[Jessica4JC]

Hello everyone, sorry if I haven't posted in a while. Busy with home and church life (signed up to be organizer of our church's women's Bible study). Anyways, I have two sons, one just turned 5 and the other is 2. They're good kids but can get in each other's hair. So, I thought maybe getting a pet for them would give them some companionship and play. I don't want a cat because they're occultish and sinister. I know witches and pagans have cats for pets. I would get a dog but my husband is deathly allergic to them so we can't have them in the house.

So, what about adopting a negro baby as a pet? I know someone who knows some people who can get me a relatively healthy niglet for under $300. But, I've never been around many negroes (even though there's quite a bit here in Texas, they stay to their side of town). But, I have some questions.

1. Are they difficult to housebreak? I've heard their intelligence is between that of a dog and a chimp, and I've housebroke dogs when I was little, so it shouldn't be difficult, right?
2. How can you discipline them? I do not want some unruly ape pooping in the kitchen sink and breaking dishes and sassing off and throwing gang signs when company is over. I want one that's quiet, obedient, and smiles alot. Like Uncle Remus from Song of the South (the ONLY good movie Disney ever made).
3. Are they expensive to care for? Food shouldn't be an issue. A neighbor of mine grows his own watermelon so I could get that for free actually. But, can I save money on medical costs by taking the niglet to a vet? I don't want to waste my HMO on a pet!

Finally, we're thinking of names. Hubby wants to name the niglet "Rex" or "Buster". Personally, I like the name "Mr. Bojangles". If anyone else has any names, I'd like to hear them!

YIC,
Jessica

[Talitha]

I'm sorry, no. They do not make good pets at all.
As soon as they can walk, the males tend to steal anything they set their eyes on. May The Lord help you if you happen to have a Pie cooling on the window sill or a chicken on the table.
They become violent from the age of 6 and attempt fornication with any living thing including pets.
The females are not much better, as anyone with staff know, they are very difficult to house train.

This may be a much more suitable option

[James Hutchins]

Deaconess, you posted a picture of a niglet in error. Where is the image of a goldfish or other manageable creature?

[lukasekman]

Negroes are good house pets as long as you treat them properly. I heard with a negro breeder, and here's a list of things to consider:

• Negroes have much less neurodiversity than human, so they respond predictable to punishments and treats.
• Negro faces have much less variation than human faces; it happen that negro owners accidentally swap their negroes. Use dog tags. Just ask yourself: when you mix up the characters in a movie, which skin color do they have?
• Negroes are natural born slaves, and feel comfortable as servants. But you must behave as a Master, I suggest you take a Master class. If a negro is deprived of his natural role, he will become very restless and cause you trouble.
• Consider a pygmy, there's several breeds of negroes that have an adult stature shorter than five feet. Examples are Aka, Baka, Mbuti, and Twa.
• Negroes love bananas and climbing trees.
• The cheapest way to get a negro is to travel to Africa and trade an iPod for a negro child.

Good luck with your negro pet. If you follow the guideline, you'll likely get lots of entertainment for your kids and get a decent house servant.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by lukasekman

Negroes have much less neurodiversity than human, so they respond predictable to punishments and treats.

I need to stop you right there. Speaking about nigra as if they weren't human is racist evolutionist rhetoric. Evolution teaches us that nigra are the missing links between whites and gorillas. This is simply not the case. That's a horrible thing to say about a people. We would never be so cruel as to make such a disresepctful statement.

No, in fact they are simply cursed with both a hideous countenance, limited intelligence and destiny to be slaves to whites forever. That is all. So please, don't insult those poor people with debasing comments about them being other than human.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Friend, would you want a mountain lion as a pet? An elephant? A moose? Like those animals the negro is feral and requires great amounts of space to live. You cannot just put one in a crate for 16 hours a day and let it out to pee every once in a while. They need street corners to sell drugs on, crack houses to do drugs in, basketball courts to play midnight pick-up games and entire city blocks to commit drive-by shootings. Trying to domesticate the negro only takes away from their mystery and majesty. If you must, just go on an urban safari to Detroit or Baltimore to watch them in their habitat, but don't try to keep one as a pet (also remember not to feed them).

[Zechariah Smyth]

They have a particular "earthy" odor, so they should definitely have their own quarters away from the main house.

Have you ever gone to someone's house that had hound dogs, and it has that hound smell? Same dynamic is at play here, and while YOU will grow accustomed to it, any visitors will notice it immediately.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[Daisy Mae Johnson]

When Tater was little I bought him what I thought was a chimp from the local pet store. A few months later I found out it was really a little nigra boy so I sold him to Brother Worthington for a $25.00 gift certificate to the Olive Garden and a 6-pack of Fresca.

[Remy Lebeau]

No.

Alot of people buy exotic animals and are unprepared for the fact that they grow up. You'll enjoy the new tithing money as I'm sure you will get some kind of government handout for having one in your house. And you might be able to turn that wool on there head into a sweater, but that free ride will be over in 3 years. By that time it will probably be trying to mount you.

JUST SAY NO TO NIGLETS

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friend,

You asked:

Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets???

As I'm sure you're aware, there is substantial empirical literature regarding this issue.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[WWJDnow]

Welcome back, Jessica. Thanks for another Godly post. There are a couple of things, however, that I'd like to suggest you consider.

First, I know that your intentions are good, but some people (not me, of course) find the term niglet to be an ethnic slur. Of course, we do not tolerate any racism here at Landover, so perhaps in the future you'd consider using the more neutral word pickaninny to refer to negro children.

