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Oh yes, grace us Jim with the sweet, sycamore chords of your Godly voice. 12 100.00%
No, I'm a common, uncultured street nigra with lousy taste in music! 0 0%
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Default Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 04:05 AM

Howdy Landoverites! It's no secret your beloved Jimmy C is a professional country singer. Due to recent circumstances, I haven't been able to perform at the rodeo in while, but I've been thinking of taking my voice to YouTube and by extention to Jesus Christ, Our Lord Himself, who blessed me with the sacred, Song of Solomon pipes to move His flock.

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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 04:10 AM

Oooo, I have a request.

Can you please sing "HE Touched Me" by the Country Church?
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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 04:10 AM

I've always been partial to this song. Can you sing the harmonies too?



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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 04:14 AM

Sure can!
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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 04:15 AM

I'm in the mood for something delightful and catchy. How about Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed!



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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 04:16 AM

Good one Mary!
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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 04:20 AM

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Yes it is! Sal Polichetti was so dreamy. He's still an attractive man today.


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Yes it is! Sal Polichetti was so dreamy. He's still an attractive man today.

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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 04:23 AM

This is a must do.



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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 04:33 AM

I'll pool all requests in a hat and draw a pick!
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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 06:12 PM

Please sing Saved by these gents:




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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 07:59 PM

Okay, I'll be doing all the "touchy" requests first!
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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-30-2014, 09:03 PM

You won't be doing any of that cross over rap crap will you?
If you have to do crossover might I suggest something like:



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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-31-2014, 01:58 AM

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You won't be doing any of that cross over rap crap will you?
I believe this choir has the rap crossover covered.

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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-31-2014, 02:19 AM



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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 08-31-2014, 04:53 PM

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I believe this choir has the rap crossover covered.

I thought these people auditioned to perform at Landover a year ago and were chased out into a huge blizzard with the temperature 20 degrees below zero?


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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 09-09-2014, 02:09 PM

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They sound like angels.






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Default Re: Who wants to hear me sing? - 09-09-2014, 07:42 PM

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I believe this choir has the rap crossover covered.
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They sound like angels.
Sister, if that's what they call the rap, sign me up! They do sound like angels! So cheerful and joyful!


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