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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-27-2012, 03:46 PM

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. It's like you say something like "I curse you and you will have someone talk behind your back who you thought was your friend and you will get sick and suffer bad sleep."
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Magick is not only real, it's the only thing that is!Wicca magick is just one form of the mysterious and infinite Creative Power of the Universe.Life is full of real magick. But we've been trained not to notice it, even when it's right in front of our noses.Wicca magick is a tool we use to act on the subtle - or energy, or quantum - level of reality. Science has known since early in the last century that the material world is made up not of matter, but of energy. And while matter is fairly stable, energy is very fluid. This non-causal relationship between the worlds is the basis for magick, psychic, and paranormal phenomena. These phenomena are not "supernatural" but of a deeper nature than the one our physical senses register. Magick in Wicca spirituality is very different. It is the process of tapping into the natural Creative Power of the Universe and channeling it to fulfill a chosen intention.
Absolute rubbish from start to finish. You only have proven that you don''t understand what words mean and also that you are pretending to type like some Croatian retard to create a persona on the internet because once we get you riled you can suddenly form so much better sentences and spell properly.

So all you can come up with is "Me no understand therefore magic?" Pathetic!

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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-27-2012, 06:03 PM

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Absolute rubbish from start to finish. You only have proven that you don''t understand what words mean and also that you are pretending to type like some Croatian retard to create a persona on the internet because once we get you riled you can suddenly form so much better sentences and spell properly.
wel i don´t understnad it complytly BECOZE I STILL LEARNING
You ca´t coll evrything rubbish
i am not retard
i just expresses my opinion
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to create a persona on the internet because once we get you riled you can suddenly form so much better sentences and spell properly.
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wel i don´t understnad it complytly BECOZE I STILL LEARNING
You ca´t coll evrything rubbish
i am not retard
i just expresses my opinion


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Compare and contrast the post I quoted earlier with that contrived rubbish. The syntax doesn't even match.

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These phenomena are not "supernatural" but of a deeper nature than the one our physical senses register. Magick in Wicca spirituality is very different. It is the process of tapping into the natural Creative Power of the Universe and channeling it to fulfill a chosen intention.
Pretending to be stupid and foreign just so people aren't surprised when you come out with obvious rubbish about superstitious pagan idiot beliefs isn't going to cut it here, obvious troll.

So do you really believe all that wiccan rubbish or did you just fancy winding up the Christians about their beliefs that witches should be killed by God's law as it says in the Bible?

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We conceive of the Creative Power in the universe as manifesting through polarity – as masculine and feminine – and that this same Creative Power lies in all people and functions through the interaction of the masculine and the feminine. We value neither above the other knowing each to be supportive of the other. We value sex as pleasure as the symbol and embodiment of life, and as one of the sources of energy used in magical practice and religious worship.
Filthy perverted nonsense! Sex is for making babies. Women are subject to men. It's all there in God's word and nothing you can babble on in your fake pidgin English is going to change that so I'm not even sure why you are bothering.



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Compare and contrast the post I quoted earlier with that contrived rubbish. The syntax doesn't even matc
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These phenomena are not "supernatural" but of a deeper nature than the one our physical senses register. Magick in Wicca spirituality is very different. It is the process of tapping into the natural Creative Power of the Universe and channeling it to fulfill a chosen intention.

That is becoze there are many different types of Magick





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Pretending to be stupid and foreign just so people aren't surprised when you come out with obvious rubbish about superstitious pagan idiot beliefs isn't going to cut it here, obvious troll.
I know

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So do you really believe all that wiccan rubbish or did you just fancy winding up the Christians about their beliefs that witches should be killed by God's law as it says in the Bible?
Yes,I really believe all of that Wiccan belif

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Filthy perverted nonsense! Sex is for making babies. Women are subject to men. It's all there in God's word and nothing you can babble on in your fake pidgin English is going to change that so I'm not even sure why you are bothering.
No,women aren´t supozed subject to men
Even in your bible writes that mean and women are created equal

Evrthing in nature is divaded on mean and female side
even i don´t know whay i here
maybe to see what baptist bolive in(as ther is any here)
and are you that stupid
do you rely bolive that erth is not round?
and that great fod actuly happen?(i bolive it happend but not it the way you think)
or that world is 6000 years old?
and things like that
whit oll of sientifick porfs that is not truth
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I can't understand a damned thing this retard wizard says. Demon possession is hell on spelling.

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I can't understand a damned thing this retard wizard says. Demon possession is hell on spelling.

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then dotn´t understand if you don´t want to
i supersticius
do some resherch on spiritizam and arapsychology
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I can't understand a damned thing this retard wizard says. Demon possession is hell on spelling.

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Funny how he could type intelligibly a few posts ago..



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Funny how he could type intelligibly a few posts ago..
The devil water caught up with him.

