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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-12-2010, 04:38 PM

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Well how about the danes you falsly accused of pedophelia, drug-abuse, cheating, hating, ect. ect. ect.?
Don't know exactly who you are talking about, however if you are referring to the danes that i correctly stated for pedophelia, drug-abuse, cheating, hating, etc. ( as it can clearly be seen in the links in the first post ) then no, i do not own them an excuse, and i most certainly never will. Have a nice day.
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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-12-2010, 05:05 PM

This thread troubles me. Look at the title. I would ask what it is that Denmark supposedly sucks, but I don't think that I would really want to know.

Our dear Brother Cranky Old Man set up a respectable thread on why God hated Denmark. He gave out Bible verses and used those to illustrate activities and behaviors going on in Denmark with legal, governmental endorsement that are not acceptable in God's sight.

This thread is about a person or persons hating Denmark. What mortal man can adequately hate a whole country? That's God's ballywick, buster!

There are a few people from Denmark who heard the call of God thanks to COM's thread. They have repented, not only of their own sins, but they have also acknowledged that many of the social practices accepted in their country are contrary to the Bible.

We have welcomed these folk to LBC and pray with them that Denmark and other countries which God hates for disobeying Him on such a massive scale be shown the error of their ways.

God alone is awesome. God alone can hate a nation of state mandated sin. We are told which PEOPLE to hate in the Bible based on their individual participation in specific sinful behavior. God alone will judge the nations.

Furthermore, God has more class than to throw around such statements as "This or that people suck" in the Bible. Did He state, "The Philistines suck"? Did He command, "The Caananites suck, go stop them from sucking"?

God cursed certain nations and groups regularly in the Bible and He commanded His righteous to slay them. But at least He did it like a grown up.

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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-12-2010, 06:35 PM

Chapter 2, Danish Mentality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tinUj61k-Vk

Denmark, as previously mentioned, is small society with massive social problems. One thing which is typical danish/scandinavian, is the long, dark winters in Denmark.

http://fpn.dk/liv/krop_valvare/article1511215.ece

As this article claims, each second danish citizen suffers in the winter-darkness, which either makes that person go nuts or break down into a winter-depression. This is one of the responsibilities as for why people in Denmark behaves in an odd, strange, unexplained way. I have located a small group of primitive Denmarkians, which i will be using to represent the infamous Danish Mentality.

Danish mentality, is basically to create a problem, blame other people for it, deny responsibility and if needed, blame another person for your own mistakes, and preferably insult that person as well, mainly in groups of two people or more. This is a typical danish behaviour, only found in Denmark. Take this video as an example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brKdb...eature=related

Let's look up a few comments found in this video, written by the danish citizens:

The guy in the video was attacked by aggressive danish citizens, who were clearly suffering from winter-darkness in Denmark. Let's have a quick look at some of these comments, written by Denmarkians.

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2 months ago.
Greetings from Happy Denmark, you Influenza infected bastard!


1. The first comment contains a greeting from a Denmarkian who claims to be happy, while at the same time insulting a person that he/she is talking to, for being an "influenza infected bastard".
Why would a happy person need to do throw out insults at the same time? Only a Denmarkian would.

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6 days ago.
You are an arrogant prick, and I really don't like your attitude.


2. Comment two, contains a Denmarkian who accuses other people for being arrogant pricks, while claiming that he or she does not like other peoples attitude. Is it typical danish, to dislike other peoples attitudes, while being extremely offensive and misbehaving at the same time? I believe it is.

That is all for now. More to come later. God bless you all.
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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-12-2010, 07:58 PM

Is that you in the first video?
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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-12-2010, 08:47 PM

There are crazy people in every country, I don't stereotype the whole U.S. for being Christian lunatics because of the people here.

Why does this forum have this?
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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-12-2010, 11:08 PM

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There are crazy people in every country, I don't stereotype the whole U.S. for being Christian lunatics because of the people here.

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What's wrong with having the Swedish flag here, and why is that relevant?
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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-13-2010, 12:08 AM

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Chapter 2, Danish Mentality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tinUj61k-Vk

Denmark, as previously mentioned, is small society with massive social problems. One thing which is typical danish/scandinavian, is the long, dark winters in Denmark.

http://fpn.dk/liv/krop_valvare/article1511215.ece

As this article claims, each second danish citizen suffers in the winter-darkness, which either makes that person go nuts or break down into a winter-depression. This is one of the responsibilities as for why people in Denmark behaves in an odd, strange, unexplained way. I have located a small group of primitive Denmarkians, which i will be using to represent the infamous Danish Mentality.

