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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
12-16-2010, 09:14 PM
Who know which church is really true today; an Official which bless the "marriages" of homosexuals, or an Internet which spread the Word of God.
IMHO the Landover Baptist Church is more Christian as a big lot of those who are empty and which "priests" have never read the Holy Bible.
Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
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12-18-2010, 11:02 PM
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Landover Baptist Church is not a cult, a fraud, or a scam. We are a serious, respected, and solid institution... like the Republican party, the New York Stock Exchange, or Amway.
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wow buddy, you jus sealed your own pathetic fate...you just compared yourself to the Republican Party, and the stock exchange. You really are a cult, both the stock exchange and the republican party are money mongering monsters, and amway is nothing more than a pyramid scheme.
All i can say is that members like you, make my and many others job, soo much easier.
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12-18-2010, 11:05 PM
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All i can say is that members like you, make my and many others job, soo much easier.
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I suppose it does make your job easier when people have money to help pay your salary.
I'll take my number 5 combo with onion rings instead of fries and Dr. Pepper to drink.
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
12-18-2010, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You are obviously looking at some false Bible, edited by some eurotrash heathen and passed off as authentic to ignorant foreign scum such as yourself. True Christians™ use the one true Bible; the KJV 1611 Authorized Version.
Matthew 22:36 Master, which is the great commandment in the law?
22:37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
22:38 This is the first and great commandment.
22:39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
22:40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.
Do you "love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind" you insufferable fool? Of course not. You are here to spit on Jesus and persecute His chosen.
Now, do me a favor and run outside your hovel or shack or whatever you call home and see if I'm living next door to you. See if even one True Christian™ lives anywhere near you. Go ahead, I'll wait......
Okay, what did you see? Am I your neighbor? Of course not. You don't even speak American. I would never live anywhere near the cesspool you call home, nor would any self-respecting Christian. You see, Jesus was speaking to His followers about THEIR neighbors. The neighbors of Christians are OTHER Christians. Jesus certainly wasn't advocating for Christians to love heathen scum and homers like you. Surely you aren't THAT thick?
You have rejected Jesus and instead worship satan. Here is what Jesus has to say about you:
Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
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apparently your bible isnt any better than his, actually his is prolly better now that i think about it. OHH i hate to pop your religious cherry, but the true bible would be in latin, which i assume you lack the intelligence to read, let alone read.
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
12-18-2010, 11:27 PM
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apparently your bible isnt any better than his, actually his is prolly better now that i think about it. OHH i hate to pop your religious cherry, but the true bible would be in latin, which i assume you lack the intelligence to read, let alone read.
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Really? The original Bible was in Latin? Wow, it must be cool to be as smart as you.
I'll let someone else explain where you are wrong there if they are so inclined.
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
12-19-2010, 12:00 AM
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Who know which church is really true today; an Official which bless the "marriages" of homosexuals, or an Internet which spread the Word of God.
IMHO the Landover Baptist Church is more Christian as a big lot of those who are empty and which "priests" have never read the Holy Bible.
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Very true! My parents used to force me to go to a Catholic church before I had my choice, and I remember the Deacon, not priest gave me the finger! I couldn't believe how unholy these holy men claim to be. Nonetheless I told my parents about the incident and they were appalled. They didn't force me to go to that awful church anymore. They let me finally choose to attend a baptist church, which I wanted along.
“By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3
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12-19-2010, 12:12 AM
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...the true bible would be in latin...
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My Catholic-dar™ just went off...
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
12-19-2010, 08:12 PM
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Very true! My parents used to force me to go to a Catholic church before I had my choice, and I remember the Deacon, not priest gave me the finger! I couldn't believe how unholy these holy men claim to be. Nonetheless I told my parents about the incident and they were appalled. They didn't force me to go to that awful church anymore. They let me finally choose to attend a baptist church, which I wanted along.
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Unfortunately we have too much so-called "churches" which already ceased to be church and only are promoting Satan and his teaching.
Mathew 7: KJV
14Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. 15Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
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12-19-2010, 08:50 PM
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Unfortunately we have too much so-called "churches" which already ceased to be church and only are promoting Satan and his teaching.
Mathew 7: KJV
14Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. 15Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
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Exactly! And it's like most of the people there weren't even friendly! But the second I stepped into a Baptist church, I could tell something was different. The preacher was actually happy to be up on the stage. It wasn't boring. They have Sunday school for the children. A nursery for the babies.
“By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3
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12-30-2010, 01:44 AM
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[ . . . ] the republican party are money mongering monsters, [ . . . ].
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12-30-2010, 01:47 AM
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We are Conservative, Godly, Republican, and Unstoppable!
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There is no Republicans in Englandistan, Eurabia.
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12-30-2010, 04:13 AM
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Ah, we've heard the accusation many times. So, I've decided to have a look on the web, so we can compare LBC to "cults".
Here's a list from a SECULAR source, with my comments in red:
As can be plainly seen by a review of this eight-point "warning list" for destructive cults, Landover Baptist Church fits NO definition of a cult whatsoever! So all you outsiders can relax, stop suing us for "taking your children away", or stop complaining that your aged parents gave Landover "your" inheritance. (Did YOU earn it? No, I didn't think so. GOD did.)
