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Re: Parking should not be a problem: -
05-03-2013, 03:21 AM
The next sorry bastard that parks in one of my reserved parking spaces around Freehold is going to have to part their hair to wipe their ass.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
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Re: Parking should not be a problem: -
03-26-2015, 11:07 PM
NON-voting member (DC) Elanor Norton tries to park:
You couldn't get me to vote for this lady.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Posts: 2,290
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: In Jesus' lap
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Re: Parking should not be a problem: -
03-27-2015, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
You couldn't get me to vote for this lady.
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I would hope not! Nigress. Woman. And she can't park.
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Posts: 991
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: 1380 Apostle's Park Ct, Freehold
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Re: Parking should not be a problem: -
03-29-2015, 09:26 PM
I just hate to be a complainer, but with all the uproar about parking you would think this could be settled by now. However, it isn't. Father and Mother paid good money for a spot in the Titanium Tither's parking but this morning there was a 1987 Toyota Tercel parked in their space. Obviously this was a tin (or lower) tither taking advantage of the elderly and well-off. Luckily, I was able to allow Father to park in my space and use the shuttle bus from the lot to the steps, but this is just ridiculous.
Father and Mother will be reducing their tithes if the matter isn't resolved soon. They cheerfully gave but some cheapo is cheerfully taking away.
Oh - and Brother Isaac Peters, I just LOVE the new Bentley! God has blessed you so richly and with good reason. Glory to Jesus! Is your chauffeur messican?
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Posts: 2,290
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: In Jesus' lap
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Re: Parking should not be a problem: -
03-29-2015, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Oh - and Brother Isaac Peters, I just LOVE the new Bentley! God has blessed you so richly and with good reason. Glory to Jesus! Is your chauffeur messican?
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I hope he doesn't have a chauffeur, at least not for the Bentley. A Bentley should always be driven by its owner. If you want to use a chauffeur, you should use the Roller.
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If it's been said once, it's been said a million times: Bentleys are for driving, Rolls-Royces are for being driven in
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