Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > The introduction forum
Reload this Page My brothers and sisters in Christ...
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#21)
Old
Brother Snapper Grogan's Avatar
Brother Snapper Grogan Brother Snapper Grogan is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Mission to Australia

 
Posts: 600
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Cowering in fear of Australia's Godless Prime Minister
Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 06-26-2010, 07:20 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Pamela Thompson View Post
Yes! Go right ahead! As long as what you use it for brings glory to the Kingdom of God, any Christian may feel free to use anything I say or own in whatever way they see fit.

I am so happy I found this safe haven here on the internet. It truly is a blessing to be able to fellowship with other like-minded believers!
Thank you, Sister Pamela!


What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!
Reply With Quote
(#22)
Old
Levi Jones's Avatar
Levi Jones Levi Jones is offline
Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
 

True Christian™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Ex-liberal True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Gunfest '06 Tithing Manager Saved 1 Year Pastor of GOD One Year/1000 posts Senior Pastor Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth TC Bravery Gunfest '09 Tell her once Persecuted Mission to Las Vegas True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Porn Resistant The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Punched the most queers 2010 Witch Hunt Award Pro-Life Outreach preacher Early riser Teabag Patriot Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Public Awareness Medal Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Hatchet Child Rearing Award Long service medal, 3rd class True Scientist™ True Christian Hotrodder Touched by Jesus Kirk Cameron Fan Club Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Mission to Messico Hands Off Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Probing for Jesus Alternative Facts Landover Mission to The Mexican Realms Saved 5 Years Crown of Life Crown of Rejoicing Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 14,181
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: With my nose stuck in the Bible.
Levi Jones will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Levi Jones will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Levi Jones will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Levi Jones will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Levi Jones will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Levi Jones will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Levi Jones will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Levi Jones will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Levi Jones will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Levi Jones will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Levi Jones will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 06-26-2010, 07:49 AM

Many welcomes, Miss Pam.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



Reply With Quote
(#23)
Old
Jo Freddie's Avatar
Jo Freddie Jo Freddie is offline
Unsaved trash
Hateful God mocking pirate
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Full of it Caution - Poster is Crazy Nutjob Meatball Worshiper How dumb can you get? Pot Head

 
Posts: 6,336
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Land of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 06-26-2010, 02:33 PM

Ahoy there.
It saddens me to see one as young as yourself striding out so purposefully down the wrong path, but your youth gives me hope that you can still find the truth before you have wasted too much of your life.
The path you are on at the moment is a not the TRUE path, it is one laid many years ago by the people, yes people not God, who wrote your bible, its foundations are made of lies and deceit. Without foundations of truth and an understanding of the true nature of our God the path cannot lead you to a happy life and the signposts along the way that point Heaven are leading you in the wrong direction. Your path has others that lead of it with signs that point to Hell of burning lakes of fire, these are also misleading as no such place exists.
The people that laid your path also tried to replace the signs pointing to the true path in the hope that people would not discover the truth.
Let me show you the true path, the one laid with foundations of TRUTH, a path that will help you discover the TRUE nature of Our Lord and Creator, blessed be His Noodly Appendages, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.


Posted via Pasta

True Pastafarian™

May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!

Reply With Quote
(#24)
Old
Sister Pamela Thompson's Avatar
Sister Pamela Thompson Sister Pamela Thompson is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Heaven Bound Christian Love TC Bravery Ready for the Rapture Ex-liberal True Christian Lady Virgin The Lord’s Witness Wound Persecuted

 
Posts: 150
Join Date: Jun 2010
Sister Pamela Thompson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Pamela Thompson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Pamela Thompson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Pamela Thompson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Pamela Thompson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Pamela Thompson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Pamela Thompson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Pamela Thompson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Pamela Thompson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Pamela Thompson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Pamela Thompson has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 06-26-2010, 02:46 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo Freddie View Post
Let me show you the true path, the one laid with foundations of TRUTH, a path that will help you discover the TRUE nature of Our Lord and Creator, blessed be His Noodly Appendages, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Anyone who worships this flying spaghetti monster, or any other "god" other than the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob as outlined in the Bible is surely a pagan.


