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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 02-27-2007, 11:50 PM

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What??? Your the one who thinks The Song of Solomon is a some some guy singing about how hot his girlfriend's backside is, not about God's love for mankind.
No, I think it's a woman describing how her bowels move when her beloved puts his hand on the hole by the door (whatever the hell all that's supposed to mean).

And your mind is twisted, plain and simple Booby-Joe. All of you Landoverites have twisted minds. You purposefully post double-entendres/sexual innuendos and then accuse someone of seeing smut where there isn't any when they point it out.


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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 02-28-2007, 12:05 AM

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No, I think it's a woman describing how her bowels move when her beloved puts his hand on the hole by the door (whatever the hell all that's supposed to mean).

And your mind is twisted, plain and simple Booby-Joe. All of you Landoverites have twisted minds. You purposefully post double-entendres/sexual innuendos and then accuse someone of seeing smut where there isn't any when they point it out.
Allie, Allie, I know it is hard for you at your age; the hormones running threw you body leaving you all worked up. But I will stake my faith in Christ that none of us TRUE Christians™ have meant anything lewd.

It is your own depravity that is seeing it this way. And it is not surprising when your national currency displays the Queen’s beaver so brazenly.

Perhaps you need to talk to Sister Sue Vera or Sister Mary Maria about this problem of yours? Sister Sue tells me she finds His love a relief(by "His" she naturally means Christ). Sister Mary tells me she finds companionship with other women helps to ease this pressure on her. There are many of us eager to help you Allie.



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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 02-28-2007, 12:13 AM

*Glares at Booby-Joe* Alie disapproves of your lies, sir. Alie knows what goes through your minds when you all type your nasty double-entendres.


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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 02-28-2007, 04:59 AM

Don't even bother to try and to defend yourself, brother BJ.
This woman is a lust-filled animal.. She cannot control herself, nor her vile imagination..
And we can only hope that God fills her with His glory, so her eye may be opened.
There is hope even for soulless creatures like she to be opened up by the glory of God...
Why, just look at Balaam's ass!
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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 02-28-2007, 07:31 AM

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No, I think it's a woman describing how her bowels move when her beloved puts his hand on the hole by the door (whatever the hell all that's supposed to mean).

And your mind is twisted, plain and simple Booby-Joe. All of you Landoverites have twisted minds. You purposefully post double-entendres/sexual innuendos and then accuse someone of seeing smut where there isn't any when they point it out.
Hmmm... I think you need to re-phrase that, Cupcake. It sounds as though you are pointing out smut to BJ where there isn't any. Trying to teach your grandmother to such eggs, I'd say.
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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 02-28-2007, 09:06 AM

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All of you Landoverites have twisted minds. You purposefully post double-entendres/sexual innuendos and then accuse someone of seeing smut where there isn't any when they point it out.
Alie, we cannot control the imaginings you attach to our kind offers of Christian charity. Obviously, your brain is simmering in a stew of devilish malevolence and confusion. And yet, I have faith that Christ's love will win you over, for it's like the old hymn said best long ago:

"The more you ignore us / the closer we get / you're wasting your time / the more you ignore us the closer we get / you're wasting your time / We are now / a central part / of your mind's landscape / whether you care / or do not / the more you ignore us / the closer we get"

Beautiful.

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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 02-28-2007, 09:07 AM

Do you mean suck eggs, dear HH? But I have to agree with Alie, about the double-entendres.

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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 02-28-2007, 04:30 PM

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Don't even bother to try and to defend yourself, brother BJ.
This woman is a lust-filled animal.. She cannot control herself, nor her vile imagination.
Good point Brother Salvation. While I have been attempting to ignore it Allie naked desire for me is too blatant to deny. I suppose it is only to be expected, her being a woman and all. However I do find it disturbing that I am so much the subject of Allie’s teenage fantasies while she pollutes herself. I can only pray that the Lord touches so her inner turmoil is eased.



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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 03-04-2007, 05:49 PM

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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 03-05-2007, 05:40 PM

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Alie disapproves of your lies, sir. Alie knows what goes through your minds when you all type your nasty double-entendres.
Whatever do you mean Alie? We are merely here to fill you with the warm love of Jesus. Why, you should fall to your knees and take all of His love right now. Even you could be satisfied by His embrace. Just the thought of Him holding you to his bosom should fill you with delight.

