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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 10-28-2010, 07:10 PM

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Hi Jim, great post by the way!

I'm slightly confused about something and was hoping you could clear it up for me. You have talked about Flat Earth/Round Earth conspiracies and its been incredible stuff, very educational. However in your 'Signature' there is a picture of you 'Taking Jesus to the World' and your using a round/globe to depict the planet. Is there a specific reason for this?

What, have you never seen a plate, or a pancake?


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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 10-30-2010, 07:42 AM

What are you trying to prove? And who to? I asked you once why you used bible references to change atheists, and you gave me some bullshit about how I was somehow lying by repeating what you said. Yet if you baptists don't even know your own bible enough to remember that verse when the lying atheist scientists try to explain the real world to you, than what are you good for? If you need little reminders as to what you believe and why, then you must not really believe it. You're always bragging about how you have the bible memorized, now prove it. Prove to me that this actually matters to you.


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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 10-30-2010, 07:48 AM

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Since there are 22 postings in this thread, it might be helpful if you made clear who you are talking to. That is if you can still remember that.


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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 10-30-2010, 08:58 PM

just curious.

If I were to have sex with my wife and look at a picture of a cat, would my baby end up looking like a cat?
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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 10-30-2010, 09:42 PM

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just curious. If I were to have sex with my wife and look at a picture of a cat, would my baby end up looking like a cat?
Only if both you and your wife did that and only if you did it all the time.


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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 10-30-2010, 09:59 PM

you have got to be trolling me. There is no way that someone would really think that by both me and my wife looking at a picture of a cat while having sex, we would have a cat baby.
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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 10-30-2010, 10:03 PM

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There is no way that someone would really think that by both me and my wife looking at a picture of a cat while having sex, we would have a cat baby.
How this works is in the Holy Bible. And since the Holy Bible is perfect it must be true.

Genesis 30:37-39 "And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted."


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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 10-31-2010, 03:43 AM

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you have got to be trolling me. There is no way that someone would really think that by both me and my wife looking at a picture of a cat while having sex, we would have a cat baby.
Although I doubt she would give birth to a litter of kittens, it could be something like this.



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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 11-01-2010, 05:30 AM

So what would happen if two people procreated in the dark, when neither of them would be able to see anything?
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So what would happen if two people procreated in the dark, when neither of them would be able to see anything?
That's how Negros are made.


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Praise Jesus for your True Christian™ research Brother COM!

To add, we know with certainty that "DNA" is yet another invention of the God-haters in lab coats. It's an ACID!

"Deoxyribonucleic" acid (a word conjured up by atheists to sound "important") is an acid in the very same sense as muriatic, sulphuric and hydrochloric acids. Unlike the imaginary DNA, we can observe firsthand the toxicity of the latter three to life in any form. They are useful gifts from God for many applications to better our lives, but would kill us if ingested in sufficient quantity.

How then can we be made up entirely of poisonous "DNA acid"? We cannot!

Therfore DNA is a hoax and a fraud, perpetuated on the gullible and ignorant that trust secular science over God's Word!

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Well said brother. It is probably invented by some drug addicts while they were on an ACID trip.


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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 12-27-2010, 12:09 PM

so you are telling us that you put pictures of naked true Christians while you and your wife had sex ?? that's just creepy you know or is your child ugly like you, because you wife forgot to look at the naked people on the wall ??
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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 12-28-2010, 01:36 AM

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the your child is gonna be creepy, seriously -.-
it would look like a ghost, and wouldn't be able to make any friends -.-
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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 12-28-2010, 08:14 AM

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the your child is gonna be creepy, seriously -.-
it would look like a ghost, and wouldn't be able to make any friends -.-
You obviously didn't read the scripture I provided. By looking at trees while conceiving, Jacob's flock didn't get little trees as children. That would be silly now wouldn't it? They got ringstraked, speckled, and spotted. So Lycia The Repentant's children will be white, just like Jesus!

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You obviously didn't read the scripture I provided. By looking at trees while conceiving, Jacob's flock didn't get little trees as children. That would be silly now wouldn't it? They got ringstraked, speckled, and spotted. So Lycia The Repentant's children will be white, just like Jesus!

Revelation 1:14 "His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire"
if a child got that white, it would still look like a ghost -.-
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the your child is gonna be creepy, seriously -.-
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You've watched Casper one too many times.


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Default Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 12-30-2010, 12:54 AM

Im sorry to say it, god forgive me, but I actually find it quite disturbing that u contradict yourself guys!

as one of u said "There is no evidence of genes anyways"

you also refer to a youtube video for creation science, which explains that there is no such thing as evolution. But how come that the creationists in the video agree that genes excist? and that they use the diffence in genes between humans and apes as an argument against evolution - when you guys say genes dont excist!

Also, I have a question to the one who created this thread. What will u get if a blind eskimo and a a dwarf chinese have sex during sunrise when everything is red colored?

Pls dont hate on me! This is a serious question - and i do believe in GOD!
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