2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:
Reply With Quote
(#25)
Old
Jo Freddie's Avatar
Jo Freddie Jo Freddie is offline
Unsaved trash
Hateful God mocking pirate
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Full of it Caution - Poster is Crazy Nutjob Meatball Worshiper How dumb can you get? Pot Head

 
Posts: 6,336
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Land of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 06-26-2010, 03:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Pamela View Post
Anyone who worships this flying spaghetti monster, or any other "god" other than the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob as outlined in the Bible is surely a pagan.
Anyone who worships any God Other then The Flying Spaghetti Monster is surely wasting a lot of time and effort on a mythical being, and causing themselves a lot of needless worry over the possibility that they have not done it perfectly and are in danger of eternal damnation in that sulphurous lake of fire that the followers of the god of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob seem so fond of.


Posted via Pasta

True Pastafarian™

May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!

Reply With Quote
(#26)
Old
Aaron Cyril's Avatar
Aaron Cyril Aaron Cyril is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 67
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Lexington area, fighting my way to god
Aaron Cyril is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.Aaron Cyril is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.Aaron Cyril is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-02-2010, 04:21 PM

Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation

What happened to the "fast bus" ? did it get an accident ?
Or did they forget to take him along ?
Anyone rejecting Christ should be damned asap.


What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God
Reply With Quote
(#27)
Old
Jo Freddie's Avatar
Jo Freddie Jo Freddie is offline
Unsaved trash
Hateful God mocking pirate
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Full of it Caution - Poster is Crazy Nutjob Meatball Worshiper How dumb can you get? Pot Head

 
Posts: 6,336
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Land of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-02-2010, 07:34 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation
Not going to happen, I am a Good Pastafarian, I do my best to live my life with good intent, so I will spend the afterlife with The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, enjoying The Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory.
The is NO HELL in the sense that you understand it.


Posted via Pasta

True Pastafarian™

May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!

Reply With Quote
(#28)
Old
BelieverInGod BelieverInGod is offline
Fourm Member
Forum Member

True Christian™ Heaven Bound True Christian Caucasian True Christian Homemaker True Christian Lady Christian Love 1st Year Bible College Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Cleanest Kitchen Best stoning bucket Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Bronze Tither Best Pie One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College Mama Grizzly Persecuted The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Pro-Life Punched the most queers True Republican

 
Posts: 9,266
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: On my way to Paradise
BelieverInGod is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.BelieverInGod is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-02-2010, 07:36 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo Freddie View Post
Anyone who worships any God Other then The Flying Spaghetti Monster is surely wasting a lot of time and effort on a mythical being, and causing themselves a lot of needless worry over the possibility that they have not done it perfectly and are in danger of eternal damnation in that sulphurous lake of fire that the followers of the god of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob seem so fond of.
According to everything you've put on this site, it doesn't matter whether we worship your god or not as he will judge us on our "works". So why waste the effort?


Drama queen
Reply With Quote
(#29)
Old
Jo Freddie's Avatar
Jo Freddie Jo Freddie is offline
Unsaved trash
Hateful God mocking pirate
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Full of it Caution - Poster is Crazy Nutjob Meatball Worshiper How dumb can you get? Pot Head

 
Posts: 6,336
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Land of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-02-2010, 07:57 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BelieverInGod View Post
According to everything you've put on this site, it doesn't matter whether we worship your god or not as he will judge us on our "works". So why waste the effort?
If you know about Him and Reject Him you will have to wait table for a period until you accept your Mistake, during which time you will only get to savour the Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory during your off hours. But if you continue to give people a hard time, say for their sexuality, which is of no concern of yours, your experience of Heaven may not be so nice.

So I am trying to help you enjoy this live, and have a much better afterlife.


Posted via Pasta

True Pastafarian™

May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!

Reply With Quote
(#30)
Old
BelieverInGod BelieverInGod is offline
Fourm Member
Forum Member

True Christian™ Heaven Bound True Christian Caucasian True Christian Homemaker True Christian Lady Christian Love 1st Year Bible College Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Cleanest Kitchen Best stoning bucket Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Bronze Tither Best Pie One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College Mama Grizzly Persecuted The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Pro-Life Punched the most queers True Republican

 
Posts: 9,266
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: On my way to Paradise
BelieverInGod is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.BelieverInGod is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-02-2010, 08:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo Freddie View Post
If you know about Him and Reject Him you will have to wait table for a period until you accept your Mistake, during which time you will only get to savour the Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory during your off hours. But if you continue to give people a hard time, say for their sexuality, which is of no concern of yours, your experience of Heaven may not be so nice.

