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Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 02:55 AM
Now that the missus has gone to Jesus, it has fallen upon my shoulders to teach the boys until I find a replacement mother for them. I've tried turning the task over to some of the house staff, but they keep confusing it with another type of job entirely.
But I digress. This evening I want to cover geography, so I found a globe in the unused library over in the south wing. I'm thinking the globe must be pretty old though, because I simply cannot find Dutch on it. I seem to remember Dutch being part of the Netherregions, so it is probably a state in Sweden, but I just can't seem to find it.
Does anyone know when the state of Dutch was created and where exactly in Sweden it is?
Thanks in advance!
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 04:06 AM
In the Etheldreda homeschool, we don't use globes, but instead the maps found in the back of our Bibles. The children can trace Paul's travels, King David's conquests, and of course the adventures of Moses and the Jews in the desert, but I must admit, we've never had a reason to look for your Dutchland. So I don't know, but I didn't want to read and not post.
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 04:25 AM
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In the Etheldreda homeschool, we don't use globes, but instead the maps found in the back of our Bibles. The children can trace Paul's travels, King David's conquests, and of course the adventures of Moses and the Jews in the desert, but I must admit, we've never had a reason to look for your Dutchland. So I don't know, but I didn't want to read and not post.
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Well I must admit that family genealogy has a bit to do with my interest. One of my ancestors came over from Dutchland in the mid 1940's after some missionary work in the Mexican state of Brazil. I think they spelled it different then, though. Something like Deutschland.
Old Heinrich was apparantly both a police officer in their state police as well as some sort of war hero. Daddy always said I look a lot like Grandpaw Muller.
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 04:27 AM
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Does anyone know when the state of Dutch was created and where exactly in Sweden it is?
Thanks in advance!
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It is said to be near to the ocean. They have dykes to keep the sea out of the land. It is the only known use ever found for homosexuals.
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 04:28 AM
Brother,
Is the map something like this one?
You can locate Sweden between the 'R' and 'T' of the words 'NORTH POLE' and Holland (that's Dutch in Swedish, I know the language somewhat but hate to boast about it) is in my expert opinion (I have an exceptionally good eidetic memory but I hate to boast about as well) on the horizontal part of the 'T' one third of the length from the left.
That's all your boys need to know about such a vile country. Anyway, it will soon be dissolved and its homermajority will struggle to survive in the bottomless pit. Of course, they will survive for eternity but probably wish they wouldn't!
Revelation 9:2
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
On a more serious note, it's the jolly holiday season and time for a family trip... I really do not wish to visit Sweden as I think the scenery around the ice rim looks much more inviting. I found a brochure (pic attached). You and your boys could come along and I could show your boys some of my moves?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 04:29 AM
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They have dykes to keep the sea out of the land. It is the only known use ever found for homosexuals.
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Really? Do they stack them up like whatever that name for a bundle of wood is? I would imagine that dykes are naturally sticky, but do they cement them together? Fascinating stuff!
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 06:09 AM
I'm utter rubbish with geography (my husband calls that a good thing), but if you need help, let me know. I help teach the Christian pre-school and I am pregnant with my first child (I'm praying for a son) and am gathering more knowledge on a solid True Christian Biblical knowledge.
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 07:08 AM
Thank you, Mrs. Johnson. I decided to postpone geography until I find the information I need. This evening I focused instead on world history, explaining how World War II was an altercation between the Japanese and Europe who wanted island vacation space. Then Germany was reluctantly persuaded to assist Poland, France, and the Netherregions in order to prevent the aggressive Soviet expansion. Eventually things got out of hand and because America was the only nation on Earth with the might and morality to do it, Europe begged us to intervene and make the world behave. And we have been tasked with the job ever since.
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 08:01 AM
Pastor Bathfire's comprehensive map of the known world has demystified geography and politics for many young children, including mine. All that a True Christian™ child will ever need to know on the subject!
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Des
This evening I want to cover geography, so I found a globe in the unused library over in the south wing. I'm thinking the globe must be pretty old though, because I simply cannot find Dutch on it. I seem to remember Dutch being part of the Netherregions, so it is probably a state in Sweden, but I just can't seem to find it.
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Dutch is a language and and the Dutch are a people who live in the Netherlands.
You mention you found a globe so finding the Netherlands and the Dutch should be easy. To locate the Dutch/Netherlands you need your globe, a marble and a firm believe the Earth is flat. The Netherlands are a low spot in the earth and even lie beneath sea level. Take your marble and let it roll along the surface of the globe. It will find the lowest spot and stay there, that is where the Netherlands are.
Kind regards, Roland
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 11:04 PM
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You mention you found a globe so finding the Netherlands and the Dutch should be easy. To locate the Dutch/Netherlands you need your globe, a marble and a firm believe the Earth is flat. The Netherlands are a low spot in the earth and even lie beneath sea level. Take your marble and let it roll along the surface of the globe. It will find the lowest spot and stay there, that is where the Netherlands are.
