[SUV]

Yes, Friends, apparently after taking a small break from her Wanton Behavior, she's in the CNN headlines again today for bathing topless. Something like that. I'm too much of a Lady to have lingered long over a headline like that.

Also please Pray for our own Pastor Ale Pizzle, who'd gone to try to give her a good old Christian "hands-on"-type Conversion and hasn't come back yet. Despite his crusty exterior, this Dear Man is a actually a big old softie, so if she splashed him or something it may have Wounded him deeply - and he's just curled up in a big old ball there, poolside, Weeping. Just Like Jesus Did!™

[Talitha]

I'll certainly Pray for her Sister Sue

For Pastor Pistle too.

I wonder if Britney still has her Pet Beaver Kevin?
Last I hear she was thinking about having it shaved

[SUV]

Oh GOD, Sister! Poor Kevin! He looks like he just saw The Armageddon!

Which perhaps he did....

Still no sign of Pasta Al I see