Landover Baptist Church is NOT a cult. QED.
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1: This church is totalitarian. It suspends, bans, and warns people for having an opinion against theirs AND it also seems you guys are butthurt when I speak logic and actually make sense.
2: It also seems you seem to be very strict and hate anybody who says you are stereotyping, when obviously you are stereotyping.
3: I have nothing to say about this one. Honest.
4: Well, this is sort of like you. It's not exclusive, but you urge it is the only way to live a good life. The retard to the right is you. ===>
5: Well, this is sort of like it, but you try to get any critics off the fourms instead of having a good, logical, mind-enriching debate. Instead, you hate on critics, saying things like "Go to Hell!", "Jesus Hates You!", and "hurrdurr we h8 joo".
6: I do not really know.
7: I do not know.
8: You are obviously doing this. I do not know how, but I have a feeling in my suspicion bone that you guys are suspicious.
In conclusion, about four out of eight cult characteristics fit you. You have the possibility to be a cult. You sure do act like it. Now do not get all butthurt and ban me. I want a logical debate with reliable evidence that is not from a 3,000 year book. If you are not a cult, reply to this post with actual evidence that disproves this, not "hurrdurr b&hammr plz", "blahblahblah faith", or "LOL GOD H8S JOO!!!". I want a nice, long talk. No logical fallacies, no flawed logic, no bias or stereotypes, just stuff that supports your opinion. Until then, I bid you Adieu.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
12-30-2010, 04:19 AM
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You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.
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>Jesus tosses you into the pits of Hell
>tongue peeled
>anal cavity reamed with steel brushes
This does not sound like what a good Christian would say. A good Christian would not insult the other religions. Do not feed the troll. This sounds more like a Scientologist to me. This pastor right here is flaming. Christians should not flame. He should get a trophy for being short-tempered.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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12-30-2010, 04:27 AM
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>Jesus tosses you into the pits of Hell
>tongue peeled
>anal cavity reamed with steel brushes
This does not sound like what a good Christian would say. A good Christian would not insult the other religions. Do not feed the preach. This sounds more like a Scientologist to me. This pastor right here is flaming. Christians should not flame. He should get a trophy for being short-tempered.
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Where in the Bible does it say we should tolerate other religions? My Bible says quite the opposite.
2 Chronicles 15:13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
12-30-2010, 10:14 PM
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1: This church is totalitarian. It suspends, bans, and warns people for having an opinion against theirs AND it also seems you guys are butthurt when I speak logic and actually make sense.
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Yes that's why we've had atheist members like didymuch hanging around for so long, because we're so totalitarian. We're one of the most liberal Christian forums on the Internet. You want to get banned? Go try Rapture Ready or Conservapedia. They'll just erase the fact that you even existed.
People here get banned for being idiots, trolls, or nasty. Tell me, how would you know if someone got banned for sending a pastor a death threat? You don't know what happens behind the scenes.
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I believe you were asked where God said stereotyping was a sin.
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3: I have nothing to say about this one. Honest.
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So why bother with a response.
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4: Well, this is sort of like you. It's not exclusive, but you urge it is the only way to live a good life. The retard to the right is you. ===>
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Ah I see, so an eternity in Hell is worth it as long as you get a few cheap thrills in your +/- 80 years on this earth.
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Well here's a prime example of the "intelligent and well thought out" arguments we've come to expect from unsaved trash.
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7: I do not know.
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This is annoying. If you don't know, then why are you complaining.
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Well of course we're suspicious. Have you noticed the number of tr olls on our site? I can't even let my children view this board because unsaved trash post porn and other filth on here.
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In conclusion, about four out of eight cult characteristics fit you. You have the possibility to be a cult. You sure do act like it. Now do not get all butthurt and ban me. I want a logical debate with reliable evidence that is not from a 3,000 year book. If you are not a cult, reply to this post with actual evidence that disproves this, not "hurrdurr b&hammr plz", "blahblahblah faith", or "LOL GOD H8S JOO!!!". I want a nice, long talk. No logical fallacies, no flawed logic, no bias or stereotypes, just stuff that supports your opinion. Until then, I bid you Adieu.
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Okay, what about the fact that if one of our pastors started preaching things that were not in the Bible, we would run him out on a rail? What about the fact that we're about the only church out there that actually encourages people to go read their own Bible from cover to cover? Since when is encouraging people to read a Bible without "special teachings" cult like activity?
You didn't even bother to read the thread did you. No you're so special and so full of righteous indignation that nobody else could have already answered your questions. Then you wonder why we treat unsaved trash harshly.
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01-02-2011, 02:42 AM
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saying things like "Go to Hell!",
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We don't send people to Hell, God does. We are only warning you what will happen if you do not turn your life around, obey Him and all His 600+ commandments.
For more information, please read all the King James Bible.
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01-05-2011, 02:43 AM
For the love of ANY God, I don't know what it is but it's pretty MESSED UP. I mean just look at all these emoticons: ...
I don't know what this {potty-mouth deleted} is but it's blasphemy. You probably all have read the '8 reasons why God hates Belgium' whatsoever thread.