Kind regards, Roland
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Thank you Roland. That makes sense. We know that no nation could ever sink lower than Dutchland, so using a marble makes perfect sense.
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-17-2014, 11:22 PM
Thank you, Roland. We have a globe that looks something like this
except that ours is more detailed, with bumps and dips for mountains and valleys. I will get my boys to use it to find the Dutchlands tomorrow!
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-18-2014, 01:03 AM
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Thank you, Mrs. Johnson. I decided to postpone geography until I find the information I need. This evening I focused instead on world history, explaining how World War II was an altercation between the Japanese and Europe who wanted island vacation space. Then Germany was reluctantly persuaded to assist Poland, France, and the Netherregions in order to prevent the aggressive Soviet expansion. Eventually things got out of hand and because America was the only nation on Earth with the might and morality to do it, Europe begged us to intervene and make the world behave. And we have been tasked with the job ever since.
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How wonderful. If you ever need assistance, let me know. My husband Pastor Mark Johnson has offered to take the boys at a small fee (if you are interested, Private Message me) and he can raise them with me doing all the maternal, women things. If I wasn't married and had a chaperone, I'd offer to watch and teach them myself in person at your convenience, but given the circumstances, that would not do.
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-18-2014, 02:32 AM
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Dutch is a language and and the Dutch are a people who live in the Netherlands.
You mention you found a globe so finding the Netherlands and the Dutch should be easy. To locate the Dutch/Netherlands you need your globe, a marble and a firm believe the Earth is flat. The Netherlands are a low spot in the earth and even lie beneath sea level. Take your marble and let it roll along the surface of the globe. It will find the lowest spot and stay there, that is where the Netherlands are.
Kind regards, Roland
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I am well aware of the Netherregions being in a low spot. But I am not for a minute buying the ridiculous claim that the Dutch do not live in Dutchland. Or are you also going to deny that Americans and Mexicans are both languages and people? Americans speak American and live in America. Mexicans speak Mexican and live in Mexico-except for the ones Obama invited to live here illegally and get Welfare checks and free education and healthcare and take everything they can away from decent hard working Americans.
Oh, and Dutch speak Dutch and live in Dutchland, which is somewhere in Sweden and a part of the Netherregions.
Good grief, didn't you pay any attention to your momma at all during home school?
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-18-2014, 02:43 AM
Maybe his mother was such a slut that she didn't put her energy into teaching him.
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-18-2014, 05:08 PM
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I am well aware of the Netherregions being in a low spot. But I am not for a minute buying the ridiculous claim that the Dutch do not live in Dutchland.
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It might be a bit confusing.
An old name for the Netherlands is Dietsland, the inhabitant Dietsers and the language was called Diets. The name of the country was changed to the Netherlands (Perhaps due to the French, Pays Bas?) Dutch is a term used by English speaking (or American as most here prefer to call English) people to refer to the language and people of the Netherlands. In the Netherlands people tend to call you a radical militant nationalist if you use the old name: Diets.
Hope this helps.
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-18-2014, 05:14 PM
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We know that no nation could ever sink lower than Dutchland, so using a marble makes perfect sense.
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If you mean the Netherlands/Dietsland: This and then some. Since October 2010 we have a supposedly gay prime minister. Since then he came in office he has managed to sodomize 99% of the people in the Netherlands, though not in a literal way.
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-18-2014, 05:45 PM
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It might be a bit confusing.
An old name for the Netherlands is Dietsland, the inhabitant Dietsers and the language was called Diets. The name of the country was changed to the Netherlands (Perhaps due to the French, Pays Bas?) Dutch is a term used by English speaking (or American as most here prefer to call English) people to refer to the language and people of the Netherlands. In the Netherlands people tend to call you a radical militant nationalist if you use the old name: Diets.
Hope this helps.
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I must say that this IS confusing... Are they all on a special food regime or something? What can they eat if they are so radical? They are vegetarians? That would not be a good thing if they wish to follow Jesus.
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Whatsoever is sold in the shambles, that eat, asking no question for conscience sake:
Or trying to lose weight constantly?
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For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.
I am not sure if it really is going to help the sons of Brother Des to learn about a nation that is called the Dieters with a 99% gay majority. I think they should concentrate on Bible study, instead.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-18-2014, 08:06 PM
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Eventually things got out of hand and because America was the only nation on Earth with the might and morality to do it, Europe begged us to intervene and make the world behave. And we have been tasked with the job ever since.
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I appreciate the effort and the offer the soldiers had to pay.
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Re: Home Schooling Help Needed -
12-19-2014, 08:35 PM
As an addendum the video from this year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um9TOqDwM4Q
Kind regards, Roland
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Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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