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Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 04:05 AM
Howdy Landoverites! It's no secret your beloved Jimmy C is a professional country singer. Due to recent circumstances, I haven't been able to perform at the rodeo in while, but I've been thinking of taking my voice to YouTube and by extention to Jesus Christ, Our Lord Himself, who blessed me with the sacred, Song of Solomon pipes to move His flock.
Any requests!?
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 04:10 AM
Oooo, I have a request.
Can you please sing "HE Touched Me" by the Country Church?
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 04:10 AM
I've always been partial to this song. Can you sing the harmonies too?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 04:14 AM
Sure can!
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 04:15 AM
I'm in the mood for something delightful and catchy. How about Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 04:16 AM
Good one Mary!
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 04:20 AM
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Good one Mary!
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Yes it is! Sal Polichetti was so dreamy. He's still an attractive man today.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 04:22 AM
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Yes it is! Sal Polichetti was so dreamy. He's still an attractive man today.
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A radiant gal as yourself would know!
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 04:23 AM
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 04:33 AM
I'll pool all requests in a hat and draw a pick!
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 06:12 PM
Please sing Saved by these gents:
Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 07:59 PM
Okay, I'll be doing all the "touchy" requests first!
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-30-2014, 09:03 PM
You won't be doing any of that cross over rap crap will you?
If you have to do crossover might I suggest something like:
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-31-2014, 01:58 AM
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You won't be doing any of that cross over rap crap will you?
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I believe this choir has the rap crossover covered.
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-31-2014, 02:19 AM
The only junglebunny beat worth listening to.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
08-31-2014, 04:53 PM
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I believe this choir has the rap crossover covered.
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I thought these people auditioned to perform at Landover a year ago and were chased out into a huge blizzard with the temperature 20 degrees below zero?
Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
09-09-2014, 02:09 PM
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I believe this choir has the rap crossover covered.
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They sound like angels.
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Re: Who wants to hear me sing? -
09-09-2014, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo
I believe this choir has the rap crossover covered.
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They sound like angels.
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Sister, if that's what they call the rap, sign me up! They do sound like angels! So cheerful and joyful!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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