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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-20-2017, 03:38 AM

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Heck, MY DAD plays this game with me, and he loves it!
That is poor parenting. He should be beating you:


Proverbs 24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.



Does your father beat you from time to time? How long is the rod he uses? Or is he letting you into Hell but just being a "fun" father that cares about you and lets you play videogames?


And, by the way, you should be hating your father:


Luke 14:26 “If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.”



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-20-2017, 09:09 AM

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Ok, first of all, let me get this straight. I only signed up on this forum to reply to this. Second, the point.

I am 14 years old and play this game frequently. I have 863+ hrs. of the game and do not take any of it homo sexually at all. How is saying "Get behind me doctor!" HOMOSEXUAL!!? If someone said IRL, "I love this Doctor!" is that homosexual?

Second, Really? It is a video game. I understand if you don't want a young child to play a game such as Team Fortress 2, but everything you said was ridiculous. The devil didn't make this too, a game dev company made this. Almost all of my friends own this game and love playing this game with me. Heck, MY DAD plays this game with me, and he loves it!

"as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening" DUH! It's a video game! God never got pissed off at us for playing a violent video game because it isn't real life. Unless there is someone out there so dumb that he is willing to mimic this stuff, No one is going to mimic whats in a video game.

Look, I don't want to rant, but your son was 15 in 2010, and can probably play a game such as TF2 at that age.

Take the red pill guys

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-20-2017, 04:46 PM

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Hi Paco,

Taking the red pill refers to accepting something that is actually real. If you believe TF2 is real I feel sorry for you.

Kind regards,

Roland

Edit: Are you soliciting for the red team on this forum? That is bad forum decorum.
I don't think TF2 is real. I'm telling everyone to GET REAL on this forum. Everyone is brainwashed on here. Like I said TF2 is a video game. Its a FPS (First Person shooter) That is a game. Its in a folder on your computer. Its coded by a game company. No one understands this?

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-20-2017, 04:52 PM

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That is poor parenting. He should be beating you:


Proverbs 24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.



Does your father beat you from time to time? How long is the rod he uses? Or is he letting you into Hell but just being a "fun" father that cares about you and lets you play videogames?


And, by the way, you should be hating your father:


Luke 14:26 “If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.”



Good luck in Hell! I hope the devil does not get behind YOU there!
"That is poor parenting. He should be beating you:"
What the heck? Are you insane? You're promoting BEATING A CHILD? WOW! I can't believe what I'm hearing

"My Or is he letting you into Hell but just being a "fun" father that cares about you and lets you play videogames?"

What is wrong with you? Is having a loving father that cares about me, plays video games with me, and lets me do things bad? Are you mad? WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ON THIS FORUM???

Look I am not Baptist. I respect your opinion, but right now, you sound LIKE THE DEVIL..

A 14 year old is making more since on this forum then any of you right now. I can't believe it

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-20-2017, 04:57 PM

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Kudos to you! You just made (almost) a complete essay, and its not bullshiet! Just, 10/10 boi
Thanks man! I appreciate that SOMEONE understands common sense on here.

Sorry if I rant a lot on here, just trying to talk sense to people on here

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-20-2017, 05:27 PM

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What the heck? Are you insane? You're promoting BEATING A CHILD? WOW! I can't believe what I'm hearing
You're confused, dear. You say you're not a Baptist, but surely you recognize the Holy Bible as a source of Superior Morality, right? You recognize that God is the author of Righteousness, and He defines Right from Wrong.