I have never, honestly NEVER seen so much retards on one forum. Aren't you ashemed of yourselves? Saying that you pray Jesus, you are no more then pigs to the world AND to Jesus and I don't think Jesus enjoys being prayed be a bunch of pigs like yourselves. I am ashemed instead of you, to live on the same piffleing planet as you all do.
And something else, on the thread about Belgians, Lisa, you are no 'True Christian Woman', you are a True Piece of {potty-mouth deleted} who likes to get {pornographic imagery deleted} every Sunday morning at the church, Jerry the son-maker (cool name, by the way...) talked to you with all the respect he should be getting from you, and you respond to him like a no good piece of garbage dildo who's being nothing else but stupid and IGNORANT, like all the rest of you btw.
I think I've never said this before in my entire life, never, honest truth, NEVER: but I hope you ALL sick wacko's die in hell, because there is no room in a modern world for people like you and God bless your children, I hope they turn out better then you all did and this is coming from within my heart, no offense.
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01-05-2011, 03:46 AM
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Do you have a problem with them? You need to understand that True Christians find that whenever we talk to a Muslim about how Jesus died for their sins, they shoot us dead.
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You probably all have read the '8 reasons why God hates Belgium' whatsoever thread.
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Let me help. You need to understand that we are all falible human beings, with limited time. Obviously, if we were perfect like the dear Lord Jesus, we could give you far more reasons why God hates Belgium.
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I have never, honestly NEVER seen so much retards on one forum.
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You should get out more. You will find many True Retards on forums dedicated to Liberalism, Atheism and Liberal Atheism.
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And something else, on the thread about Belgians, Lisa, you are no 'True Christian Woman',
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How do you know? Have you studied True Christianity? Have you read the entire King James Bible, and are you obeying the 600 + commandments contained therin?
Lisa, like every other other True Christian, only wants you to read the King James Bible and do exactly as it says. Not much to ask, is it?
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[ . . . ] no offense.
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It's "water off a duck's back" to us. We're used to every type of Unsaved Trash trying to divert us from The LORD's ways. Do you know we even get homersexuals trying to convince us that God loves gays?
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01-05-2011, 05:23 AM
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For the love of ANY God, I don't know what it is but it's pretty MESSED UP. I mean just look at all these emoticons: ...
I don't know what this {potty-mouth deleted} is but it's blasphemy. You probably all have read the '8 reasons why God hates Belgium' whatsoever thread.
I have never, honestly NEVER seen so much retards on one forum. Aren't you ashemed of yourselves? Saying that you pray Jesus, you are no more then pigs to the world AND to Jesus and I don't think Jesus enjoys being prayed be a bunch of pigs like yourselves. I am ashemed instead of you, to live on the same piffleing planet as you all do.
And something else, on the thread about Belgians, Lisa, you are no 'True Christian Woman', you are a True Piece of {potty-mouth deleted} who likes to get {pornographic imagery deleted} every Sunday morning at the church, Jerry the son-maker (cool name, by the way...) talked to you with all the respect he should be getting from you, and you respond to him like a no good piece of garbage dildo who's being nothing else but stupid and IGNORANT, like all the rest of you btw.
I think I've never said this before in my entire life, never, honest truth, NEVER: but I hope you ALL sick wacko's die in hell, because there is no room in a modern world for people like you and God bless your children, I hope they turn out better then you all did and this is coming from within my heart, no offense.
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Oh my, another one full of demons.
When will you people realize that the anger you feel is really the demons inside of you coming in contact with the True Word© of God? Jesus can save you from those demons, all you have to do is turn your life over to him. Read the KJV1611 Bible, find a True Baptist church, pray for forgiveness, get baptized and SIN NO MORE!
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01-05-2011, 07:40 AM
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For the love of ANY God, I don't know what it is but it's pretty MESSED UP. I mean just look at all these emoticons: ...
I don't know what this {potty-mouth deleted} is but it's blasphemy. You probably all have read the '8 reasons why God hates Belgium' whatsoever thread.
I have never, honestly NEVER seen so much retards on one forum. Aren't you ashemed of yourselves? Saying that you pray Jesus, you are no more then pigs to the world AND to Jesus and I don't think Jesus enjoys being prayed be a bunch of pigs like yourselves. I am ashemed instead of you, to live on the same piffleing planet as you all do.
And something else, on the thread about Belgians, Lisa, you are no 'True Christian Woman', you are a True Piece of {potty-mouth deleted} who likes to get {pornographic imagery deleted} every Sunday morning at the church, Jerry the son-maker (cool name, by the way...) talked to you with all the respect he should be getting from you, and you respond to him like a no good piece of garbage dildo who's being nothing else but stupid and IGNORANT, like all the rest of you btw.
I think I've never said this before in my entire life, never, honest truth, NEVER: but I hope you ALL sick wacko's die in hell, because there is no room in a modern world for people like you and God bless your children, I hope they turn out better then you all did and this is coming from within my heart, no offense.
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Such anger. Such despair. Why do you hate Jesus? What did he ever do to you other than die on the cross for your sins?
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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