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Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-01-2013, 05:56 AM
I know the lord is surely smiling at Yang Hu of Jiaxing, China. He has received Jesus' teaching about becoming eunuch for Christ's sake.
Matthew 19:11-12
11 But he said unto them, All men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given.
12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
He has decided to remove his sin organ, though being Asian, I am not sure much was lost.
Personally, I think we should make old Yang an honorary member of our Church.
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-01-2013, 07:57 AM
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Jeremiah 1:5
King James Version (KJV)
5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.
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Since it is God, not doctors, that forms each of us in the womb, I, like Jesus, see no reason to be attached to a penis, literally or figuratively. Penises can only lead to sin, whereas procreation is possible only through God's sanctified baby sculpting.
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-01-2013, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Since it is God, not doctors, that forms each of us in the womb, I, like Jesus, see no reason to be attached to a penis, literally or figuratively. Penises can only lead to sin, whereas procreation is possible only through God's sanctified baby sculpting.
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There is so much to learn about the teachings of Jesus. I'm thankful to the Brothers, Sisters and Pastors here at Landover Baptist for provided all of us with this insight.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-02-2013, 12:31 PM
God bless him! Disposing the penis after a divorce is the right thing to do, in order to avoid temptation to adultery.
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And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.
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Matthew 19:9
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-02-2013, 02:10 PM
As a recent widower I think I'll hang on to my penis. I have millions of soldiers for Christ just waiting for a new wife to plant them in. Maybe the next wife will make something worthwhile out of them.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-02-2013, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Godfly
As a recent widower I think I'll hang on to my penis. I have millions of soldiers for Christ just waiting for a new wife to plant them in. Maybe the next wife will make something worthwhile out of them.
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With your inadequate wife dead and some neer do well suitors showing up here to take possession of you sorry daughters, I'm now optimistic your life will turn for the better, Brother Godfly.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-02-2013, 06:58 PM
The chinks are obsessed with their tiny tallywackers. It's really pathetic.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-02-2013, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by lukasekman
God bless him! Disposing the penis after a divorce is the right thing to do, in order to avoid temptation to adultery.
Matthew 19:9
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Thank goodness that my divorce was the result of fornication of my wife
My otherwise Christian duty would have been most uncomfortable.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-02-2013, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The chinks are obsessed with their tiny tallywackers. It's really pathetic...
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A "Japan Erection"? Who won?
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-02-2013, 09:49 PM
I know nothing about christianity, hence why I am here, does cutting off a penis actually get mentioned in the bible? It seems a bit extreme.
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-02-2013, 10:26 PM
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I know nothing about christianity, hence why I am here, does cutting off a penis actually get mentioned in the bible? It seems a bit extreme.
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Read the very first post in this thread, paying special attention to the quotation in red (more of a burgundy, actually).
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-03-2013, 09:39 AM
And you would know all about the size of Ornimental tallywackers wouldn't you Zeke.
Having spent so much time among them. Doing what comes naturally.
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-03-2013, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Michelle Elizabeth
I know nothing about christianity, hence why I am here, does cutting off a penis actually get mentioned in the bible? It seems a bit extreme.
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Yes madam. Jesus tells us to cut off our tallywackers whenever possible:
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Matthew 19:12
King James Version (KJV)
12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
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You know it is possible to read the whole book for free online. You can even get a donated hardcopy at many churches. You don't have to get us to type out cliff notes for you. Wouldn't you like to go to Heaven and meet your creator, or, at least, prevent Him from tossing you into Hell forever?
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-03-2013, 03:07 PM
I would like to point out that while penis slicing is widely considered an abomination, if this signals the end of Chinamen setting themselves and others on fire, it is a good thing. God hates arsonists.
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-03-2013, 07:48 PM
That's my Zeke alright. Thanks for your considered reply...I would recognize that venom anywhere.
“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-03-2013, 09:03 PM
Billy Bob Jenkins?
It simply is not possible to rape the willing.
“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-04-2013, 11:40 PM
I wonder whether he will change his name to No Wang.
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Re: Chinaman cuts off his penis for Jesus. -
11-05-2013, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by stonyy
Billy Bob Jenkins?
It simply is not possible to rape the willing.
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Okay. What if a daughter steals her own body from her father and ruptures the hymen intentionally? This does not meet your extreme definition of rape, but it has the same damaging effect on the victim, if not worse because there is no one who can compensate him for the loss of his investment. He has to have his daughter stoned with stones until dead on his own dime (which can be considerable if he lives in an area where they must be dug up). I suppose you have already devised a solution to this consequence of your proposal?
You liberals are always trying to find a way to let the bad guy get away. But God's going to cut them all down no matter what you do to aid and abed sin.
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