Second, I do hope that your women's Bible study is lead by a man. Remember, the Apostle Paul said in 1 Timothy 11-15:

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

So please, I implore you, do not listen to what any woman in your Bible study has to say, since, like you, they are all temptresses who would be better served by bearing children.

[BettyeHenkel]

It can be a good house pet if you do know how to handle them. You can consult a veterinarian if what could be the best thing for you to do for this creature in order to be a perfect house pet.

Cat Diet

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Originally Posted by BettyeHenkel

It can be a good house pet if you do know how to handle them. You can consult a veterinarian if what could be the best thing for you to do for this creature in order to be a perfect house pet.

Cat Diet

Hey that's great.

How about you head over here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

and use the Introduction Forum to tell us a little about yourself before you just barge on in and start telling us what to do? kthksbai.

~Nate

[slixor]

I myself have a few n****** as house pets. Small ones, nigglings I like to call them. The only problem with them is they stink the whole house out and they steal things. Other than that, they're very good pets.

[Brains]

What a bunch of ignorant, close-minded bible thumping rednecks...

This post is disgusting.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by slixor

I myself have a few ******* as house pets. Small ones, nigglings I like to call them. The only problem with them is they stink the whole house out and they steal things. Other than that, they're very good pets.

Son, we don't use the "N" word around here.
We don't want anyone to be under the illusion we are racist!!!!

Originally Posted by Brains

This post is disgusting.

I'm glad you think so.

[glader333]

Originally Posted by Jessica4JC

Hello everyone, sorry if I haven't posted in a while. Busy with home and church life (signed up to be organizer of our church's women's Bible study). Anyways, I have two sons, one just turned 5 and the other is 2. They're good kids but can get in each other's hair. So, I thought maybe getting a pet for them would give them some companionship and play. I don't want a cat because they're occultish and sinister. I know witches and pagans have cats for pets. I would get a dog but my husband is deathly allergic to them so we can't have them in the house.

So, what about adopting a negro baby as a pet? I know someone who knows some people who can get me a relatively healthy niglet for under $300. But, I've never been around many negroes (even though there's quite a bit here in Texas, they stay to their side of town). But, I have some questions.

1. Are they difficult to housebreak? I've heard their intelligence is between that of a dog and a chimp, and I've housebroke dogs when I was little, so it shouldn't be difficult, right?
2. How can you discipline them? I do not want some unruly ape pooping in the kitchen sink and breaking dishes and sassing off and throwing gang signs when company is over. I want one that's quiet, obedient, and smiles alot. Like Uncle Remus from Song of the South (the ONLY good movie Disney ever made).
3. Are they expensive to care for? Food shouldn't be an issue. A neighbor of mine grows his own watermelon so I could get that for free actually. But, can I save money on medical costs by taking the niglet to a vet? I don't want to waste my HMO on a pet!

Finally, we're thinking of names. Hubby wants to name the niglet "Rex" or "Buster". Personally, I like the name "Mr. Bojangles". If anyone else has any names, I'd like to hear them!

YIC,
Jessica

WHAT THE *Profanity Deleted* IS WRONG WITH YOU?? *Racial slur deleted* are totally normal people just like you and you're kids and everyone around you !!! have you heard of the cosbys? or oprah? or jay z and kanye west and will smith and BARRACK OBAMA MAYBE these are so many of the worlds greatest celebrities and musicians and actors and POLITICIANS of this world (which btw is round) you are talking of these people as if they are the scum of the earth which by all means they are not!! “Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets." now if you read the bible you should all be familiar with this qoute right?? WELL HOW THE *Profanity Deleted* WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE BOUGHT YOU AND USED A PET FOR THEIR KIDS?? OH AND BY THE WAY DAISY MAY....FIRSTLY *Racial Slur Deleted* DO NOT LOOK LIKE CHIMPS...SECONDLY WHY WOULD YOURE LOCAL PET STORE SELL ONE>> THE SHOP SHOULD BE CLOSED DOWN!! THEN YOU SELLING IT TO A BROTHER FOR A COUPON?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE WHO AGREES WITH THIS AND YOU SHOULD ALL SEEK THERAPY AND HELP !!!!!
I DO DEARLY HOPE THAT YOU DO NOT BELIEVE THAT *Racial slur deleted* ARE WORSE THAN WHITE PEOPLE BECAUSE IF YOU DO........NOT EVEN GOD RO JESUS WILL HELP YOU !!!!!

[Dan U. Holier]

Originally Posted by glader333

WHAT THE *profanity deleted* IS WRONG WITH YOU?? *Racial slur deleted* are totally normal people just like you and you're kids and everyone around you !!!....

What in the God’s name are you talking about, Mr. Glader!? This honorable congregation has no prejudices against nigras and other colored people at all - as long as they know their place. We believe that God dedicated a special place in society for everyone, no matter how unintelligent and ugly he is.

YiC

Dan U. Holier

[Brother Enoch]

I'd never keep one in the house, but there was an old stray that used to come round the back just after supper. We'd toss it the leftovers. The kids used to love making it beg for fried chicken bones and watermelon rinds. Boy could it dance! And caper! I especially miss the capering. Ah, I miss the old bugger. Even though it left malt liquor bottles all over the place the kids just loved playing with it. Sadly, it got run over in front of our house 2 weeks back.

I do hope the city comes by and scrapes it up soon.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Brother Enoch

Sadly, it got run over in front of our house 2 weeks back.

Don't feel so bad, brother. These things happen. They're really hard to see at night.