Danish mentality, is basically to create a problem, blame other people for it, deny responsibility and if needed, blame another person for your own mistakes, and preferably insult that person as well, mainly in groups of two people or more. This is a typical danish behaviour, only found in Denmark. Take this video as an example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brKdb...eature=related

Let's look up a few comments found in this video, written by the danish citizens:

The guy in the video was attacked by aggressive danish citizens, who were clearly suffering from winter-darkness in Denmark. Let's have a quick look at some of these comments, written by Denmarkians.

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2 months ago.
Greetings from Happy Denmark, you Influenza infected bastard!


1. The first comment contains a greeting from a Denmarkian who claims to be happy, while at the same time insulting a person that he/she is talking to, for being an "influenza infected bastard".
Why would a happy person need to do throw out insults at the same time? Only a Denmarkian would.

thomasvixoe
6 days ago.
You are an arrogant prick, and I really don't like your attitude.


2. Comment two, contains a Denmarkian who accuses other people for being arrogant pricks, while claiming that he or she does not like other peoples attitude. Is it typical danish, to dislike other peoples attitudes, while being extremely offensive and misbehaving at the same time? I believe it is.

That is all for now. More to come later. God bless you all.
awesomeness you still have failed to understand about salvation. Sister Handmaiden had written an excellent comment, but you have failed to understand what she wrote.

I watched the first video, I assume you had not watched it to the very end. The man in the video was trying to get Denmarkians to find the truth in the Lord.

This winter darkness syndrome is a punishment from God. Why would you question a punishment from God. If you read the article God is punishing those who do not go and enjoy sunlight He has made.

Perhaps you should take time to reflect on what you have said. Re-read what Sister Handmaiden has written and find ways to help Denmarkians find Salvation in the Lord.


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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-13-2010, 10:25 AM

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Denmark is a small, unknown country, located in the middle between Germany,Sweden & Norway, which, by the way, are three countries that are way superior in all aspects.

Denmark is populated by a racist,self-egoistic, arrogant people called "Danes", or Denmarkians.

Denmark is a country with massive social problems. However, instead of preventing it and doing something about it, the Denmarkians are known for their so called Danish Mentality.

Danish Mentality consists of denying the truth, lying ( if needed ), blaming everyone else as well as pointing fingers and insulting those who disagrees with them. A very primitive and rare behaviour, only found inside the head of the primitive danish people.

Denmark is crime haven. Once you commit a crime, you can go out free again and continue with the crime that you were previously caught doing. For example, a paedophile in Denmark can go out, have intercourse with children, then after being released by the sick danish government he can go out and repeat it as much as he would like. Source:

http://jp.dk/indland/krimi/article2202484.ece

This danish citizen, has been arrested a total of 4 times, yet the danish government doesnt not see as why he should not be allowed to work with kids. A very sick place indeed.

Denmark has the highest taxes. This is to confuse and brainwash the danish youth and foreigners about how great a country Denmark is. In reality, despite the high taxes, Denmark has a low level of prosperity and welfare. The money is not used on its citizens, but rather on brainwashing people into believing how great a country Denmark is.

http://nyhederne.tv2.dk/article/33940159/

This danish citizen, was denied help from the danish government, despite the fact that he suffers from serious illness and needed help immediately. While the danish news and media are brainwashing people into beliving that denmark is a great country, these people in Denmark are suffering.

Denmark are known for having one of the highest amounts of alcohol-abuse in the world.

http://politiken.dk/newsinenglish/EC...alcohol-list-/

Despite there are other countries that has a high level of alcohol-intake as well, the difference is that while say France and Italy are known for drinking good, healthy wine, Denmark is known for abusing alcohol instead. Tuborg is a popular beer in Denmark ( but only in Denmark ) which basically is a beer that taste like shit but gets the danish citizens drunk extremely fast.

Drug abuse. Denmark has the highest abuse of cocain in europe.

http://www.dr.dk/Nyheder/Andre_sprog.../28/110022.htm

This does not explain the behaviour of the danish people, the fact that they are Denmarkians is a natural disease which they are born with, but take a danish citizen, mix it with cheap tuborg beer and see him/her abuse the white powder, and there you have it. A typical danish person.

Will be continued with more later.

None of them are relevant to your claims

The last link actually proves exactly, that Denmark is not the country with the highest cockain abuse.

The first link doesn't work, and the second is drawn from a single episode. The Danish welfare system is actually the most universal there is!

https://www.workindenmark.dk/Find%20...dssamfund.aspx


Oh, and so what if we like to drink! Don't be jealous because I can handle a bear or two more than you
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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-13-2010, 12:59 PM

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Oh, and so what if we like to drink! Don't be jealous because I can handle a bear or two more than you
even as a Denmarkians trying to find Salvation i dont understand this you mean your drinking bears that is just wrong what have that animal ever done to you
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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-13-2010, 01:11 PM

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None of them are relevant to your claims
Each and every single link is relevant to each claim that has been made, and backed up by statistics and facts.

