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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 06:09 AM
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Also, I do believe I have a bible somewhere on my bookshelf, next to my Wiccan books, and books about various other religions.
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Perhaps it would behoove you to crack open that Bible, maybe turn to Exodus. Pay very close attention when you get to chapter 22, verse 18.
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 01:40 PM
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All humanity knows the reality of God, He is written on our hearts.
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Wouldn't that violate your taboo against tattooing?
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10-13-2008, 01:45 PM
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Wouldn't that violate your taboo against tattooing?
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It's not literal writing you Godless tramp. It's figurative, metaphorical...or did you fail that part of English class?
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 01:48 PM
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It's not literal writing you Godless tramp. It's figurative, metaphorical...or did you fail that part of English class?
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You folks are the ones that claim every word in your little anthology is to be taken literally. So when Paul says in his letter to the Romans that the word of God is written on men's hearts, he must have meant it literally, according to TC logic.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 02:28 PM
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Wouldn't that violate your taboo against tattooing?
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Oh, you insolent, boring, stupid harlot. It's written on our hearts from the very beginning, no more being a tattoo than a birthmark or freckle is.
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 03:50 PM
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Oh, you insolent, boring, stupid harlot. It's written on our hearts from the very beginning, no more being a tattoo than a birthmark or freckle is.
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Sister Mary Maria,
Couldn't a Pastor create a special thread in Quarantine where we could put Crotch? She could post away like the maniac she is, and we could take turns ministering to her there. Our work to get her to see the light could continue, and she wouldn't be spreading her pagan filth all over our Godly boards. Just a thought.
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10-13-2008, 04:51 PM
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You're calling the people here stupid? This coming from a Satanist!
How are things going down at the Church of Satan? Since Anton is dead and gone and junior's son Stanton got divorced and his ex-wife Szandora is now a hula-hooping member of The Partridge Family Temple, I imagine things are a little bleak! You don't know what is was like in the good old days little one!
Before I decided to kick junk and get right with God, I mixed it up with some real Satanists. They were cool enough, but when I look back, it was all just a waste of time.
Heroin will make you do some crazy shit, I tell ya. Have fun at your next Grotto meeting faggot, tell 'em I said go piffle yourselves!
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First off, I never tried Heroin, so do not associate me with it.
Second, I was never a member of the Church of Satan either, so do not associate me with it.
And third, yes non-christians are stupid. Or mentally ill. Or both. You decide.
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 04:55 PM
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Sister Mary Maria,
Couldn't a Pastor create a special thread in Quarantine where we could put Crotch? She could post away like the maniac she is, and we could take turns ministering to her there. Our work to get her to see the light could continue, and she wouldn't be spreading her pagan filth all over our Godly boards. Just a thought.
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We could, but the damage she causes (making people fall asleep in the middle of her posts) is still currently outweighed by the good she does (serving as an example of the horrifying results of sin).
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10-13-2008, 05:04 PM
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Second, I was never a member of the Church of Satan either, so do not associate me with it.
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You confuse me SH. You are a self-proclaimed Satanist, but you do not wish to be associated with The COS? Why not? Are you a False Satanist then? We have a lot of False Christians come through here, so I guess there could be False Satanists, but I don't see the point of that.
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And third, yes non-christians are stupid. Or mentally ill. Or both. You decide.
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And then you say this, which all of us here can agree with, certainly. Did Jesus fill your hellbound heart with his burning Truth right in the middle of a post! Glory and Praise indeed!
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 05:10 PM
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We could, but the damage she causes (making people fall asleep in the middle of her posts) is still currently outweighed by the good she does (serving as an example of the horrifying results of sin).
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I guess you're right. I will just need to say a prayer of strength before I click on any thread she has despoiled with her pagan presence, but I just hate bothering Jesus about Crotch, I'm sure he's a bit sick of hearing about her!
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway
You confuse me SH. You are a self-proclaimed Satanist, but you do not wish to be associated with The COS? Why not? Are you a False Satanist then? We have a lot of False Christians come through here, so I guess there could be False Satanists, but I don't see the point of that.
And then you say this, which all of us here can agree with, certainly. Did Jesus fill your hellbound heart with his burning Truth right in the middle of a post! Glory and Praise indeed!
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I never said non-christians, I said christians. Thanks some mod for editing, but oh well, I do not anger easily. Well Capt. A. Portway, there are different types of Satanism, and the type practiced by the COS is not the type that I practice. Thus they are Satanists, and so am I, but we are not the same.
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 06:26 PM
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I never said non-christians, I said christians. Thanks some mod for editing, but oh well, I do not anger easily. Well Capt. A. Portway, there are different types of Satanism, and the type practiced by the COS is not the type that I practice. Thus they are Satanists, and so am I, but we are not the same.
