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Default Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord - 08-01-2015, 11:35 PM

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beating people, especially women, is wrong!

What do you mean by especially women? You make it sound like you find it acceptable to beat men. Are you a misandrist or something? We don't tolerate you intolerant types here, you filthy man hating feminazi!


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Default Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord - 08-02-2015, 03:59 AM

Now, about this discipline thing, I might be willing to help, but not without some information first.


First up, what is the sound transmission class or 'soundproof rating' of his discipline room?


Secondly, what sort of video equipment does he have installed in order to record, review, and perfect his swings?


Thirdly, what precautions does he take to ensure the recorded sessions don't leak into the wrong hands? The world is rife with evildoers who would love nothing more than to get their nasty hands on such video and pervert an innocent instance of discipline to look like a lewd act. I can't risk soiling my sterling reputation because of some creative editing at the hands of athesnits or Lutherans, you know.


Penultimately, how often is it that both yourself and your daughter need simultaneous discipline? I'm a firm believer in killing two birds with one stone, and would be more inclined to tackle the extra challenge on days or weekends your husband is away.


Finally, I would need to see pictures of who I would be disciplining. I couldn't commit to anything without knowing if I were dealing with a mulatto or a Mexican or something. Even a righteous backhand must have standards.


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