My dear Brother in Christ told you the Holy Bible promotes beating a child, not he personally. It's very clear. He even told you where to find it! Please, allow me to reference it again...
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
Proverbs 13:24
You might wonder why a loving God promotes the beating of young flesh. It's very simple, dear. This is for the good of the community, the good of the child:
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child;
but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
Proverbs 22:15

The rod and reproof give wisdom:
but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.
Proverbs 29:15
Do you see? A parent who loves their child and doesn't want to see them grow up to be duped by charlatans, who wants to spare the world around him another ignorant jackass, will diligently beat said child until they aren't so foolish. In addition to being socially responsible, said beaten child won't embarrass his mother. You are a fine example of the very reason beating children is Good Christian Values. Your mother must cry herself to sleep every night. Brother Gonzalez is helping you to spare your mother's anguish and your father's humiliation.

But the primary reason a True Christian™ parent delights in beating his child (Proverbs 29:17), is to save him from eternal damnation:
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
Proverbs 23:14
What kind of parent could love their child and not try their hardest to prevent a known horror?

But do not worry, dear. The Bible promises that the True Christian™ parent who beats their child with the rod of correction will not kill that child:

Withhold not correction from the child:
for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
Proverbs 23:13

And if the Bible promises, then we know it's True!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-20-2017, 06:01 PM

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Thanks man! I appreciate that SOMEONE understands common sense on here.

Sorry if I rant a lot on here, just trying to talk sense to people on here

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Nah their too clever. im justa idiot, and i want to sniff my mamma's panties. cheers lad!
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-20-2017, 09:36 PM

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"That is poor parenting. He should be beating you:"
What the heck? Are you insane? You're promoting BEATING A CHILD? WOW! I can't believe what I'm hearing

"My Or is he letting you into Hell but just being a "fun" father that cares about you and lets you play videogames?"

What is wrong with you? Is having a loving father that cares about me, plays video games with me, and lets me do things bad? Are you mad? WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ON THIS FORUM???

Look I am not Baptist. I respect your opinion, but right now, you sound LIKE THE DEVIL..

A 14 year old is making more since on this forum then any of you right now. I can't believe it

~PacoTaco03
I am not promoting anything, Paquito. God is. You know there is a book called the Bible. I quoted it exactly.


Your father is doing a poor job, according to God standards.


I hope there is hope for you, but you seem blind to God's teachings.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-23-2017, 02:08 PM

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hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67
This is simply NOT TRUE of this game. I speak from SHAMEFUL experience, but it is, in fact, about pointless killing to prove which of two brothers loves his father MORE. FURTHERMORE, there are underlying themes of COMMUNISM and COMMIE AGENDAS as well as blatantly accepting INSANITY as a common thing. For example, the Heavy is a pig from Soviet Russia in the 1960s, and the Pyro is a horrifying, barely human, psychotic, sociopathic LUNATIC who burns people for fun!!! Do we want our youth exposed to this un-Christian GARBAGE? That's not the worst of this game, however. It RELENTLESSLY mocks our powerful, capable military by portraying our troops as horribly stupid people who use SHOVELS for weapons. It stereotypes all southerners as beer-drinking, guitar playing soft-talkers who HATE all else. This game goes so far as to use an AUSSIE'S URINE AS A WEAPON!!!!! This is horrifying, and MUST be stopped!!!
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Cool Have Fun - 07-25-2017, 05:57 AM

My friends and i play this game a long time ago made us mad at times but doesnt mean try to kill everyone fun would you like it if someone did that to god if not then dont hate on others things they like or love dont try to make it something its not i saw this post very not happy but if you want to hurt someone why is it hurting others then
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-27-2017, 06:30 PM

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if anyone is actually taking this seriously just know that the entire tf2 community is laughing at you lol
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if anyone is actually taking this seriously just know that the entire tf2 community is laughing at you lol
Many in the LBC community are laughing at you. Ironic, isn't it?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-08-2017, 02:38 PM

LFS this friday 9:30EST.
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LFS this friday 9:30EST.
Dearling,

How nice of you to visit God's favorite forum. Your spelling skills are a bit deficient so I had to look up the new small talk that you use. I was able to decipher by using a nice Interwebs database called 'urban dictionary' that LFS means 'Little Flower School'.