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OK, which ones are the True Satanists?
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 06:28 PM
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I never said non-christians, I said christians. Thanks some mod for editing, but oh well, I do not anger easily. Well Capt. A. Portway, there are different types of Satanism, and the type practiced by the COS is not the type that I practice. Thus they are Satanists, and so am I, but we are not the same.
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Well, since there's only one way to worship Jesus, there must be only one way to worship Satan. And it stands to reason the if they have a whole church and stuff set up, I bet the COS is doing it the right way and that you are doing in the wring way.
But again, I really don't see the point in worshipping Satan. You'll go to Hell simply for not worshipping God, why would you need to worhsip Satan at all? That makes as much sense as washing your car while it's raining!
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 06:34 PM
You do have a point, Capt. A. Portwell.
The COS do not worship Satan, from what I know they are simply Atheists who respect the personality of Satan, though they believe him to be real.
I, on the other hand, do believe in Satan, and I worship him. I do not do it to go to hell, I consider Satan much more powerful then God.
Whichever form of Satanism you consider to be "true" does no matter much. I believe that people should just do their own things, and I follow some of the things that LaVey wrote as a philosophy.
And in case you think I do, I do not kill people/animals.
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 07:31 PM
If Satan were so powerful, wouldn't he be God? Why do you people insist on worshiping losers?
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 07:33 PM
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OK, which ones are the True Satanists?
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Are you going to get round to answering this one?
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-13-2008, 07:44 PM
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You do have a point, Capt. A. Portwell.
And in case you think I do, I do not kill people/animals.
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PORTWAY not Portwell.
I didn't bring up sacrifices, you did. Does that mean you don't kill 'people/animals' anymore or lately or very often?
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
10-18-2008, 06:22 AM
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You do have a point, Capt. A. Portwell.
The COS do not worship Satan, from what I know they are simply Atheists who respect the personality of Satan, though they believe him to be real.
I, on the other hand, do believe in Satan, and I worship him. I do not do it to go to hell, I consider Satan much more powerful then God.
Whichever form of Satanism you consider to be "true" does no matter much. I believe that people should just do their own things, and I follow some of the things that LaVey wrote as a philosophy.
And in case you think I do, I do not kill people/animals.
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Dude, what happened to your super tough Pentangle avatar? Isn't that the dog from The Simpsons? What does that have to do with Satan? I mean I know Christians think that show sucks and all, but really, the Simpsons dog?
And now I don't feel so bad for getting put on Moderation or whatever. Like half the Unsaved dicks on this thread got banned or on Quarantine, whatever that is. I guess I'd better watch my P's and Q's.
I won't even tell you all what we on the street used to say the P and the Q stood for, I don't wanna end up, well, I just wanna be able to talk to you guys about God and stuff. It helps when I feel that old itch down in my gut, ya know?
I don't suppose any of you do know, do ya? It's a bitch man. Never mess with junk, seriously. It's all fun and games at first , but it gets pretty ugly pretty fast. Anyway, I'm cool right now and it's cool to be able so post here. Take it easy you guys, and you can pray for me if you wanna, I think that would be cool too.
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
01-19-2009, 04:00 PM
Satanist-Someone who gives themselves any pleasures they want, who tries to have a good time all of the time; another version of atheism.
Devil worshipper-someone who thinks that Satan will win the final battle against god.
Wiccan-Someone who practices witchcraft, always for themselves or other good purposes, for if it were bad purposes, it would be black magic, and that is associated with devil worshippers.
Pagan-A polytheistic person who believes in 2 or more gods/godesses.
Someone who doesn't even believe in the devil can't worship the devil!
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
01-19-2009, 04:33 PM
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Satanist-Someone who gives themselves any pleasures they want, who tries to have a good time all of the time; another version of atheism.
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,.. because they hate God and are honest enough to worship Satan openly.
But really friend, don't flatter yourself. Anton Levie and his little plastic pitchfork waving followers with their extended childhoods are hardly in the same league as Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchen as threats against Christianity. The irony is it really doesn't make a difference because you will both burn together in the hereafter if you don't repent now.
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Devil worshipper-someone who thinks that Satan will win the final battle against god.
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because they hate God.
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Wiccan-Someone who practices witchcraft, always for themselves or other good purposes, for if it were bad purposes, it would be black magic, and that is associated with devil worshippers.
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because they hate God.
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Pagan-A polytheistic person who believes in 2 or more gods/godesses.
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because they hate God.
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Someone who doesn't even believe in the devil can't worship the devil!
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You would be correct if people TRULY disbelieved in the Devil.
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