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Default Re: Hello. - 12-24-2010, 06:59 AM

You kept saying you were leaving and didn't. The pastors helped you leave and you went around your ban. Yes Jesus is calling you hear for a reason.

I don't remember anyone here saying that atheism wasn't a religion. Oh and you can't use the scientific theory on beliefs. But hey, we're the dumb ones right?

Perhaps you should actually learn what you're talking about before you start typing, it would make you look somewhat intelligent.

Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.


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Default Re: Hello. - 12-24-2010, 10:24 AM

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So are you saying that you name now looks like this:
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But in the older quotes it looked like this:
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Implying that one of the Admin has changed it, what sort of low down pondlife would do that, next thing you know they will be change peoples avatars to sheep... Oh wait a minute they already have done that.

The admin really need to brush up on their Stalinist tactics.
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Default Re: Hello. - 12-25-2010, 02:50 AM

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You kept saying you were leaving and didn't. The pastors helped you leave and you went around your ban. Yes Jesus is calling you hear for a reason.

I don't remember anyone here saying that atheism wasn't a religion. Oh and you can't use the scientific theory on beliefs. But hey, we're the dumb ones right?

Perhaps you should actually learn what you're talking about before you start typing, it would make you look somewhat intelligent.

Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.
If you bothered to read my post at all, you would've noticed that I wanted to know what you said last, and to end this correctly. Don't give me that bullshit, that "Jesus is calling me hear."

WOW. You don't remember ANYONE at ALL? Is your old age really affecting your memory that much? Try reading the thread again, in total, there's about a page or two worth of the posts claiming Atheism isn't a religion.

Okay, sure, but that wasn't about beliefs, that was for re-claiming that Atheism is a religion BECAUSE of people believing. Not necessarily because people believe in whatever, but because it's possible TO believe it.
I can't believe after all that explaining, you're still having difficulties. Yes, you have earned the title "the dumb ones." Glad you're warming up to it.

I know what I'm talking about, you're the one who seems to need to re-learn, or if you haven't, learn conversational skills without taking out of context. Also, maybe be more observant. It'd make you look like you can at least return a reply appropriately.

I don't "fear" a fairytale. As a matter of fact, I don't fear anything of reality either.
I have plenty more knowledge, unchained by your biased belief and way of thinking. You don't and won't think for yourself or control your life. You're all too weak and scared to do that yourself, as Mrs. Rogers demonstrated to me. You need the Bible, instructions on how to live life. And they won't even make your life fulfilling.

Why did I explain all of that? Because I know this way I'm more intelligent, and less gullible. Gullible even, as an example, the Israelians - was that right? - got their land back after the Bible said they would. You won't even consider that being a coincidence, as if Israel may have finally succeeded in their attempts for their land back, or a government that wants to look good, follows the Bible and makes that event true. Of course it was going to happen.

The second Bible verse can be used against you as well. You see how biased and conceited you all are? How, you won't even look at another opinion(I say opinion, because nobody REALLY knows how life was formed, even if you were told of God, no one said what he did for an eternity before "creating us," how he came to be, why he took the shape of a man, etcetcetc) because it's not the same as yours. I'd be okay with that. But no, you take the extra step and insult me and ridicule me, because I'm "wrong." You(plural) give me infractions, change my posts, my name, and prove what I've explained correct, as far as banning everyone you disagree with.


Now based on all this ridiculing, and hate on this forum, do you really think this is what your God would've wanted? Wouldn't he want you to accept everyone and their opinions? Listen to them humbly instead of the opposite?
I don't get why none of you can understand that.
The God I read about was kind and forgiving, and so were his followers.

You're not Christians on that ground. You're some other undefined religion, as you do not follow God's word. At least, not correctly or anywhere close.

I don't see why none of you have realized this.
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Default Re: Hello. - 12-25-2010, 03:01 AM

I haven't really read your long-winded word salad, but I am glad you have decided to come back. God does allow U-Turns. I'm sure since you were banned you were probably doing a lot of thinking like "Gee, maybe those Landover people were right after all. Maybe I really do need Jesus in my life. Without his sacrifice, I would burn in Hell!"

This is your chance. We are gracious enough to give you a second chance. A second chance at an account, and a second chance to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior who died for your sins so that we may have eternal life. (John 10:28-29, Gal. 2:16)



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Default Re: Hello. - 12-27-2010, 08:18 AM

Pastor you are much too kind to the unsaved scum.

I'll admit that their rantings do tend to run into each other. I can't be bothered to keep their words straight. Especially since they change what they believe every second post on here. Atheism isn't a religion but we want religious rights, garbage like that.

Ah well, I'm tired. The season has worn me out and now I have to clean the house from top to bottom before New Years (old family superstition/custom).

I pray it's smart enough to hear the Voice of the Lord this time, but I doubt it.


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