Charming! You must be a well-behaved young Lady! of course, it is necessary that we examine these words against a Biblical background!

Luke 12:32
Fear not, little flock; for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom.


Isaiah 40:8
The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.


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But when divers were hardened, and believed not, but spake evil of that way before the multitude, he departed from them, and separated the disciples, disputing daily in the school of one Tyrannus.


It is quite possible that this Tyrannus could have been one of the last survivors of the Created Theropod Kind, but that is not important right now. What is important is the Magnificent Message of these three verses: Even You can choose Jesus by studying the Bible. Your years as a delicate flower will fade but by persevering you might one day also spread the Good Word of God! You oughtn't hesitate any more. Coming here to be educated by us is a good start!


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-15-2017, 11:57 PM

Well aren't you an uneducated twat.. You are really the trouble here, saying that a GAME, causes murder and to protect our youth, religion does make people more dumb because they spend more time in a book about some fake stuff, and I am a nerdy person, i have gay friends, and you my lady, are one stupid uh.. I don't want to use profanity because it's "against god". And i do like tf2, it is a fun game. Have fun in your ignorance!
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-16-2017, 12:06 AM

Ok ok... Just tell me please.. how masturbation isn't normal, and from left to right- pyro, engineer, french spy, Russian heavy, sniper, scout, American soldier, demolitions expert, and medic, and what's wrong with homosexuals? They are also people too, but at least they aren't brainwashed idiots like you
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-16-2017, 12:12 AM

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Many in the LBC community are laughing at you. Ironic, isn't it?
LBC- little bitching cunts, and irony is something that's unexpected, and people in some stupid beliefs society that can't handle the reality laughing at someone with sense is just completely expected. Have fun with your ignorance
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-16-2017, 12:17 AM

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Dearling,

How nice of you to visit God's favorite forum. Your spelling skills are a bit deficient so I had to look up the new small talk that you use. I was able to decipher by using a nice Interwebs database called 'urban dictionary' that LFS means 'Little Flower School'.

Charming! You must be a well-behaved young Lady! of course, it is necessary that we examine these words against a Biblical background!

Luke 12:32
Fear not, little flock; for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom.


Isaiah 40:8
The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.


Acts 19:9
But when divers were hardened, and believed not, but spake evil of that way before the multitude, he departed from them, and separated the disciples, disputing daily in the school of one Tyrannus.


It is quite possible that this Tyrannus could have been one of the last survivors of the Created Theropod Kind, but that is not important right now. What is important is the Magnificent Message of these three verses: Even You can choose Jesus by studying the Bible. Your years as a delicate flower will fade but by persevering you might one day also spread the Good Word of God! You oughtn't hesitate any more. Coming here to be educated by us is a good start!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer
Ok ok ok... NEVER ALLOW LIFE SUPPORT OR CPR???? I would've already been DEAD, and my grandpa would be too, if it wasn't for that stuff. How about learn some science for once or at least accept reality as it is.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-16-2017, 12:23 AM

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This is simply NOT TRUE of this game. I speak from SHAMEFUL experience, but it is, in fact, about pointless killing to prove which of two brothers loves his father MORE. FURTHERMORE, there are underlying themes of COMMUNISM and COMMIE AGENDAS as well as blatantly accepting INSANITY as a common thing. For example, the Heavy is a pig from Soviet Russia in the 1960s, and the Pyro is a horrifying, barely human, psychotic, sociopathic LUNATIC who burns people for fun!!! Do we want our youth exposed to this un-Christian GARBAGE? That's not the worst of this game, however. It RELENTLESSLY mocks our powerful, capable military by portraying our troops as horribly stupid people who use SHOVELS for weapons. It stereotypes all southerners as beer-drinking, guitar playing soft-talkers who HATE all else. This game goes so far as to use an AUSSIE'S URINE AS A WEAPON!!!!! This is horrifying, and MUST be stopped!!!
Wow.. your autism needs to be stopped
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