Bongo Huffing Marijuana Fiends Now a Majority!

[Des]

A recent gallup poll indicates Americans are throwing their morals out with the bathwater and are embracing the doobie-shooting deathstyle.

58% of Godless Americans say they want to legalize the marijuana, a gateway drug to sodomy and miscegenation.

Galatians 5:19-21 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[Des]

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Looking deeper into this reveals horror upon horror. The Reefer Deathculture has spawned a new perversion that revives and glorifies the sodomite bathhouses.

The new phenomenon called B&B&B (Bud & Buggery & Breakfast) offers dope fiends a stay at a weed den of debauchery where they are at liberty to huff their bongos of marijuana, engage in sodomaniacal acts with each other and a variety of farm animals, and plot nefarious means of undermining the youth of America.

[Levi Jones]

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It is truly, truly, truly the end of times.
Come Lord Jesus! Do not tarry any further.

2 Tim 3:1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

[Nobar King]

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Are they selling joints at Starbucks for hippies to have for their morning ritual? When that happens, this country is surely going to hell.

[Didymus Much]

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...joints at Starbucks...this country is surely going to hell.

Horrendously overpriced, middling- to poor-quality bud ineptly rolled by some surly, zit-faced, privileged teenager who demands generous tips for performing the most basic duties of his/her position to the lowest possible acceptable standard?


Nope, still not Hell.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Horrendously overpriced, middling- to poor-quality bud ineptly rolled by some surly, zit-faced, privileged teenager who demands generous tips for performing the most basic duties of his/her position to the lowest possible acceptable standard?


Nope, still not Hell.

Another one of your tedious and tiresome minor points well taken - this time anyway, but bear in mind that it can trigger Jesus into another one of His Divine Justice retributions in all its Glory.

Praise Jesus!

[Alvin Moss]

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I have heard of the bongos, but I thought they were some kind of drum. They must have some function in the inhaling of the fumes. I knew that the morals of America were in steep decline, but I never thought that 58% had gone over to Satan. This is troubling news. The righteous are becoming badly outnumbered by the Devil's people. We will be needing reinforcements when time for the final battle arrives. I suspect there will be plenty of new recruits once they see the reality of their imminent descent into Hell if they pick the wrong side. In the meantime, we will have to be on our guard.

[Des]

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I have heard of the bongos, but I thought they were some kind of drum. They must have some function in the inhaling of the fumes. I knew that the morals of America were in steep decline, but I never thought that 58% had gone over to Satan. This is troubling news. The righteous are becoming badly outnumbered by the Devil's people. We will be needing reinforcements when time for the final battle arrives. I suspect there will be plenty of new recruits once they see the reality of their imminent descent into Hell if they pick the wrong side. In the meantime, we will have to be on our guard.

You are correct, Brother. Bongos are a type of drums popularized by drug fiend and miscegenationist Ricky Ricardo who incorporated them into the beatnik music which later become the punk rock death metal of today. Musicians not of the country and gospel variety have been known to use drugs since the dawn of time, and learned to incorporate their instruments into drug paraphernalia. For some reason or another, the majority of them settled on bongos as their drug vehicle of choice.


Today industrious musicians make bongos out of apples because the marijuana makes the imbiber hungry and the apple bong is a readily available snack after the shooting of the weed and the wild anal sex orgies that follow.

[Just Chris]

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People do your research instead of judging something you don't know to much about. Their have been many studies on marijuana and it has been proven that's not a gateway drug. It has been proven that's its not addictive

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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People do your research instead of judging something you don't know too much about. There have been many studies on marijuana and it has been proven that's not a gateway drug. It has been proven that's its not addictive

There, I corrected your more egregious spelling / grammar errors. Proponents of the weed are always making various claims, that it's not a "gateway" drug, it's "safe", and not "addictive" - but there's a reason they call them dope heads. They wander through life in a mental stupor, accomplish little in the way of education or productive endeavors, and spend what little time Jesus grants them here on earth on forums displaying their ignorance as bad ambassadors for their cause.

[Just Chris]

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The only reason it's illegal is because companies that made paper products, clothes ropes and so on would lose millions maybe billions because weed has fibers called hemp which can be turned into many things and can be produced faster then anything else making it cheaper. These rich company owners used their money to persuade the government to make pot illegal. The government made many fear campaigns to push their agenda

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The only reason it's illegal is because companies that made paper products, clothes ropes and so on would lose millions maybe billions because weed has fibers called hemp which can be turned into many things and can be produced faster then anything else making it cheaper. These rich company owners used their money to persuade the government to make pot illegal. The government made many fear campaigns to push their agenda

That's simply another one of those conspiracy theories that upon simple examination doesn't hold water. It reminds me of the "100 mpg carburetor" conspiracy some years back - where Big Oil and Big Auto supposedly kept it off the market. There's one little problem with that - it's called chemistry and stoichiometry.

The fact of the matter is that there are numerous hemp based products on the market today, and the paper companies could simply switch their manufacturing over to hemp products quite easily if there is an economic need. Hemp can't be legally grown in the US, but is grown in many other countries around the world to meet market demand.

The real reason that hemp can't be legally grown in the US is because we have a nigra problem, and that's why growing it was banned in the US in 1937. Nigras were smoking and hopped up on the weed, started their jazz music, which lead to a breakdown in public morals - not to mention that the jazz music encouraged the raping of white women. This is all well documented.

[Just Chris]

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Even though it's well documented it is all a lie the government made false claims such as those to make African Americans look worse then they. The government has poisoned your minds with false propaganda. The only reason that marijuana legalization has started is because we have discovered the truth of these allegations. The government pretty much used these jazz clubs and African Americans as a escape goat. Much like Hitler did with the Jews. They used the ignorance and hatred many people had of blacks to justify their cause.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Even though it's well documented it is all a lie the government made false claims such as those to make African Americans look worse then they. The government has poisoned your minds with false propaganda. The only reason that marijuana legalization has started is because we have discovered the truth of these allegations. The government pretty much used these jazz clubs and African Americans as a escape goat. Much like Hitler did with the Jews. They used the ignorance and hatred many people had of blacks to justify their cause.

Son, it may not seem like it but everyone here at the Landover Baptist Church forums is rooting for your Salvation® - from the Holy Spirit the brought you here, to our Pastors and other Forum Members. The thing is that you have to put forth some effort here, and the first thing you need to do is acknowledge that the weed has dulled your mind and made you witless. You need to ask Jesus for His Saving Grace and pray that He will heal your low energy brain cells.

We don't deny that the government lies - but it's overwhelmingly the Democrats and RINO's that do this (remember Obama - "if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor"?).

Escape Goat

A slang used by idiots who do not realize the term is scapegoat

Somehow, this slang is becoming popular and I'm hearing it more and more. Please, stop the ignorance.
"I felt like the escape goat!!"
"You mean scapegoat, you dimwit!"

A goat used to escape a hostile or dangerous situation. Has no connection to "Scapegoat" whatsoever. The Escapegoat is usually ridden on its back by the escapee. They run very fast and uncontrollably. A sub-category of the Goat species.
My friend said "Dude, the gangsters are gonna cap us! Lets bail on our Escapegoat!"

"Escape goat" was said on-air in 2002 by UK Big Brother reality show contestent Jade Goody. Scorned by millions, usage picked up, and now it's widely said, by some knowingly aware of the joke, but others unknowingly. The mistake vaguely makes sense because people looking for a "scapegoat" are trying to "escape" blame.
"They were trying to use me as an escape goat," said Jade.

First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.

Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.
"The dude is being used as an escape goat."

"That's scapegoat."

"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."

. . . .

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Escape%20Goat

[Just Chris]

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Wow to me it always sounded like it was escape goat not scapegoat. Also I have never smoked pot a day in my life and I never will unless a doctor thinks it will help me. I only support it as a medicinal product to help those who could use it for pains, cancer and certain disorders. I'm all for medicinal but never recreational because people should only use things like that if need it.