I'm ashamed that you see sex in everything Alie.


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Whatever do you mean Alie? We are merely here to fill you with the warm love of Jesus. Why, you should fall to your knees and take all of His love right now. Even you could be satisfied by His embrace. Just the thought of Him holding you to his bosom should fill you with delight.

I'm ashamed that you see sex in everything Alie.
Now see here, you've gone and done it again -- and blamed me for it, no less! There are three, count them, three, sexual innuendos in there and you did that on purpose (as usual)!


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Whatever do you mean Alie? We are merely here to fill you with the warm love of Jesus. Why, you should fall to your knees and take all of His love right now. Even you could be satisfied by His embrace. Just the thought of Him holding you to his bosom should fill you with delight.

I'm ashamed that you see sex in everything Alie.
You MUST be possessed with a sex demon. Why, I see NO sexual overtones in his message to you.

What I see is a Brother in Christ offering you Salvation®.

Maybe you should pray more and get your mind out of the gutter.

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Well, if he's of the homosexual persuasion, I can think of something else he might be sucking.



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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 03-06-2007, 01:24 PM

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Now see here, you've gone and done it again -- and blamed me for it, no less! There are three, count them, three, sexual innuendos in there and you did that on purpose (as usual)!
I'm hurt that you would think so Alie. Are you related to McArthy by chance? He did see communists everywhere. Unlike you however, he was right most of the time.

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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 03-06-2007, 02:49 PM

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Well, if he's of the homosexual persuasion, I can think of something else he might be sucking.
Because you have a sick, filthy mind!


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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 03-06-2007, 08:07 PM

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Well, if he's of the homosexual persuasion, I can think of something else he might be sucking.
Oh Rachael, that was just awful!
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I'm hurt that you would think so Alie. Are you related to McArthy by chance? He did see communists everywhere. Unlike you however, he was right most of the time.

Please, before it's too late, drop to your knees and accept Jesus' love? While His love may be too hard for you to accept, it will fill you with his penetrating compassion. Only you can take his love in your hands and shower yourself in his warm, fluid-like devotion.
Okay, now that was just too obvious.

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Because you have a sick, filthy mind!

So do you!

And don't think that I don't know what you're doing!! You're trying to make me think I'm crazy - but it won't work; I'm already crazy, you're too late! *Insane laughter*


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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 03-06-2007, 08:44 PM

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And don't think that I don't know what you're doing!! You're trying to make me think I'm crazy - but it won't work; I'm already crazy, you're too late! *Insane laughter*
Ok, it's so VERY obvious how much you need Jesus that I can't understand why you keep denying it!
Not only are you a sexual deviant who sees sex EVERYWHERE, but you're also possessed..

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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 03-06-2007, 08:57 PM

Alie... I'm so very sorry for you. My Christian heart weeps. How can you think that my posts are 'that way?'

Will you not join me on my knees, opening my mouth in joy, receiving Jesus' love? Let his love penetrate, deep into us, even into our souls?


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Default Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 - 03-06-2007, 10:27 PM

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Alie... I'm so very sorry for you. My Christian heart weeps. How can you think that my posts are 'that way?' It isn't just you. All of you Landoverites make sexiful posts.

Will you not join me on my knees, opening my mouth in joy, receiving Jesus' love? Let his love penetrate, deep into us, even into our souls?
I don't do threesomes. Not with Jesus and not with you. And I swear that you're doing that (making the innuendos extremely obvious) on purpose!


Dearest Sally the Grounch,
I am not possessed, but thank you very much for your concern. I am also not fibbing: you Landoverites do make subtly smutty posts!






Jesus tells me that sassy-mouthed harlots have a habit of falling on stray bullets.
He also requests that I should give you a big infraction, and have your reputation better reflect your unsaved status.
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I am not possessed, but thank you very much for your concern. I am also not fibbing: you Landoverites do make subtly smutty posts!
I have never done such a thing.

Your base instincts and furversions make it crystal clear that you have never been showered in the golden love of Jesus, as the rest of us have.
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