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The devil water caught up with him.

Worst troll ever.

OooooH I troll you about your beliefs by getting you to fearlessly re-state your beliefs over and over while coming up with nothing remotely worth reading in response...

Great job! I hate having a chance to re-state my beliefs that God made the earth in 6 days and made Eve out of Adam's rib etc.



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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-27-2012, 07:15 PM

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No,women aren´t supozed subject to men
Even in your bible writes that mean and women are created equal
1 Timothy 2:9-15
9In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; 10But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. 11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


Nonsense!

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3The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; 4That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, 5To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.




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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-27-2012, 08:57 PM

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Just be a decent ass person and respect other peoples' beliefs.

Trying to convert people is just so wrong.
Yes, I agree. Joining a Christian church's discussion forum and trying to convert Christians to atheism by insulting their beliefs is wrong.

I'm glad we can agree on this.

Now, since you've joined a Christian church's discussion forum, and you believe that decent people respect others' beliefs and don't try to convert people, I can only assume you want to learn about my friend and all-powerful Master, Jesus.

What would you like to learn about Him?


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Yes, I agree. Joining a Christian church's discussion forum and trying to convert Christians to atheism by insulting their beliefs is wrong.

I'm glad we can agree on this.

Now, since you've joined a Christian church's discussion forum, and you believe that decent people respect others' beliefs and don't try to convert people, I can only assume you want to learn about my friend and all-powerful Master, Jesus.

What would you like to learn about Him?
I would like to learn what baptists belive in
and maybe what jesus seid abaut witchcraft
becoze i don´t know if your jesus especially seid
that witche ned to be burnned

This dozn´t mean i wil convert to baptizam

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In begining of bible it waz that god created man and women equal
Jesus seid that that he equalized mean and women(as i remember)

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or evtoplazam
i ment to wriht ectoplazam
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-27-2012, 10:41 PM

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In begining of bible it waz that god created man and women equal
Jesus seid that that he equalized mean and women(as i remember)
Please show us where God "created man and woman equal" and where Jesus said that "He equalized men and women".

I'll give you a hint: NEITHER of these is found in the Bible.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-27-2012, 10:55 PM

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Please show us where God "created man and woman equal" and where Jesus said that "He equalized men and women".

I'll give you a hint: NEITHER of these is found in the Bible.
You mean this:
God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created he him; male and female He created them.

and somwhere in gospel,i couldn´t find it
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You mean this:
God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created he him; male and female He created them.

and somwhere in gospel,i couldn´t find it
That doesn't say He created them equal. It just says He created humans.


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That doesn't say He created them equal. It just says He created humans.
Yes it does
By your Bible He created them in same time,opozed ot other story of cretion
wher he creatd womwn from mens rib


and anather srory in gospel ic cant find it(egen)
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By your Bible He created them in same time
The Bible says no such thing. Sure, God created men and women. Day 6.

Here is the reference

A lot happened on Day 6. In chapter 2 God gives us a more detailed account of Day 6 WITH A TIMELINE.


HERE IS THE TIMELINE
FIRSTLY
. . .7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man
. . .became a living soul.

SECONDLY
. . .8 And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.

THIRDLY
. . .15 And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.

FOURTHLY
. . .16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
. . .17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou
. . .shalt surely die.

FIFTHLY
. . .18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

SIXTHLY
. . .19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto
. . .Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

SEVENTHLY
. . .20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was
. . .not found an help meet for him.

EIGHTHLY
. . .21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up
. . .the flesh instead thereof;

NINTHLY
. . .22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
. . .KJV

Now whether or not you think of comapnion animals as "equal" the subsequent behaviour of this woman revoked any such status and by our own actions we are blasted into servitude, pain and unrequited desire.

That is what The Bible teaches and we know The Bible is true: God does not lie. Before making inane comments about subjects which are very well documented, it is usually beneficial to actually read the source material you are critiquing. I've always found that helpful myself. HERE is the whole account. It is internally consistent and supported by both history & archæology. That is called very strong evidence and leaves us in no doubt as to WHAT happened, WHEN it happened and IN WHAT ORDER the miracle of creation unfolded even here in the world He made for us.

using the plants He had already created Genesis2:5
the animals were created so that Adam would have a companion. Adam did not have a mother.
The animals made by God as companions for Adam were not suitable. It is a wonderful demonstration of Love that God did
--not insist but made a different sort of companion animal for Adam.
This companion animal turned out to be acceptable to Adam and they lived together in innocence Genesis 2:23-25
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Yes it does
By your Bible He created them in same time,opozed ot other story of cretion
wher he creatd womwn from mens rib


and anather srory in gospel ic cant find it(egen)
Created at the same time does not mean "created equal", idiot.

And you can't find the other story in the Gospel because it's not there.


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