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Default Re: a Time of Giving - 12-21-2014, 03:48 AM

ROTFL. I'm afraid if someone gave me a gun it would be the perverbial "you'll shoot your eye out".
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Default Re: a Time of Giving - 12-21-2014, 03:52 AM

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ROTFL. I'm afraid if someone gave me a gun it would be the perverbial "you'll shoot your eye out".
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Default Re: a Time of Giving - 12-21-2014, 03:54 AM

I don't think so. You guys would probably send me a letterbomb or something.
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Default Re: a Time of Giving - 12-21-2014, 04:00 AM

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I can get them to you by sundown on Saturday. Will that work?
Have you received the guns yet? I sent them with my Negro driver since they can't be sent (stupid liberals) in the mail. If he didn't deliver them on time, I'm taking out the whip...


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Default Re: a Time of Giving - 12-21-2014, 04:11 AM

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Have you received the guns yet? I sent them with my Negro driver since they can't be sent (stupid liberals) in the mail. If he didn't deliver them on time, I'm taking out the whip...
Oh mercy me, so that is who my security team intercepted, cavity searched, interrogated, and delivered to the Des Moines Police Department on suspicion of gun smuggling and terrorist activities. I'll call them in the morning and straighten things out.

Oh, its the weekend, isn't it? I doubt anyone will be in the office tomorrow. I'll have my assistant give me a reminder come Monday morning.


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Default Re: a Time of Giving - 12-21-2014, 03:53 PM

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Oh mercy me, so that is who my security team intercepted, cavity searched, interrogated, and delivered to the Des Moines Police Department on suspicion of gun smuggling and terrorist activities. I'll call them in the morning and straighten things out.

Oh, its the weekend, isn't it? I doubt anyone will be in the office tomorrow. I'll have my assistant give me a reminder come Monday morning.
Brother Des, I am so sorry to have put your security team, and thus your time and money, into this mistake. Send me the bill and I'll cover it. Also, shame on him for not being more clear and getting word to your team, and good for them for preventing a potential criminal (even though he's not.)


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