So I am trying to help you enjoy this live, and have a much better afterlife.
So I worship Jesus all my life, I get to judgement, meet Jesus and get summoned to heaven. Or I meet your whatever, go oops, my bad, and get in because I've accepted that I screwed up.

You worship the thing, get to judgement and meet your monster you get your perverted fantasy of a heaven or you meet Jesus, go oops, my bad and get eternal torment in hell.

Which horse sounds like the smart one to bet on? Anyway, I've waited tables before, if you liebrals are too much of jerks to me, I just roll my eyes and spit in your food.


Drama queen
Reply With Quote
(#31)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-02-2010, 09:13 PM

I used to live in a stripper factory. We called it "Quebec". It's pretty nice, but I wouldn't call it Heaven.


Reply With Quote
(#32)
Old
Jo Freddie's Avatar
Jo Freddie Jo Freddie is offline
Unsaved trash
Hateful God mocking pirate
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Full of it Caution - Poster is Crazy Nutjob Meatball Worshiper How dumb can you get? Pot Head

 
Posts: 6,336
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Land of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-02-2010, 09:34 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BelieverInGod View Post
So I worship Jesus all my life, I get to judgement, meet Jesus and get summoned to heaven. Or I meet your whatever, go oops, my bad, and get in because I've accepted that I screwed up.

You worship the thing, get to judgement and meet your monster you get your perverted fantasy of a heaven or you meet Jesus, go oops, my bad and get eternal torment in hell.

Which horse sounds like the smart one to bet on? Anyway, I've waited tables before, if you liebrals are too much of jerks to me, I just roll my eyes and spit in your food.
So you are going to follow that path because you think it is the safest bet, not because you believe.
I take the path I do because I KNOW it to be the TRUE path.
With your church's attitudes to certain sections of society, following it teaches could very well make being able to show you have lead a live of good intent may not be so easy, so you may have to work up to waiting on those who enjoy Heaven in all its glory.


Posted via Pasta

True Pastafarian™

May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!

Reply With Quote
(#33)
Old
Brother Snapper Grogan's Avatar
Brother Snapper Grogan Brother Snapper Grogan is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Mission to Australia

 
Posts: 600
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Cowering in fear of Australia's Godless Prime Minister
Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-03-2010, 03:27 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo Freddie View Post
Not going to happen, I am a Good Pastafarian, I do my best to live my life with good intent.
Have you heard the expression "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions", Josephine?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuteronomy 32:22
For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.
God has prepared a fire on which He will roast your meatballs. Or He would if you had any.


What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!
Reply With Quote
(#34)
Old
Jo Freddie's Avatar
Jo Freddie Jo Freddie is offline
Unsaved trash
Hateful God mocking pirate
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Full of it Caution - Poster is Crazy Nutjob Meatball Worshiper How dumb can you get? Pot Head

 
Posts: 6,336
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Land of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-03-2010, 03:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BFDeref View Post
Have you heard the expression "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions", Josephine?
Who is this Josephine you are fixated with?
The is no Hell as you understand it, I do keep trying to tell you but you continue to act like the drunken Stripper.


Posted via Pasta

True Pastafarian™

May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!

Reply With Quote
(#35)
Old
Brother Snapper Grogan's Avatar
Brother Snapper Grogan Brother Snapper Grogan is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Mission to Australia

 
Posts: 600
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Cowering in fear of Australia's Godless Prime Minister
Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-03-2010, 05:07 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo Freddie View Post
Who is this Josephine you are fixated with?
The is no Hell as you understand it, I do keep trying to tell you but you continue to act like the drunken Stripper.
Even a drunken stripper, though she may be immodest, may seek Jesus. Like the woman in Luke 7 who washed Jesus's feet with her tears.

But I see that you'd rather I not refer to your secret shame any more. Very well. I've said my piece on that and I'll try to restrain myself in future. Please do think on my advice though. I'll remember you to Jesus in my prayers.