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The last link actually proves exactly, that Denmark is not the country with the highest cockain abuse.
Your danish "deny reality and cover it up with a lie"-mentality does not work here, Denmarkian.

Taken directly from the statistic.

According to the yearly UN narcotics report, Denmark has the dubious honour of being among the European countries with the highest level of cocaine abuse in the population, writes daily newspaper Berlingske Tidende.



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The first link doesn't work, and the second is drawn from a single episode.
The second link is not taken from a single episode. There have been several similar episodes of the same issues in Denmark. People are being rejected and mistreated by your so called "Great Society". It happens regularly.

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The Danish welfare system is actually the most universal there is!
Now that is truly a lie, Denmarkian. The website "Workindenmark" is a tourist attraction to help seek international workers to Denmark, and the lies about Denmark being a "welfare" country is written by Denmarkians.

http://www.photius.com/rankings/healthranks.html

As you can clearly see, Denmark comes down on spot 34 and is ranked quite low when it comes to healthcare. But that may be too difficult for your delusional danish brain to understand.


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Oh, and so what if we like to drink! Don't be jealous because I can handle a bear or two more than you
I bow to your superior experience of getting drunk in cheap, danish beer while ending up in a local hospital with alcohol poisoning or, in worst case scenario, death.

http://www.icenews.is/index.php/2010...alcohol-abuse/

Apart from that, we do not drink bears here in the states, as they are an endangered animal species. We drink beer. You should try that too someday, I reckon greenpeace will be rather pissed if they found out that the Denmarkians ran around and drank bears.
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Oh, and so what if we like to drink! Don't be jealous because I can handle a bear or two more than you


Was it a mere typographical error?


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Apart from that, we do not drink bears here in the states, as they are an endangered animal species. We drink beer. You should try that too someday, I reckon greenpeace will be rather pissed if they found out that the Denmarkians ran around and drank bears.
Would Greenpeace be upset?

As you all know Iceland is a small dot of land in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, that is owned by Denmark.
It is a fact that Iceland hunts and kills thousands of whales each year
Iceland's whale-hunting increase sparks outcry among ...


Has Greenpeace stopped this act?

Now how can we say with certainty that the Denmarkiens do not hunt bears and put them into blenders and liquefy the poor bears?

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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-13-2010, 02:27 PM

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What's wrong with having the Swedish flag here, and why is that relevant?
Swedish = same symbols, Yellow cross, Blue filling.
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Swedish = same symbols, Yellow cross, Blue filling.
Why are you derailing this thread?
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I'm not, answering a question, and it all began about Denmarks so I am not derailing it.
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I'm not, answering a question, and it all began about Denmarks so I am not derailing it.

I believe the subject is Denmark, why are you talking about Sweedeland?
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Would Greenpeace be upset?

As you all know Iceland is a small dot of land in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, that is owned by Denmark.
It is a fact that Iceland hunts and kills thousands of whales each year
Iceland's whale-hunting increase sparks outcry among ...


Has Greenpeace stopped this act?

Now how can we say with certainty that the Denmarkiens do not hunt bears and put them into blenders and liquefy the poor bears?

YIC James Dewitt
Well, it seems that a Denmarkish beer company named Carlsberg are hunting down wild elephants, and then liquefying the poor animals to create one of their most popular beers, "Carlsberg Elephant Beer", so i will not rule out that the Denmarkians are planning on doing the same thing with bears, as well. I wonder what Greenpeace would say, if they found out about the Denmarkians bizarre drinking culture.

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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-13-2010, 08:01 PM

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Swedish = same symbols, Yellow cross, Blue filling.
You can see the Swedish flag here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379

now please stay on the topic, which is why Awesomeness hates Denmark so much.
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Well, it seems that a Denmarkish beer company named Carlsberg are hunting down wild elephants, and then liquefying the poor animals to create one of their most popular beers, "Carlsberg Elephant Beer", so i will not rule out that the Denmarkians are planning on doing the same thing with bears, as well. I wonder what Greenpeace would say, if they found out about the Denmarkians bizarre drinking culture.




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Who cares if Carlsberg is using Bears or Elephants to make beer?, it is about the only rational use for those animals anyway.

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Who cares if Carlsberg is using Bears or Elephants to make beer?, it is about the only rational use for those animals anyway.

Oh, that's not true! Bears make great rugs. And elephants make great scrimshaw.


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Default Re: Why Denmark Sucks - 10-14-2010, 10:14 AM

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Oh, that's not true! Bears make great rugs. And elephants make great scrimshaw.


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Very true, but those uses are not made impossible, by using the rest of the animal in the production of beer.


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