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Default Re: Wanted: Woman who doesn't put wasp nests in her cooter! - 09-16-2017, 02:03 AM

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I'll bet Ms Clinton put the hornets in her vajayjay as a quick-me-up beauty routine because Bill won't give her the money for vaginalplasty! This feeble attempt to fool anyone is of course all in vain.
It would certainly explain her sudden... passion.




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Wanted: Woman who doesn't put wasp nests in her cooter! - 09-16-2017, 02:13 AM

Not to ignore that leery WASP behind her shoving his mike in her face, looking all too interested.
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Default Re: Wanted: Woman who doesn't put wasp nests in her cooter! - 09-30-2017, 12:08 AM

As a single woman looking for a good, Christian husband to guide her I believe I am a candidate?


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Default Re: Wanted: Woman who doesn't put wasp nests in her cooter! - 09-30-2017, 12:53 AM

I'm looking for an American, honey.


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Default Re: Wanted: Woman who doesn't put wasp nests in her cooter! - 09-30-2017, 01:54 AM

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I'm looking for an American, honey.
Well, I was born in Colorado so...


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