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Originally Posted by 4 Christ
We often refer to the Catlick church as the great whore so why not refer to all Cat O'lick buildings are whore houses?
If we had a president who was Christian enough to destroy Vatican City for the glory of Jesus and you were his lead general how would you destroy Popeville? Would you destroy it with modern weapons of war or would you employ a more Biblical solution such as swarms of locusts and earthquakes?
How do you think Jesus will do it?
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This is, perhaps, the best thread in the whole forum, by virtue of the fact that I am now here...
First, I salute your gregariacity, for this is a thread apart from the pack, and I commend your astute observation that Lucifer is, in fact, shacked up with the Pope in Vatican City, and is shacked up with every fekking cardinal, bishop, priest, pastor, minister and monk upon the surface of this quaint brown world.
Earth is the dominion of Satan.
He pronounces as much in
Luke 4:6, and we know the Truth of it, because Satan (Lucifer) cannot lie in the presence of the Godhead. Truth known, Christ could have spit on Satan and reduced
The Deceiver to a bubbling carbon soup.
Not inclined to physical exertion that day, Jesus and Satan merely chewed the fat.
However, in order to cave-in the love nest of Pope Benedict and Lucifer, I would think some little preparation is warranted. We know that Lucifer took 1/3 of the Heavenly population of Angels with him to Hell (which is Earth).
Oh, are you telling me you didn't suspect that the Earth is actually Hell?
Come ON, people. Work with me. Of course Earth is Hell. What, you thought Heaven and Hell were on another plane of existence?
This is IT, people. Look up in the Heavens. HELLO. Ooops, what's that by your feet? Oh, that's Hell. Who's that standing next to you? Oh, that's Lucifer, he runs the place.
Having established that Earth is Hell, I think the most appropriate course of action would be to bring in a fekking wall of Texas Rangers, equipped in Dragonskin body armor and each brandishing the legendary AA12 Combat Shotgun with double drums and eccentric ordnance. Once the Vatican security is breeched, then we'd send in 400 women dressed in black vinyl on Ducati racing bikes and armed with 15" silicone strap-on dildos with chrome steel balls.
After the Rangers and Girls cleared the compound, Jesus would sort through all the stuff and decide what he wants to sell on eBay. Like the
Shroud of Turin. Christ always gets a big laugh out of that.
— Doc Velocity