the followers of the god of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob seem so fond of.
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According to everything you've put on this site, it doesn't matter whether we worship your god or not as he will judge us on our "works". So why waste the effort?
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07-02-2010, 07:57 PM
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According to everything you've put on this site, it doesn't matter whether we worship your god or not as he will judge us on our "works". So why waste the effort?
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If you know about Him and Reject Him you will have to wait table for a period until you accept your Mistake, during which time you will only get to savour the Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory during your off hours. But if you continue to give people a hard time, say for their sexuality, which is of no concern of yours, your experience of Heaven may not be so nice.
So I am trying to help you enjoy this live, and have a much better afterlife.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-02-2010, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
If you know about Him and Reject Him you will have to wait table for a period until you accept your Mistake, during which time you will only get to savour the Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory during your off hours. But if you continue to give people a hard time, say for their sexuality, which is of no concern of yours, your experience of Heaven may not be so nice.
So I am trying to help you enjoy this live, and have a much better afterlife.
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So I worship Jesus all my life, I get to judgement, meet Jesus and get summoned to heaven. Or I meet your whatever, go oops, my bad, and get in because I've accepted that I screwed up.
You worship the thing, get to judgement and meet your monster you get your perverted fantasy of a heaven or you meet Jesus, go oops, my bad and get eternal torment in hell.
Which horse sounds like the smart one to bet on? Anyway, I've waited tables before, if you liebrals are too much of jerks to me, I just roll my eyes and spit in your food.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-02-2010, 09:13 PM
I used to live in a stripper factory. We called it "Quebec". It's pretty nice, but I wouldn't call it Heaven.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-02-2010, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
So I worship Jesus all my life, I get to judgement, meet Jesus and get summoned to heaven. Or I meet your whatever, go oops, my bad, and get in because I've accepted that I screwed up.
You worship the thing, get to judgement and meet your monster you get your perverted fantasy of a heaven or you meet Jesus, go oops, my bad and get eternal torment in hell.
Which horse sounds like the smart one to bet on? Anyway, I've waited tables before, if you liebrals are too much of jerks to me, I just roll my eyes and spit in your food.
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So you are going to follow that path because you think it is the safest bet, not because you believe.
I take the path I do because I KNOW it to be the TRUE path.
With your church's attitudes to certain sections of society, following it teaches could very well make being able to show you have lead a live of good intent may not be so easy, so you may have to work up to waiting on those who enjoy Heaven in all its glory.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-03-2010, 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Not going to happen, I am a Good Pastafarian, I do my best to live my life with good intent.
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Have you heard the expression "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions", Josephine?
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Originally Posted by Deuteronomy 32:22
For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.
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God has prepared a fire on which He will roast your meatballs. Or He would if you had any.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-03-2010, 03:37 AM
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Have you heard the expression "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions", Josephine?
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Who is this Josephine you are fixated with?
The is no Hell as you understand it, I do keep trying to tell you but you continue to act like the drunken Stripper.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-03-2010, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Who is this Josephine you are fixated with?
The is no Hell as you understand it, I do keep trying to tell you but you continue to act like the drunken Stripper.
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Even a drunken stripper, though she may be immodest, may seek Jesus. Like the woman in Luke 7 who washed Jesus's feet with her tears.
But I see that you'd rather I not refer to your secret shame any more. Very well. I've said my piece on that and I'll try to restrain myself in future. Please do think on my advice though. I'll remember you to Jesus in my prayers.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-03-2010, 01:43 PM
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But I see that you'd rather I not refer to your secret shame any more. Very well. I've said my piece on that and I'll try to restrain myself in future. Please do think on my advice though. I'll remember you to Jesus in my prayers.
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I have no secret shame. It's my world that I want to take a little pride in, My world, and it's not a place I have to hide in. Life's not worth a damn, 'Til you can say, "Hey world, I am what I am." I am what I am, I don't want praise, I don't want pity. I bang my own drum, Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty. And so what, if I love each feather and each spangle, Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle? Your life is a sham 'til you can shout out loud I am what I am!
But I am not anything like the fantasy you have going on in you head, the way your mind seems to work, stuck in a fantasy existence it is no wonder you can not understand who or what The One True God is, Blessed be his Noodly Appendages.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-03-2010, 01:49 PM
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Even a drunken stripper, though she may be immodest, may seek Jesus. Like the woman in Luke 7 who washed Jesus's feet with her tears.
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You can find out about the drunken stripper here
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-03-2010, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
I have no secret shame. It's my world that I want to take a little pride in, My world, and it's not a place I have to hide in. Life's not worth a damn, 'Til you can say, "Hey world, I am what I am." I am what I am, I don't want praise, I don't want pity. I bang my own drum, Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty. And so what, if I love each feather and each spangle, Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle? Your life is a sham 'til you can shout out loud I am what I am!
But I am not anything like the fantasy you have going on in you head, the way your mind seems to work, stuck in a fantasy existence it is no wonder you can not understand who or what The One True God is, Blessed be his Noodly Appendages.
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Unlike most of the unrepentant scum who post here, Jo Freddie, I detect a faint hint of Godliness in you. While you spit in Jesus's eye, yet you don't seem ill-disposed to those of us who love Him.
I will take no pleasure in seeing you burn in Hell.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-03-2010, 11:58 PM
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Unlike most of the unrepentant scum who post here, Jo Freddie, I detect a faint hint of Godliness in you. While you spit in Jesus's eye, yet you don't seem ill-disposed to those of us who love Him.
I will take no pleasure in seeing you burn in Hell.
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I will.
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Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... -
07-04-2010, 09:30 AM
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I detect a faint hint of Godliness in you.
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You are starting to be subconsciously aware of his Noodly Appendages.
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While you spit in Jesus's eye, yet you don't seem ill-disposed to those of us who love Him.
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Because I know that it is not your fault you have not discovered the truth yet, but I hope, that with my help, in time you will come to accept The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.
I feel your shame, but you are not to blame.
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I will take no pleasure in seeing you burn in Hell.
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Don't worry, as I keep pointing out no-one will burn in Hell
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