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Default The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 08-17-2008, 04:53 PM

Dear Brothers (and sisters), it is always good to hear the voice of logic and reason coming to you from such apparently unholy places like Youtube; I have found an amazing video, describing the exact reasons why theories and hypotheses are to be dismissed if they don't agree with the Absolute Truth® of the Bible; this time we discuss the immense fallacy of the Big Bang, and the many reasons why it is a preposterous idea, and it couldn't possibly be true I know for a Fact© that there is no way that such a explosion could generate the minerals that we see today; I will let the video speak for itself, and I do hope it reaches some of the non-believers, so they can be Saved©, praise Jesus:



I am trying to contact this brilliant man to give out a conference here at Landover University, I hope he can find a spot in his, I can only imagine, extremely busy schedule.


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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 08-17-2008, 09:56 PM

"Lucid" is the word I am looking for.




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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 08-18-2008, 04:29 AM

I was never a fan of John F. Kennedy, but I'm starting to see that perhaps there was something worthwhile in that man after all. Brother Solo, you probably have no idea how greatful I am for you're bringing this video to my attention.

BTW, I have tried the rubbing two snowballs together experiment, and I can confirm that no universe formed.



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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 08-18-2008, 05:59 AM

If that brilliant exposition doesn't convine the world how ridiculous the "big banger theory" is, then all hope is lost.

I'd like to offer that man a position as Professor of Debunking Atheist Lies at Landover Baptist University.


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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 08-18-2008, 06:48 AM

Why would God need winged discs? He's got flaming swords!
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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 08-21-2008, 05:27 PM

The Big Bang Theory is nonsense! We know from the scripture that God created the earth and everything else in 6 literal days and then he rested on the 7th. That's how it happened folks.

Here, this video is a PERFECT example of God's creation

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The Big Bang Theory is nonsense! We know from the scripture that God created the earth and everything else in 6 literal days and then he rested on the 7th. That's how it happened folks.
Quite right. If the Big Kaboom is so true, why isn't it mentioned in either of the Genesis creation accounts?


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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 08-21-2008, 10:54 PM

Excellent video, Brother JH. The banana is just the right size and shape for the mouth. How could that be anything other than proof of God's plan?



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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 08-22-2008, 09:44 PM

It's just further proof that Atheists are deluded.
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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 08-25-2008, 01:45 AM

then how did god make it in only 7 days and why dont we know about all of space.
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Because He's God. He can do anything.


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and why dont we know about all of space.
We know what God wants us to know.

In your case, that's not very much apparently.

I'll bet you're in the "special class" in junior high school, right?


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No, the Big Bang Theory is scientific.
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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 08-26-2008, 04:27 PM

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Sister Jenny is indeed clever, but it seems in this case she was merely laughing AT you, not WITH you.


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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 08-26-2008, 11:14 PM

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No, the Big Bang Theory is scientific.

OK..
so help me out here science fan...
I have no real experience of science as such...

But...I have had a fairly detailed grounding in blowing stuff up.

Out of all the explosions I have brought about , I have never seen one that made anything,except maybe a hole.

Explosions do not create form , they dismantle it.
Explosions do not create cohesion and mass as would be needed to create something like a universe , they create chaos and disordered rubble...

When I blew bridges up , the bridge didn't go
"oooh let's take all this constructive boombangboom and add another
layer to ourself"...
They collapsed , they ceased to be...

When I blew a string of power pylons or telephone poles, they didn't miraculously go 'wireless'...
the went to scrap and kindling.

when I blew reinforced door or window from a hard-point, they didn't suddenly develop roccocco decorations and extra handles.
They became holes,
they became nothing...

and that big bang must have been a fair chunk more intense than anything I ever set off.

Like the man said , even if there was any kind of big bang ,
someone had to use the clacker and detonate it.
Let's see, wonder who that might be ?

I think we know.
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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-01-2008, 11:22 AM

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Thank you for that brilliant and eloquent refutation of Dr. Solo's work.



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Ah, it is always good to see sweet, innocent girlie girls like yourself laughing, my dear Sister, I am really looking forward to seeing you in Freehold, so I can explain to you all about Big Bangs and furious volcanic eruptions, including those emanations explanations you enjoy so much.

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You are not anything at all but Stinky, Stinky. Care to explain how the Big Bang is scientific? Starting with your definition of what is scientific? Me, as a true Scientist™, aim to find the Truth™, the Way™ and the Light™, not some silly, easy-to-cope-with explanation that doesn't require any thinking at all.


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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-01-2008, 05:52 PM

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Care to explain how the Big Bang is scientific? Starting with your definition of what is scientific? Me, as a true Scientist™, aim to find the Truth™, the Way™ and the Light™, not some silly, easy-to-cope-with explanation that doesn't require any thinking at all.
I'd like to hear that, too. Right now, the astrologers all point to microwaves in the sky as "proof" of the so called Big Bang, when it's obvious that those microwaves are just the leakage from microwave ovens on Earth, bouncing back and forth off of Heaven.



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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-01-2008, 05:55 PM

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then how did god make it in only 7 days and why dont we know about all of space.
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Because He's God. He can do anything.
So why did He bother stretching creation out over six days? He could have created it all, exactly the same, in the blink of an eye, right?


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