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Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
02-26-2007, 12:39 AM
Thanks to the liberal Canadian government, this Easter Bunny is on the loose! And I promise if he's in your child's bedroom, he isn't there to leave a basket of treats!
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
02-26-2007, 01:10 AM
It's bad enough that these sickos have to invade our malls every Christmas disguised in red clothing and white beards luring children to sit on their laps with promises of presents and candy canes, but now they're after our children on Easter too? Can't Jesus have just one special day that doesn't turn into a pedophile sin-fest?
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
02-26-2007, 11:45 AM
I have long warned of the dangers of pagan egg-hunts, and here is proof of all my darkest suspicions. Parents, make sure your children understand that all Easter Eggs are of Satan and to be avoided at all costs, but especially the pink hairy ones!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
02-26-2007, 12:13 PM
The true nature of the Easter Rabbit is revealed in this snapshot taken in an unguarded moment. Ask yourselves; Do you want to expose your child to demons like this?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
02-26-2007, 02:16 PM
The rabbit has been a symbol of satan for many years. From that greasy pervert hugh hefner and his playboy bunnies; all the way to the Trix Rabbit (" Trix are for KIDS") trying to lure our children into sexual deviancy via breakfast cereal.
If you need any more proof of the true meaning of rabbit symbolism; I dare you to click the following link. ( WARNING: Not for those weak in the faith or womenfolk).
http://www.extremerestraints.com/bun...-plug_440.html
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
02-26-2007, 02:44 PM
And so soon after we got done for another eight months or so with this Pervert:
I do Believe that this is somehow all related to the Most Foul and Evil "PantyCake Bunny" attempting to make a comeback on our Godly board after years of (Blessed) absence.
(But, he is....Winston Churchill? I'd heard that he was Dead!)
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
02-26-2007, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by SUV
And so soon after we got done for another eight months or so with this Pervert:
I do Believe that this is somehow all related to the Most Foul and Evil "PantyCake Bunny" attempting to make a comeback on our Godly board after years of (Blessed) absence.
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You don't mean this evil bunny, do you?
The bad bunny is dead.
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
02-26-2007, 07:02 PM
Why, yes! Yes it was, Brother Knees! I'll never forget that Evil, Satanical Name: "Oolong"
And its Foul, most awful Visage - leading one into hunger; and distractions from Prayer.
And oh my God, wait....now I know where my missing Dungbread got to!
HE MUST BE STOPPED!!!
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
02-26-2007, 07:09 PM
I had no idea that rabbit was a breakfast food. Being from the south, we naturally deep fried just about every animal known to man. I've never tried fried rabbit for breakfast, but with some gravy, hash browns, eggs and biscits... It might just replace county ham and eggs.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
03-10-2008, 05:07 PM
It's stories like this that gives the Easter bunny a bad name. However, why do you continue to demonize Easter?
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
03-10-2008, 06:32 PM
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...all the way to the Trix Rabbit ("Trix are for KIDS") trying to lure our children into sexual deviancy via breakfast cereal.
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Most people simply eat breakfast cereal, not have sex with it.
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
03-10-2008, 06:38 PM
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Most people simply eat breakfast cereal, not have sex with it.
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Well more the pity, isn't it Dances? Now you know how the world looks from the Christian perspective. Depravity every ware, people fornication with their childern's food.
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
03-10-2008, 07:18 PM
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Well more the pity, isn't it Dances? Now you know how the world looks from the Christian perspective. Depravity every ware, people fornication with their childern's food.
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If you want to fornicate with your food, go right ahead - sounds messy to me, and a waste of food.
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
03-10-2008, 07:32 PM
Food gets wasted, you just have to learn to live with that.
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
03-11-2008, 02:33 AM
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If you want to fornicate with your food, go right ahead - sounds messy to me, and a waste of food.
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I see, so now you're advocating Sploshing.
Is there no end to your depravity?!
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
03-11-2008, 04:05 PM
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I see, so now you're advocating Sploshing.
Is there no end to your depravity?!
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I'm not ADVOCATING anything - but if BJ would rather piffle his Cheerios than eat them, that's between him and General Mills.
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
03-12-2008, 02:41 AM
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I'm not ADVOCATING anything - but if BJ would rather piffle his Cheerios than eat them, that's between him and General Mills.
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Brother B-J is NOT some sploshing Homer who wants to share his "Lucky Charms" with some hot military daddy-man!!
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
03-27-2012, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Thanks to the liberal Canadian government, this Easter Bunny is on the loose! And I promise if he's in your child's bedroom, he isn't there to leave a basket of treats!
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Are you trying to describe the Easter Bunny as a child molester?
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Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large! -
03-27-2012, 12:36 AM
Your first post is to resurrect a four year old conversation? Wow.
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03-27-2012, 12:37 AM
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Are you trying to describe the Easter Bunny as a child molester?
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If someone tries to get into a child's bedroom in disguise by befriending them with sweets what would call it?
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