What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!
Reply With Quote
(#36)
Old
Jo Freddie's Avatar
Jo Freddie Jo Freddie is offline
Unsaved trash
Hateful God mocking pirate
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Full of it Caution - Poster is Crazy Nutjob Meatball Worshiper How dumb can you get? Pot Head

 
Posts: 6,336
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Land of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-03-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BFDeref View Post
But I see that you'd rather I not refer to your secret shame any more. Very well. I've said my piece on that and I'll try to restrain myself in future. Please do think on my advice though. I'll remember you to Jesus in my prayers.
I have no secret shame. It's my world that I want to take a little pride in, My world, and it's not a place I have to hide in. Life's not worth a damn, 'Til you can say, "Hey world, I am what I am." I am what I am, I don't want praise, I don't want pity. I bang my own drum, Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty. And so what, if I love each feather and each spangle, Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle? Your life is a sham 'til you can shout out loud I am what I am!

But I am not anything like the fantasy you have going on in you head, the way your mind seems to work, stuck in a fantasy existence it is no wonder you can not understand who or what The One True God is, Blessed be his Noodly Appendages.


Posted via Pasta

True Pastafarian™

May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!

Reply With Quote
(#37)
Old
Jo Freddie's Avatar
Jo Freddie Jo Freddie is offline
Unsaved trash
Hateful God mocking pirate
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Full of it Caution - Poster is Crazy Nutjob Meatball Worshiper How dumb can you get? Pot Head

 
Posts: 6,336
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Land of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-03-2010, 01:49 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BFDeref View Post
Even a drunken stripper, though she may be immodest, may seek Jesus. Like the woman in Luke 7 who washed Jesus's feet with her tears.
You can find out about the drunken stripper here


Posted via Pasta

True Pastafarian™

May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!

Reply With Quote
(#38)
Old
Brother Snapper Grogan's Avatar
Brother Snapper Grogan Brother Snapper Grogan is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Mission to Australia

 
Posts: 600
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Cowering in fear of Australia's Godless Prime Minister
Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-03-2010, 11:37 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo Freddie View Post
I have no secret shame. It's my world that I want to take a little pride in, My world, and it's not a place I have to hide in. Life's not worth a damn, 'Til you can say, "Hey world, I am what I am." I am what I am, I don't want praise, I don't want pity. I bang my own drum, Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty. And so what, if I love each feather and each spangle, Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle? Your life is a sham 'til you can shout out loud I am what I am!

But I am not anything like the fantasy you have going on in you head, the way your mind seems to work, stuck in a fantasy existence it is no wonder you can not understand who or what The One True God is, Blessed be his Noodly Appendages.
Unlike most of the unrepentant scum who post here, Jo Freddie, I detect a faint hint of Godliness in you. While you spit in Jesus's eye, yet you don't seem ill-disposed to those of us who love Him.

I will take no pleasure in seeing you burn in Hell.


What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!
Reply With Quote
(#39)
Old
Billy Bob Jenkins's Avatar
Billy Bob Jenkins Billy Bob Jenkins is offline
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Ex-Masturbator Parking Lot Tither True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Home Schooled True Christian Hotrodder Teabag Patriot The Hatchet Child Rearing Award One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Ex-treehugger Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Mission to Korea Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-03-2010, 11:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BFDeref View Post
Unlike most of the unrepentant scum who post here, Jo Freddie, I detect a faint hint of Godliness in you. While you spit in Jesus's eye, yet you don't seem ill-disposed to those of us who love Him.

I will take no pleasure in seeing you burn in Hell.
I will.


The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
Reply With Quote
(#40)
Old
Jo Freddie's Avatar
Jo Freddie Jo Freddie is offline
Unsaved trash
Hateful God mocking pirate
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Full of it Caution - Poster is Crazy Nutjob Meatball Worshiper How dumb can you get? Pot Head

 
Posts: 6,336
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Land of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ... - 07-04-2010, 09:30 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BFDeref View Post
I detect a faint hint of Godliness in you.
You are starting to be subconsciously aware of his Noodly Appendages.
Quote:
While you spit in Jesus's eye, yet you don't seem ill-disposed to those of us who love Him.
Because I know that it is not your fault you have not discovered the truth yet, but I hope, that with my help, in time you will come to accept The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.
I feel your shame, but you are not to blame.
Quote:
I will take no pleasure in seeing you burn in Hell.
Don't worry, as I keep pointing out no-one will burn in Hell


Posted via Pasta

True Pastafarian™

May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!

Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved