[Mary Etheldreda]

As I am commanded by God Almighty Himself to indoctrinate my children to Christianity from a young age so they grow up afraid to do or think anything different (Proverbs 22:6), I include public service as a high priority in our homeschool education. We often spend hours outside various theaters in Des Moines sharing the Good News that God will send Stan Lee and all his fans to a fate worse than death - an eternity of pain that will make stepping on legos in your bare feet feel like being kissed by a dozen fluffy puppies in comparison to the torture He has in store.

Stan Lee must know he is walking a dangerous path to Perdition by encouraging America's youth to ignore the Holy Word of God and enjoy instead the vast imagination of artists and writers, and worse, to imagine mankind capable of becoming a hero rather than waiting for Jesus (Romans 1:25). Let us pray for his conversion, lest he dupes one more soul for Satan's collection.





Stan Lee endorses such blasphemy as Evolution (X-men, Fantastic Four, Hulk):



What does God say about evolution?

Nothing! Evolution is not Biblical. It is a component of another religion, Atheistic Humanism.

Like all religions, Humanism has three components: 1) a creation story, 2) an explanation for suffering in the world today (the Fall of Mankind), and 3) redemption. Evolution is the story of creation on earth. The Fall of Man is explained as not being allowed to be as sexually perverted as one can imagine (which is why the porn industry exists). According to this worldview, embracing sexual deviousness and thwarting Christian values in general is the way to earn Salvation.
In this way atheists believe they have an excuse to live in sin without feeling guilty for offending Jesus - the absolute worst thing a man can do. The Bible is clear, we can believe the Word of our omnipotent and omniscient God, or we can believe the illogically biased, "scientific" explanations of fools (Psalm 14:1; 53:1).


Improving Creation (Iron Man)



There is no need to attempt to improve upon God's Creation. God spent three whole years walking on this earth in the relatively small desert region, in part to prove His Holy Divinity by healing the sick (Matthew 4:23-24). Anyone who has faith can ask Jesus to personally fix what's wrong. The Holy Bible assures us the prayer of the righteous goes a long way (James 5:14-16), as does substantial tithing (Malachi 3:10). Gadgets and gizmos won't help in the long term, only Salvation can prevent an eternity of pain and suffering (Revelation 20:15)



Homosexuality (Iceman, or really, any man running around in tights, prancing like a proud homo, like Daredevil and Spider-man do unabashedly):



God really hates homosexuals (Leviticus 18:22). Perhaps He hates it because it is a result of rebellion (Romans 1:26-27). Perhaps He hates it because it's gross and the Gays force Jesus to watch anal sex. Perhaps He hates it because Gays are 500% more dangerous than terrorists. We cannot know the reason (Isaiah 55:8-9), and it's not really our place to try and figure it out, but we can know Gays won't be invited into Heaven (1 Corinthians 6:9). Encouraging children to ignore just how much God hates gays is practically forcing them to have gay sex themselves, and Stan Lee would do well to mind Jesus' threat to divinely pummel him (Matthew 18:6).




Worshiping Other Gods (making China gay for Thor and Loki):



God doesn't want you to worship any other gods besides Him (Exodus 20:3). He's really, really serious, you guys. He'll punish you, your children, your children's children, and perhaps even their children if you do (Exodus 20:5). When Donald Trump becomes president and returns our nation to its Biblical Roots, because that's the most profitable policy (Joshua 1:8), True Christians™ will finally have the authority to execute people who don't obey True Christian™ pastors (Deuteronomy 17:12), people who follow other religions (Exodus 22:19), non-believers (2 Chronicles 15:12-13), and even the entire town that harbors a fugitive non-believer (Deuteronomy 13:13-19)!


Glory!
Feminism (she-hulk):




Feminism is insubordination against God and Nature (Genesis 3:16). It is a rebellion against the established order of humanity (1 Corinthians 11:3; Ephesians 5:23). Feminists work only to promote abortion and force homosexuality on all Americans. They demand no less than the overthrow of Freedom and Free Market Enterprise. Feminists deny men and women are different creatures, have different strengths and weaknesses, and want different things. Feminism denies the Truth that God determines what part a woman ought to play in society, and that the Holy Bible is really and truly a reliable source of morality and wisdom that should be followed even if it goes against the grain of reason, facts, or even common sense. Those things aren't important, obedience is. In fact, it is the only important thing (Ecclesiastes 12:13).

"Horns Up" your ancient rectum, courtesy Satan if you don't change your ways!

[Levi Jones]

Oh sister,

I share your fear and dislike for Stan Lee. Dr. Strange is a black magic practitioner.
There is a shocking lack of Jesus or moral lessons in Stan Lee's works on the surface.

But deeper down, there are some nuggets of good.

For instance, everyone in the Marvel universe is stupid and useless, except for the superheroes. This agrees with Christian teaching that human beings are worthless and need saviors.

The battles in the Avengers and others, should get humanity ready for the apocalypse. As battles of heavenly hosts and demonic forces rage around, there are probably millions of people who will die. This is found straight from Revelation that when Jesus returns, he is going to kill so many people that there will be, "Blood to the bridle of a horse." Revelation 14:14-20

And temporarily forgetting losers like Bannor and Parker and merely focusing in on Iron Man.

Iron Man is a billionaire genius who does everything by himself. He alone is responsible for making the right decision in all situations. He understands the government is too stupid and weak to have his technology. The mortals and the government merely get in the way of Stark's law. And we must follow him blindly to always do what is right without question. Just like today's billionaires...


So one a scale of one to a pit of vipers, I am going to have to go with an eternity in hell, but he is a useful tool in eliminating hatred of the wealthy.

[Elmer G. White]

This is staggeringly revolting news! Obviously, my heart rejoices that yet another abomination has been revealed but I am also deeply saddened that billions of adolescents will now choose the sodomite lifestyle because of these role-models. The more I look into this issue, the more I am convinced that this is no fiction. It is quite possible that these characters are based on real-life demons with the abilities (omnipotence, levitation, reading minds, manipulating space-time such as elements, ether and solid and liquid states) usually reserved for Jesus (Revelation 19:6).

I took the liberty of examining this "Iceman" issue further. As it turns out, the original source of this repulsiveness, Mr. Stan Lee, is actually still alive at the unnatural (I'm just asking what evil entity could have helped him to prolong his life past the normal life-span; Matthew 4:24) age of 92. Here are some images of this sexually graphic novel authored by him where this "Iceman" cometh out:



Above we can see two versions (some kind of timeless travel) of this character affirming their unnatural lusts to oneselves (the regular pronomina do not cover these travesties of nature). This is bad.



And here above this "Iceman" character is dismissing the strategy that Jesus would have endorsed. He's telling how it would get gradually better if one just hid the unnatural urges and concentrated on doing God's work. He's admitting it would be easier to "put that part of yourself away" and "act straight". This is all Jesus asks: not to be happy now on Earth but to obey and endure during this mortal existence so that the Doors of Heaven would open one day. It's simple and it's plain and it is inconceivable that these characters complain.

Deuteronomy 29:29
The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law.

Keep the unnatural urges secret. Jesus will see them and regard your denial of your primal urges highly! He'll reward you for your unhappiness in due course! He'll never give you more than you can bear!



Jesus will appreciate your pain!

2 Corinthians 4:8
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair;

No need to worry! Jesus will fix things. BUT what does Mr. Lee think of all this?! Let us see:

"I don't care what happens, as long as they tell good stories...and they do."

He doesn't care. With that statement he just sent a few million youths into Hell. Well, Mr. Lee, Jesus DOES care.

1 Samuel 10:2
When thou art departed from me to day, then thou shalt find two men by Rachel's sepulchre in the border of Benjamin at Zelzah; and they will say unto thee, The asses which thou wentest to seek are found: and, lo, thy father hath left the care of the asses, and sorroweth for you, saying, What shall I do for my son?

He cares. And. He. Is. Angry!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

December 28 is Stan Lee's birthday. He turns 94 today. He turns 94 despite being old and blind and ravaged with sin. When compared to how many celebrities the Good Lord sent to their eternal damnation in this year alone, it is clear Stan Lee has made a deal with the devil.

[FooFighters]

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